# Ask a Lesbian anything...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [June 28, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991 "2010-06-28T16:54:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/141 "2010-06-29T13:57:20Z")
does asshole taste like a roll of pennies?
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/142 "2010-06-29T13:57:56Z")
you got one bro find out
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### Author:  [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/143 "2010-06-29T14:24:57Z")
have you ever had a blue waffle?
if your answer to that question is a no, then you can try Murrdog9000’s. other people on here tell me its pretty good.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/144 "2010-06-29T17:15:03Z")
Is Travis Koch going to fail again?
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/145 "2010-06-29T17:23:55Z")
> [@i Finally got my Audi back form the collision shop! New pics!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-finally-got-my-audi-back-form-the-collision-shop-new-pics/33091/14):
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> Is Travis Koch going to fail again?
:rofl
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/146 "2010-06-29T17:41:39Z")
> [@GONE](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gone/33151/4):
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> have you ever had a blue waffle?
> if your answer to that question is a no, then you can try Murrdog9000’s. other people on here tell me its pretty good.
took you an awfullll long time to pull that gem out of your vag :retardclap
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### Author:  [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/147 "2010-06-29T18:08:51Z")
my question got skipped, either thats a no or was it written somewhere that you can only ask questions about ur sex life…i only saw not about cars.
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/148 "2010-06-29T18:14:20Z")
would you ever help us get pjb out of his 8 yr hiatis “sp” or in easy terms ,the last time he got ass is when his finger poked thru the toilet paper . orrrr the last vag he saw was momma when he was comin out
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/149 "2010-06-29T18:14:50Z")
what is the best part about being a lesbian?
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/150 "2010-06-29T18:18:32Z")
> [@One hell of a rush!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-hell-of-a-rush/33155/10):
>
> what is the best part about being a lesbian?
thats easy ni99a , scissoring bitch
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/151 "2010-06-29T18:49:23Z")
> [@My luck never quits \*rant\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-luck-never-quits-rant/33129/22):
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> would you ever help us get pjb out of his 8 yr hiatis “sp” or in easy terms ,the last time he got ass is when his finger poked thru the toilet paper . orrrr the last vag he saw was momma when he was comin out
damn John youre awful worried about where Im sticking my dick or not sticking it I suppose
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/152 "2010-06-29T18:52:38Z")
tryin to help ya out man , 8 yrs is a long time my man lol
but i guess you know lol
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### Author:  [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/153 "2010-06-29T18:53:32Z")
:rofl
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/154 "2010-06-29T18:54:06Z")
Its just not really a priority at this point
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### Author:  [@TracEy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TracEy)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/155 "2010-06-29T18:54:25Z")
> [@i Finally got my Audi back form the collision shop! New pics!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-finally-got-my-audi-back-form-the-collision-shop-new-pics/33091/14):
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> Is Travis Koch going to fail again?
This isn’t ask the magic eight ball a question, it’s Ask a LESBIAN anything… obv. she wants nothing to do with Travis ((not that anyone does)) so shush and let the thread continue…
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/156 "2010-06-29T18:56:29Z")
> [@Conquest/240 Photoshoot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conquest-240-photoshoot/33160/12):
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> damn John youre awful worried about where Im sticking my dick or not sticking it I suppose
Dear user “Jellies”,
I, Turbo Travis, along with Jonathan, also express concern about what you’re not sticking your penis in. Although I’ve never met you, I’ve viewed several digital photographs of you on this forum, and you’ve got that ‘warrior’ look in your eyes. Yes, a calm young man from day to day while delivering various cotton-based products for “Plaza Linen”, but eventually that warrior inside you is going to be released. Myself, and apparently Jonathan both hope that the inner rage is released on a vagina (attached to a women of legal age) in the near future.
With warm regards (and concern)
TurboTravis
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/157 "2010-06-29T18:58:42Z")
> [@Have you ever seen a car and just felt sorry for it](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-car-and-just-felt-sorry-for-it/33153/16):
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> Dear user “Jellies”,
>
> I, Turbo Travis, along with Jonathan, also express concern about what you’re not sticking your penis in. Although I’ve never met you, I’ve viewed several digital photographs of you on this forum, and you’ve got that ‘warrior’ look in your eyes. Yes, a calm young man from day to day while delivering various cotton-based products for “Plaza Linen”, but eventually that warrior inside you is going to be released. Myself, and apparently Jonathan both hope that the inner rage is released on a vagina (attached to a women of legal age) in the near future.
>
> With warm regards (and concern)
> TurboTravis
🤣rofl:rofl:bowdown
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/158 "2010-06-29T18:59:11Z")
> [@how to dispose of fuel and coolant?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-dispose-of-fuel-and-coolant/33144/17):
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> This isn’t ask the magic eight ball a question, it’s Ask a LESBIAN anything… obv. she wants nothing to do with Travis ((not that anyone does)) so shush and let the thread continue…
I thought it fell into the ANYTHING category.
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### Author:  [@\_Yo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Yo)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/159 "2010-06-29T19:28:59Z")
> [@TW: 90 mustang lx/gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-90-mustang-lx-gt/32817/29):
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> Does the Alaskan Shitrod sound appealing to you?
> YES
> NO
dude
. not. at . all.
> [@Lifetime powertrain warranty](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lifetime-powertrain-warranty/32999/41):
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> Ummm,
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> OP srs question.
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> What was the worst lesbian sexual experience you ever had? What happened and why was it bad for you?
with a staight chick, and we were both drunk…to the point that i don’t remember how it ended… i may have fallen asleep.☹
> [@WTB: Budget turbo parts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-budget-turbo-parts/33143/2):
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> Squirter?
no i am not… though i think it could be hot.
> [@Good quality rip of Transformers (2007)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-quality-rip-of-transformers-2007/33108/25):
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> How old was the oldest vagina you have stimulated manually or orally? Youngest?
36… and as a ref. i am 30 (almost 31) but when i hit the 36 i was 28.
> [@Pictures and story of what my ex-girlfriend did to her car, and now what should I do?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pictures-and-story-of-what-my-ex-girlfriend-did-to-her-car-and-now-what-should-i-do/32977/41):
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> Question: At what age did you realize you are attracted to the same sex?
8 ish.
> [@WTF Subaru? v. Car shopping](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-subaru-v-car-shopping/33045/73):
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> you know how i know your gay?
cause i listen to coldplay?
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/32802/27):
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> 1. alabama hot pocket
>
> The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman’s vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin’. The term “Alabama” originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves “Porky Piggin’” the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin’ follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin’ the girl… repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
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> _Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin’d that shit._
you lost me at the poo. … you lost me at poo.
> [@7-29 WHats going on tonight](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/7-29-whats-going-on-tonight/33141/22):
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> Have you ever “smoked pole”?
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> if yes, in terms of ease, what is easier? smoking pole, or chomping box?
box… def the box.
> [@7/28 KUMHO STREET WARZ & PARTY @ Lancaster](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/7-28-kumho-street-warz-party-lancaster/33011/99):
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> does asshole taste like a roll of pennies?
yes.
> [@Have you ever seen a car and just felt sorry for it](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-car-and-just-felt-sorry-for-it/33153/11):
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> my question got skipped, either thats a no or was it written somewhere that you can only ask questions about ur sex life…i only saw not about cars.
i must have missed it. what was it?
> [@My luck never quits \*rant\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-luck-never-quits-rant/33129/22):
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> would you ever help us get pjb out of his 8 yr hiatis “sp” or in easy terms ,the last time he got ass is when his finger poked thru the toilet paper . orrrr the last vag he saw was momma when he was comin out
rough.
> [@One hell of a rush!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-hell-of-a-rush/33155/10):
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> what is the best part about being a lesbian?
vag, boobs. the rabbit. sybians… etch.
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-a-lesbian-anything/252991/160 "2010-06-29T19:41:03Z")
hahaha sybians!! You are great
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