# Ask a Lesbian anything...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 28, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991 "2010-06-28T16:54:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/221 "2010-07-02T21:15:55Z")

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Ever contemplated attaching a dildo to a jigsaw and going to town on your partner?

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**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/222 "2010-07-03T07:06:25Z")

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> [@cheapest gas prices in our area](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheapest-gas-prices-in-our-area/33274/7):
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> Ever contemplated attaching a dildo to a jigsaw and going to town on your partner?

They sell these now btw…

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/223 "2010-07-03T07:08:31Z")

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seems dangerous IMO. i dont think a pussy is engineered for 5000rpm

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**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/224 "2010-07-03T08:22:34Z")

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> [@The Bourne Ultimatum](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-bourne-ultimatum/33278/6):
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> seems dangerous IMO. i dont think a pussy is engineered for 5000rpm

your russian pussies are inferior to that of the US.

the Soviet policy of Pusistroika wasn’t accepted by a lot of the Russian women for some reason. I guess they didn’t care for Gorby and the map on his head.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/225 "2010-07-03T08:35:39Z")

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i beg to differ, sir

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/226 "2010-07-03T10:18:15Z")

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> [@cheapest gas prices in our area](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheapest-gas-prices-in-our-area/33274/7):
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> Ever contemplated attaching a dildo to a jigsaw and going to town on your partner?

I assume a reciprocating saw or a jackhammer would be far more effective

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/227 "2010-07-03T12:47:32Z")

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I heard that Dave Buschur is working on a crank shaft adapter to put a dildo on the end of a 4G63 crank shaft. A piston-dildo adapter is a few years down the road, too.

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/228 "2010-07-03T13:58:03Z")

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I probably won’t purchase that, Buschur parts are garbage IMO.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/229 "2010-07-03T14:23:06Z")

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just use a drilldo, its easier

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/230 "2010-07-03T17:53:57Z")

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> [@Any College Hockey Players in WNY??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-college-hockey-players-in-wny/33258/7):
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> your russian pussies are inferior to that of the US.
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> the Soviet policy of Pusistroika wasn’t accepted by a lot of the Russian women for some reason. I guess they didn’t care for Gorby and the map on his head.

Actually, Russians are well known for two things: getting drunk and having sex.

Usually at the same time or within a short period between the two.

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 12:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/231 "2010-07-04T00:46:04Z")

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Hi Lesbian,

Why do you choose to be a “bull-dike”, rather than be on the feminine side of the fence? Hey, before you get irritated, you opened the FLOOR to all questions…

T

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**Author:** ![\_Yo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_yo/32/6644_2.png) [@\_Yo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Yo)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 6:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/232 "2010-07-04T06:06:46Z")

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> [@Itz JEGs Burthday.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/itz-jegs-burthday/33279/15):
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> Hi Lesbian,
> 
> Why do you choose to be a “bull-dike”, rather than be on the feminine side of the fence? Hey, before you get irritated, you opened the FLOOR to all questions…
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> T

T,  
i am far from a bull dyke. i am more middle of the road. I wear make up, womens’ perfume, victoria secrets panties… i just happen to have a mohawk currently… and a lot of tattoos.  
![file:///Users/yolandarobert/Desktop/lesbianism.jpg](file:///Users/yolandarobert/Desktop/lesbianism.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/233 "2010-07-04T11:26:55Z")

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> [@Any College Hockey Players in WNY??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-college-hockey-players-in-wny/33258/13):
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> Actually, Russians are well known for two things: getting drunk and having sex.
> 
> Usually at the same time or within a short period between the two.

holy shit, it was a fucking joke.

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**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/234 "2010-07-04T11:27:56Z")

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> [@FS:Pioneer DEH 7800MP](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-pioneer-deh-7800mp/33288/2):
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> T,  
> i am far from a bull dyke. i am more middle of the road. I wear make up, womens’ perfume, victoria secrets panties… i just happen to have a mohawk currently… and a lot of tattoos.  
> ![file:///Users/yolandarobert/Desktop/lesbianism.jpg](file:///Users/yolandarobert/Desktop/lesbianism.jpg)

picture of said mohawk and tattoos?

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/235 "2010-07-04T12:16:36Z")

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> [@18 wheeler vs. Nissan dealership...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-wheeler-vs-nissan-dealership/33193/7):
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> **This is a sticky now**. Lulz for irony.

:thumbup

one of the things i did on my way out. cant let a thread this good risk getting lost.

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**Author:** ![\_Yo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_yo/32/6644_2.png) [@\_Yo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Yo)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/236 "2010-07-04T16:03:26Z")

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> [@Hang Your Cross"](#):
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> picture of said mohawk and tattoos?

mohawk. tattoos to come later.

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/237 "2010-07-04T16:36:35Z")

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Damn I missed every thing being in Bermuda

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**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/238 "2010-07-04T18:58:50Z")

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This thread is great

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/239 "2010-07-04T20:23:13Z")

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> [@Itz JEGs Burthday.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/itz-jegs-burthday/33279/21):
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> mohawk. **tattoos to come later**.

I think I see a sleeve. :number1

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/240 "2010-07-04T22:33:47Z")

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Yo is a dirty pirate hooker

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