# ask the cop

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [July 25, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483 "2010-07-25T17:54:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![acop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@acop](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/acop)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/1 "2010-07-25T17:54:46Z")

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Fist State police us ford not Chevys good try

No I dont eat D and D but McDonalds is free for us

And no I am not that guy that sits on the northway an writes people up. My limit is 15 over that is really the only way to get a ticket from me. Unless its a fix it and and thats because we can PC to your info.

Is this a better location?:thumbup

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### Author: ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/2 "2010-07-25T18:30:36Z")

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tell chaz hes gay

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/3 "2010-07-25T19:39:34Z")

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yo cop you suck at spelling a simple grammar why is that?

sorry for that, please don’t pull me over for being a dick. :rofl

ok but seriously, why do you guys have to be such douches about exhaust, if it’s a nice car, and not some hackjob bullshit car, why you gotta mess with us?

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### Author: ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2010, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/4 "2010-07-25T19:53:39Z")

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have u ever pulled me over?

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/5 "2010-07-25T19:55:56Z")

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who are you

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### Author: ![LS\_WS.6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ls_ws.6/32/6563_2.png) [@LS\_WS.6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LS_WS.6)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/6 "2010-07-25T19:58:13Z")

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he’s acop

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/7 "2010-07-25T20:00:53Z")

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![http://alltopmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/arnold-schwarzenegger-kindergarten-cop.jpg](http://alltopmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/arnold-schwarzenegger-kindergarten-cop.jpg)

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### Author: ![SDP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SDP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SDP)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/8 "2010-07-25T20:15:41Z")

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LOL

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### Author: ![DrunkieTheBear](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drunkiethebear/32/6539_2.png) [@DrunkieTheBear](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrunkieTheBear)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/9 "2010-07-26T03:36:18Z")

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wat?

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### Author: ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 3:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/10 "2010-07-26T03:38:21Z")

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No U

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### Author: ![tougethisDB1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tougethisdb1/32/6358_2.png) [@tougethisDB1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tougethisDB1)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 3:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/11 "2010-07-26T03:49:48Z")

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im detective john kimble. IM A COP YOU IDIOT!!!

is this the cop that i wanna kick in the balls?

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### Author: ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/12 "2010-07-26T05:45:26Z")

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This has to be fake.

What’s the most important 10 code?

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### Author: ![tougethisDB1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tougethisdb1/32/6358_2.png) [@tougethisDB1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tougethisDB1)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/13 "2010-07-26T05:48:48Z")

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1. dragracing.

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### Author: ![McLen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mclen/32/6354_2.png) [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/14 "2010-07-26T06:16:51Z")

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10-7, break time. or 1192 - DWI.

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/15 "2010-07-26T06:36:15Z")

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187

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/16 "2010-07-26T06:55:42Z")

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OP did you happen to come across a white BMw stuffed into a guard rail last spring?

you sound like a cool dude, that guy was a cool dude.

he/you didnt give me a ticket and honestly given the situation I was begging for it.

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### Author: ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2010, 5:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/17 "2010-07-27T05:16:58Z")

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wouldnt it be D n D not D and D

:facepalm

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2010, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/18 "2010-07-27T05:22:47Z")

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this cops not smart

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### Author: ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2010, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/19 "2010-07-27T07:57:13Z")

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> [@:Sigh: Uggs?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-uggs/33740/27):
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> Fist State police us ford not Chevys good try

State Police use the Chevrolet Impala and Tahoe for the most part. The Ford Crown Victoria is (being) retired. Other than that, they have a few Dodge Charger’s as well.

Nice try.

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2010, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ask-the-cop/253483/20 "2010-07-27T08:09:17Z")

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> [@FS/Trade 92 VW GTi 2.0L 16V](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-trade-92-vw-gti-2-0l-16v/31578/56):
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> State Police use the Chevrolet Impala and Tahoe for the most part. The Ford Crown Victoria is (being) retired. Other than that, they have a few Dodge Charger’s as well.
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> Nice try.

I know that is like basic math right there. Impala tahoe camaro you see those three cars alot more now than the crown vics. I have even seen a charger and a nomad as K9 units

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