# Ask a Lesbian anything...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [June 28, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991 "2010-06-28T16:54:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 7
### Author:  [@YFZ460](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/YFZ460)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/121 "2010-06-28T22:27:24Z")
We need an answer.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/122 "2010-06-28T23:43:13Z")
Does the Alaskan Shitrod sound appealing to you?
[] YES
[] NO
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### Author:  [@Ender](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ender)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/123 "2010-06-29T06:58:44Z")
> [@TW: 90 mustang lx/gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-90-mustang-lx-gt/32817/29):
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> Does the Alaskan Shitrod sound appealing to you?
> YES
> NO
AKA Alaskan Pipeline?
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/124 "2010-06-29T08:26:21Z")
> [@Motorcycle accident on the BLVD? near wheatfield](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motorcycle-accident-on-the-blvd-near-wheatfield/33122/2):
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> you have had straight girls take you home… **don’t beat around the bush now!**
Ummm, :ninja
> [@WTB: Air jordans/dunks](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-air-jordans-dunks/32902/18):
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> I already called Mr. and Mrs. Alero. They’re cool with it.
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> “Yo” have you ever received or given an Alabama hot pocket?
you heard that on FB& hot wings this am too! lol
OP srs question.
What was the worst lesbian sexual experience you ever had? What happened and why was it bad for you?
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/125 "2010-06-29T08:38:14Z")
> [@kdubs"](#):
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> Oh god… where is Emanuel…
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> 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl
NO LESBO TOES THANKS!
i have a perfect set on my girl. :thumbup
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/126 "2010-06-29T09:16:58Z")
Squirter?
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/127 "2010-06-29T09:25:10Z")
> [@WTB: Small TV](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-small-tv/33111/4):
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> It’s true. I smell-check Yo’s fingers when I get home…
Dont know you at all, but I might +rep you for this.
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### Author:  [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/128 "2010-06-29T09:30:51Z")
> [@WTB: Budget turbo parts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-budget-turbo-parts/33143/2):
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> Squirter?
this^ :excited
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/129 "2010-06-29T09:32:33Z")
> [@WTB: Budget turbo parts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-budget-turbo-parts/33143/2):
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> Squirter?
It’s a mess and highly overrated.
I thought you couldn’t get an ErecTION?
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### Author:  [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/130 "2010-06-29T09:35:18Z")
> [@FS: escort passport 8500 x50](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-escort-passport-8500-x50/33101/2):
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> It’s a mess
this is true…my first g/f was, its still fun though i dont think its overrated yet
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/131 "2010-06-29T09:40:38Z")
How old was the oldest vagina you have stimulated manually or orally? Youngest?
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### Author:  [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/132 "2010-06-29T10:40:46Z")
I foresee we will be getting a lot of guest hit due to this thread alone…:rofl +rep
Question: At what age did you realize you are attracted to the same sex?
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### Author:  [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/133 "2010-06-29T10:44:51Z")
> [@Pictures and story of what my ex-girlfriend did to her car, and now what should I do?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pictures-and-story-of-what-my-ex-girlfriend-did-to-her-car-and-now-what-should-i-do/32977/41):
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> I foresee we will be getting a lot of guest hit due to this thread alone…:rofl +rep
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> Question: At what age did you realize you are attracted to the same sex?
Previously answered by OP. She said she was in third grade
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### Author:  [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/134 "2010-06-29T10:48:00Z")
> [@Nyspeed Scary Help V. Identity Theft](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-scary-help-v-identity-theft/33146/2):
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> Previously answered by OP. She said she was in third grade
LOL, got it.
Someone really need to make a list…🤣rofl:rofl
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/135 "2010-06-29T10:55:02Z")
> [@Nyspeed Scary Help V. Identity Theft](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-scary-help-v-identity-theft/33146/2):
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> Previously answered by OP. She said she was in third grade
Thats HAWT. :excited
> [@FS: 1969 Mercedes 250 "Wilbur"!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1969-mercedes-250-wilbur/32581/22):
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> LOL, got it.
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> Someone really need to make a list…🤣rofl:rofl
yeah can _Y0_ just edit the OP with the replies whe makes and put them all in the first post! that would be great, K… thanks bi.
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/136 "2010-06-29T11:28:17Z")
> [@FS: escort passport 8500 x50](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-escort-passport-8500-x50/33101/2):
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> It’s a mess and highly overrated.
you know how i know your gay?
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/137 "2010-06-29T11:51:49Z")
> [@FS: escort passport 8500 x50](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-escort-passport-8500-x50/33101/2):
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> It’s a mess and highly overrated.
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> I thought you couldn’t get an ErecTION?
It’s not so bad when you have her run the sheets down to be cleaned afterword. :lol:
Free extra lubrication ftw!
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### Author:  [@\_Yo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Yo)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/138 "2010-06-29T13:33:40Z")
> [@need bighands shop #](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-bighands-shop/33064/8):
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> whats your favorite names for boobs and vaginas?
boobs- i like ta-tas and boobs. Boobs just sounds cool. booooo’bs
vaginas- vag is cool. cooter is also fund to say. must be a double “o” thing which makes sense since to O’s together looks like boobs. :excited
> [@Where was Layzie?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-was-layzie/33127/3):
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> ^^this question sparked this one VV
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> do lezboz like gay dudes?
I love fags.
Ironically i don’t like too many lesbians. I’m a homophobic lesbian. If i’m not attracted to you, then i more than likely i don’t like you also.
> [@Looking for a welder/fab position?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-welder-fab-position/33004/2):
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> Yes… preferably people everyone would know. Thats cool. And could you pleaseee help him, even turbo travis can’t help him and hes fucked 8 thousand women
i know some peeps think she’s skanky, but i would fuck the shit out of angelina jolie! yes indeed.
> [@i Finally got my Audi back form the collision shop! New pics!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-finally-got-my-audi-back-form-the-collision-shop-new-pics/33091/12):
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> Have you ever had your partna insert a balloon into your cooter, and then dramatically instructed her to inflate it?
not dramatically… actually never even thought of that. Must keep that in mind.
> [@WTB: Air jordans/dunks](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-air-jordans-dunks/32902/18):
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> “Yo” have you ever received or given an Alabama hot pocket?
let me know what that is, i have had a hot pocket… yummy
> [@Trans Am\> Mustang](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trans-am-mustang/33130/6):
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> So who’s the man in your relationship(s)?
that’d be me… but i’m not manish. I am def more the giver.:number1
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/139 "2010-06-29T13:40:10Z")
1. alabama hot pocket
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman’s vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin’. The term “Alabama” originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves “Porky Piggin’” the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin’ follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin’ the girl… repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
_Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin’d that shit._
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/140 "2010-06-29T13:46:32Z")
Have you ever “smoked pole”?
if yes, in terms of ease, what is easier? smoking pole, or chomping box?
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