# Ask a Lesbian anything...

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [June 28, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991 "2010-06-28T16:54:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6

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### Author: ![justin2386](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin2386/32/6496_2.png) [@justin2386](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justin2386)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/101 "2010-06-28T19:41:31Z")

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not bad…4 pages in 2.5 hrs…lol

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### Author: ![edubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/edubs/32/6565_2.png) [@edubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/edubs)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/102 "2010-06-28T19:46:19Z")

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> [@Useless GIF](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/useless-gif/32780/17):
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> not bad…4 pages in 2.5 hrs…lol

lol

You need to change your posts per page. Yours was the first on page 2 for me…

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### Author: ![justin2386](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin2386/32/6496_2.png) [@justin2386](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justin2386)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/103 "2010-06-28T19:49:29Z")

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mines @ 30 i think…

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/104 "2010-06-28T21:04:04Z")

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> [@FEELER: 1989 Kawasaki Ninja 600R](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/feeler-1989-kawasaki-ninja-600r/24968/75):
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> 1. wow… tough one. Are you looking for celebrity type answers?
> 
> 2. def was crushing on girls in third grade.
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> 3. sorry can’t reveal all my secrets.

Yes… preferably people everyone would know. Thats cool. And could you pleaseee help him, even turbo travis can’t help him and hes fucked 8 thousand women

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/105 "2010-06-28T21:13:45Z")

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> [@Looking for a welder/fab position?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-welder-fab-position/33004/2):
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> Yes… preferably people everyone would know. Thats cool. And could you pleaseee help him, even turbo travis can’t help him and hes fucked 8 thousand women

Hi user “Murrdog9000”,

I’m glad you’ve become such a fan of my internet posts as of late. I will be offering autographs at “The Best Forth In the North” in the beautiful hamlet of Ticonderoga, NY this weekend. Price will be determined on a fan by fan basis, but for you, a Miller Lite will suffice.

Regards,  
TT

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/106 "2010-06-28T21:21:53Z")

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> [@WTF Subaru? v. Car shopping](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-subaru-v-car-shopping/33045/66):
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> Hi user “Murrdog9000”,
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> I’m glad you’ve become such a fan of my internet posts as of late. I will be offering autographs at “The Best Forth In the North” in the beautiful hamlet of Ticonderoga, NY this weekend. Price will be determined on a fan by fan basis, but for you, a Miller Lite will suffice.
> 
> Regards,  
> TT

Only if you win the ultimate drinking competition which will be between you, kramer, nick alero, or anyone else that drinks insane quantities of alcohol

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### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/107 "2010-06-28T21:35:33Z")

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Have you ever had your partna insert a balloon into your cooter, and then dramatically instructed her to inflate it?

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### Author: ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/108 "2010-06-28T21:40:21Z")

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> [@Who wants to race the R1?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-race-the-r1/32719/65):
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> Only if you win the ultimate drinking competition which will be between you, kramer, nick alero, or anyone else that drinks insane quantities of alcohol

Murrdog9000,  
I am down for the consumption of unreasonable quantities of alcoholism beverages on the date in question.

Sincerely,  
NickAlero

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### Author: ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/109 "2010-06-28T21:41:41Z")

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Nick you’re coming to the 4th of July party… or we’ll bring it to you

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### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/110 "2010-06-28T21:42:01Z")

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> [@\*\*\*9/02/07 NYSpeed end of summer BBQ @ Letchworth \*\*\*PAYMENT Deadline 8/20\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/9-02-07-nyspeed-end-of-summer-bbq-letchworth-payment-deadline-8-20/32470/72):
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> Murrdog9000,  
> I am down for the consumption of unreasonable quantities of alcoholism beverages on the date in question.
> 
> Sincerely,  
> NickAlero

NickAlero2000,

You must be 21 years of age to consume alcoholic beverages in the state of New York.  
-Alpine

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### Author: ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/111 "2010-06-28T21:43:18Z")

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> [@\*\*\*\*\*Official: Mighty Meet Thread\*\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mighty-meet-thread/10918/2288):
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> NickAlero2000,
> 
> You must be 21 years of age to consume alcoholic beverages in the state of New York.  
> -Alpine

Alpine  
…dammit.

-NickAlero

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### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/112 "2010-06-28T21:43:42Z")

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THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE

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### Author: ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/113 "2010-06-28T21:44:33Z")

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> [@Problem with my AC, The Clutch Will not engage....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/problem-with-my-ac-the-clutch-will-not-engage/33114/4):
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> Nick you’re coming to the 4th of July party… or we’ll bring it to you

Haha I’m 100% down as long as my parents haven’t made plans yet, I’ll check with them when I call tomorrow.

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### Author: ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/114 "2010-06-28T21:44:57Z")

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> [@My luck never quits \*rant\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-luck-never-quits-rant/33129/10):
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> THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE

:rofl

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### Author: ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/115 "2010-06-28T21:45:41Z")

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I already called Mr. and Mrs. Alero. They’re cool with it.

“Yo” have you ever received or given an Alabama hot pocket?

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### Author: ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/116 "2010-06-28T21:47:17Z")

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> [@WTB: Air jordans/dunks](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-air-jordans-dunks/32902/18):
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> I already called Mr. and Mrs. Alero. They’re cool with it.

Alright sounds good.

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### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/117 "2010-06-28T21:47:59Z")

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So who’s the man in your relationship(s)?

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### Author: ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/118 "2010-06-28T21:50:36Z")

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> [@Where was Layzie?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-was-layzie/33127/3):
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> ^^this question sparked this one VV
> 
> do lezboz like gay dudes?

wtf? i’m asking about girls and u can only think of gay dudes, always knew something was up with you.

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### Author: ![BlueS14240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blues14240sx/32/6410_2.png) [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/119 "2010-06-28T22:11:34Z")

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:rofl

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### Author: ![YFZ460](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yfz460/32/6343_2.png) [@YFZ460](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/YFZ460)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/120 "2010-06-28T22:25:01Z")

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Ok, ok… I’ve got a question… more like a puzzle to solve.

You’ve got 10 seconds to solve it:

Person who annoys you:

T \_ A \_ \_ S

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