# Ask a Lesbian anything...

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [June 28, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991 "2010-06-28T16:54:59Z")
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### Author: ![\_Yo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_yo/32/6644_2.png) [@\_Yo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Yo)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/61 "2010-06-28T17:58:37Z")

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> [@Lossless or Lossy Compression music](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lossless-or-lossy-compression-music/33119/3):
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> Srs question-
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> Do you find any truth in the statement “if she smokes, she pokes”? I’ve heard that female smokers have had 3x the sex partners as non, and I’d tend to agree.

now that i think about it almost all the chicks i have been with have been at least social smokers.  
OUTSTANDING - now i have new targeting methods!

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/62 "2010-06-28T17:59:01Z")

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so beee honest

is e-dubs the reason ya became a carpet muncher anddd  
is k-jugs the reason ya became carppet muncher  
do ya find yourself carpet cleanin before carpet munchin  
what is the best form for oral ? just sayin we need some help here for the sexually inactive like jellies , he hasnt gotten laid in 8 yrs and prolly dont know what is up

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/63 "2010-06-28T17:59:17Z")

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Some of the questions have been selectively ignored, but it’s going good overall :wow

How many straight chicks have you “converted” or do most just “experiment” with you?

You ever steal a guys gf?

Edit: new response answered most.

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/64 "2010-06-28T17:59:52Z")

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> [@SOLD: 1999 Honda Civic EX 5-Speed --more pics added](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-1999-honda-civic-ex-5-speed-more-pics-added/32390/16):
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> now that i think about it almost all the chicks i have been with have been at least social smokers.  
> OUTSTANDING - now i have new targeting methods!

I’ve had casual sexual relations with many women (I’m older than most here, no bragging, it’s the truth) and I can say the same, and I target it.

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### Author: ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/65 "2010-06-28T18:00:22Z")

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> [@I \<3 CRX project](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-3-crx-project/33098/12):
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> takes way more than 2 lines to get coke dick

This is PJB we’re talking about here

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### Author: ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/66 "2010-06-28T18:03:44Z")

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> [@\_Yo\_"](#):
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> I am a good cuddler.
> 
> eh… it’s the price a pay.
> 
> i like the chicky chicks typically.

Very good cuddler!!!

HAHA… price to pay huh? just like you telling the dog he doesn’t want to “lick that hand”

> [@88slowmarro"](#):
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> is e-dubs the reason ya became a carpet muncher anddd  
> is k-jugs the reason ya became carppet muncher  
> do ya find yourself carpet cleanin before carpet munchin  
> what is the best form for oral ? just sayin we need some help here for the sexually inactive like jellies , he hasnt gotten laid in 8 yrs and prolly dont know what is up

🤣rofl:rofl

She has no interest in me… I’m a blond… she loves the brunettes…

> [@Michael Vick in trouble (or The Misadventures of Ron Mexico)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-vick-in-trouble-or-the-misadventures-of-ron-mexico/32852/107):
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> Some of the questions have been selectively ignored, but it’s going good overall :wow
> 
> How many straight chicks have you “converted” or do most just “experiment” with you?
> 
> You ever steal a guys gf?
> 
> Edit: new response answered most.

neg repped for ignoring questions!!!

She gets straight girls all the time when we are out…

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### Author: ![\_Yo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_yo/32/6644_2.png) [@\_Yo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Yo)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/67 "2010-06-28T18:04:14Z")

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> [@88slowmarro"](#):
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> is e-dubs the reason ya became a carpet muncher anddd  
> is k-jugs the reason ya became carppet muncher  
> do ya find yourself carpet cleanin before carpet munchin  
> what is the best form for oral ? just sayin we need some help here for the sexually inactive like jellies , he hasnt gotten laid in 8 yrs and prolly dont know what is up

I don’t credit anyone with my life style… i’m just too cool to be straight… though kdubs is always nagging me to clean the carpet.  
Best form of oral - clitoral stimulation with a side of gspot poking. he he he

> [@Michael Vick in trouble (or The Misadventures of Ron Mexico)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-vick-in-trouble-or-the-misadventures-of-ron-mexico/32852/107):
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> How many straight chicks have you “converted” or do most just “experiment” with you?
> 
> You ever steal a guys gf?
> 
> Edit: new response answered most.

none converted… experimentation? like three. nothing to brag about. i did have this one girl make out with me on new years… and then her boyfriend was looking for her… oops.

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/68 "2010-06-28T18:07:37Z")

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I forsee Ilya reporting this thread to mods.

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/69 "2010-06-28T18:08:57Z")

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What’s your approach tactic on girls?

Do you find that girls that go to bars are easier?

And for the record, I do agree about the smokers.

Them non smokers are hard to come by.

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### Author: ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/70 "2010-06-28T18:09:02Z")

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> [@Lossless or Lossy Compression music](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lossless-or-lossy-compression-music/33119/4):
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> i did have this one girl make out with me on new years… and then her boyfriend was looking for her… oops.

you have had straight girls take you home… don’t beat around the bush now!

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### Author: ![edubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/edubs/32/6565_2.png) [@edubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/edubs)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/71 "2010-06-28T18:09:49Z")

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> [@Lossless or Lossy Compression music](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lossless-or-lossy-compression-music/33119/4):
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> though kdubs is always nagging me to clean the carpet

Shit, I never thought to smell-check Katie’s fingers… :ahh

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### Author: ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/72 "2010-06-28T18:11:46Z")

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> [@Lossless or Lossy Compression music](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lossless-or-lossy-compression-music/33119/4):
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> though kdubs is always nagging me to clean the carpet.

> [@Motorcycle accident on the BLVD? near wheatfield](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motorcycle-accident-on-the-blvd-near-wheatfield/33122/3):
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> Shit, I never thought to smell-check Katie’s fingers… :ahh

:facepalm:facepalm … whelp… I guess the secrets out…

:rofl Jerk!

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### Author: ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/73 "2010-06-28T18:11:50Z")

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Are you all swingers?

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### Author: ![\_Yo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_yo/32/6644_2.png) [@\_Yo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Yo)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/74 "2010-06-28T18:12:02Z")

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SO i have a lady cumming over… and she will be later as well 😜 so need to go soon. I will check tomorrow evening and answer more questions. so travis keep it in your pants in the mean time.

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/75 "2010-06-28T18:12:17Z")

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sooooo did e-dubs help the transition orrrr no ? i nead to know so i can pick on him lol

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/76 "2010-06-28T18:12:45Z")

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whats the biggest dildo ya have taken

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### Author: ![edubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/edubs/32/6565_2.png) [@edubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/edubs)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/77 "2010-06-28T18:15:15Z")

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> [@Accident at Race wars?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/accident-at-race-wars/33121/5):
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> :facepalm:facepalm … whelp… I guess the secrets out…

That’s it…

Manditory breath smell-checks now too!

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### Author: ![\_Yo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_yo/32/6644_2.png) [@\_Yo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Yo)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/78 "2010-06-28T18:15:31Z")

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> [@Good quality rip of Transformers (2007)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-quality-rip-of-transformers-2007/33108/17):
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> What’s your approach tactic on girls?
> 
> Do you find that girls that go to bars are easier?
> 
> And for the record, I do agree about the smokers.
> 
> Them non smokers are hard to come by.

def. they are drunk… So i think so far we learned to hit on drunk smokers.

> [@Motorcycle accident on the BLVD? near wheatfield](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motorcycle-accident-on-the-blvd-near-wheatfield/33122/2):
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> you have had straight girls take you home… don’t beat around the bush now!

shit i forgot about that. but i didn’t convert her. we just had a good time.

> [@Motorcycle accident on the BLVD? near wheatfield](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motorcycle-accident-on-the-blvd-near-wheatfield/33122/3):
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> Shit, I never thought to smell-check Katie’s fingers… :ahh

DAMN!! now what to do!

> [@Motorcycle accident on the BLVD? near wheatfield](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motorcycle-accident-on-the-blvd-near-wheatfield/33122/4):
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> Are you all swingers?

No… edubs doesn’t share.

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### Author: ![\_Yo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_yo/32/6644_2.png) [@\_Yo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Yo)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/79 "2010-06-28T18:16:43Z")

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> [@88slowmarro"](#):
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> whats the biggest dildo ya have taken

never measured… size doesn’t matter too much.

> [@FS:parana in a 55 gal tank setup w/ stand and xtra fish stuff](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-parana-in-a-55-gal-tank-setup-w-stand-and-xtra-fish-stuff/33094/16):
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> That’s it…
> 
> Manditory breath smell-checks now too!

FUCK!! toe check??

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/80 "2010-06-28T18:17:48Z")

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Huh, so the dude that gets no action just have the lez a great time on how to pick up more wimmenz for secks. Imagine that.

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