# Ass Clown in a White Cavalier.......

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 31, 2007, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159 "2007-05-31T06:44:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/1 "2007-05-31T06:44:51Z")

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Last night, coming home from Blu-Martini…approx 1AM, I was getting on the 290 from Sheridan before the Harlem intersection, three cars…One Eclipse and a white cavalier with a tin-can spoiler…not sure what the third was. Anywho…to the driver of the cavalier:

Next time you fucking merge onto a freeway, check your mirrors and blind spots because your dumbass came inches from driving your pos into the side of my car. Yes, I was in the center lane when you came plowing into my lane without looking, and trying to keep up with your homies…learn to drive before driving on public roads you ass clown. :bloated:

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/2 "2007-05-31T06:46:07Z")

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were you driving the priz?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/3 "2007-05-31T06:49:26Z")

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no, the Viper

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/4 "2007-05-31T06:53:33Z")

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Damn it I knew I should have stopped there after brennans.

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**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/5 "2007-05-31T07:02:59Z")

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lmao we saw these tools last nite at denny’s on maple. they were all parked staggered in the parking lot taking up 2 spaces each. Icey Hot Stunnaz!!!

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**Author:** ![antosh87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@antosh87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/antosh87)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/6 "2007-05-31T07:07:01Z")

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theres a fruitcake who goes to southgate with a white cavy 2 blue strips n a shopping cart wing!!!its so fast n furious!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/7 "2007-05-31T07:08:28Z")

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^ sounds like this is the group.

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**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/8 "2007-05-31T07:09:08Z")

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yea they had a convertable saab and like 2 3rd gen eclipses and a couple sweeeeeeet cavaliers :lol:

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**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/9 "2007-05-31T07:10:52Z")

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if you want to find him he works for yings he is allways doing something stupid around mighty.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/10 "2007-05-31T07:11:42Z")

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[quote=“TurdBlown Teg,post:9,topic:30159"”]

if you want to find him he works for yings he is allways doing something stupid around mighty.

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lol. THAT GUY!

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**Author:** ![jrod0187](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@jrod0187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrod0187)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/11 "2007-05-31T07:13:11Z")

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:bloated: fucking kids and their riced neons/ cavs

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/12 "2007-05-31T07:14:48Z")

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Was the Cavilier a beat to shit 4 door with a ghetto black thin spoiler? If so him and an Eclipse and I think a Grand Am were driving down River Road to Summit Mall last night driving like assholes. At the point where River Road merges to 1 lane, the 3 of them were passing cars over the double yellow around the corners. Almost saw 3 head on accidents.

If that was them, you beat me to the post.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/13 "2007-05-31T07:15:38Z")

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^^^ jesus.

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**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/14 "2007-05-31T07:16:51Z")

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he prob heard economy cars can beat you and just wanted to toy with you a bit.

😛 i kid

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**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/15 "2007-05-31T07:17:33Z")

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[quote=“Wadsworth Douchington IV,post:13,topic:30159"”]

^^^ jesus.

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\*joe

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**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/16 "2007-05-31T08:14:58Z")

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[quote=“K Cuv,post:15,topic:30159"”]

\*joe

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Bwhahahaha.

But yeah, is this anything really new? Same shit, different summer. Yes, its still retarded.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/17 "2007-05-31T08:24:40Z")

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Someone :snky: should grab a pump and put 70 psi in his back tires when he’s not around so that he oversteers it into a ditch the next time he drives like an ass. :tup: He won’t notice it like he would a flat. :snky:

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**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/18 "2007-05-31T08:31:15Z")

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[quote=“K Cuv,post:14,topic:30159"”]

he prob heard economy cars can beat you and just wanted to toy with you a bit.

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**ZING**

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**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/19 "2007-05-31T10:01:00Z")

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[quote=“Wadsworth Douchington IV,post:10,topic:30159"”]

lol. THAT GUY!

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yeah that guy him and his “cool” ricer gang with cut springs. atleast the kid got rid of his led fart can. it makes me upset to see he has a new muffler that sticks out a foot past the bumper with no more cool blue led.

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**Author:** ![juniorj](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juniorj/32/7513_2.png) [@juniorj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/juniorj)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-clown-in-a-white-cavalier/30159/20 "2007-05-31T10:02:48Z")

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gray platic bumpers ftw

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