# Ass jockeys at IMAX transit

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 18, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623 "2008-05-18T08:31:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/81 "2008-05-20T13:45:36Z")

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Dude, why isn’t your Saturn autox-able now? I’m confused. Not riced out enough?

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**Author:** ![black02satsc2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/black02satsc2/32/5259_2.png) [@black02satsc2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/black02satsc2)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/82 "2008-05-20T14:19:41Z")

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> [@sureshot!](#):
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> Dude, why isn’t your Saturn autox-able now? I’m confused. Not riced out enough?

not enough money at the moment. i need $1300 for adjustable coilvers lol, wanna give it to me? lol

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/83 "2008-05-20T14:24:23Z")

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> [@sureshot!](#):
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> Dude, why isn’t your Saturn autox-able now? I’m confused. Not riced out enough?

give em a chance, at least hes heading in “the right” direction.

> [@Jam](#):
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> wrong
> 
> if someone claimed their near stock accord ran 12’s people would be all over his shit

completely true.

> [@Joe](#):
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> Is the quote from nikuk off of his friend accurate? I don’t know this guy from adam but if thats all thats done to it and the kid thinks he runs 12’s, , but from what i saw it was his friends making the claims.
> 
> however, the kid could have his impala modded up to run 12’s and I wouldnt put it out of the question til I at least saw what he was working with. People were way quicker to call him out and bust out the Impala jokes than they would be if he was driving the foreign equivalent, before seeing the mod list.

you’re so angry because people are shit talking in OFFTOPIC to a kid in a GM FWD V6.

Yet all the bullshit that you blindly spew about honda bois in gen auto threads is okay?

Wipe your vag.

Oh, when you see someone quoted, there is a small .gif icon following the name of the person quoted… click on it and you will be taken to where the quote originated from.

> [@black02satsc2](#):
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> thats exactly my point. but because its an impala it automatically is a pos.
> 
> like i said a few posts ago… JUST LET PEOPLE POST WITHOUT CALLING THEM OR THEIR CAR A POS.
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> lets play internet shit talking (yeah im just as guilty as all of you, so what) it just pisses me off when you cant just say something to help the situation or help out a fellow wny driver.
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> i say lock and delete this thread if no one has any info on the stolen shit.

Everyone here has an opinion. Get used to it. No reason to lock an offtopic thread that went offtopic.

I didn’t call the impala a pos. I asked for a timeslip. I also asked you to ask the impala driver (who said he won’t post here again) to run against a 12 second car. Would you do that for me?

I have no problem with you, you seem like you wanna take your car in a motorsports direction, :tup:. You “mods” so far aren’t nearly as bad as some others on this site.

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**Author:** ![black02satsc2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/black02satsc2/32/5259_2.png) [@black02satsc2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/black02satsc2)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/84 "2008-05-20T14:33:33Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> I didn’t call the impala a pos. I asked for a timeslip. I also asked you to ask the impala driver (who said he won’t post here again) to run against a 12 second car. Would you do that for me?
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> I have no problem with you, you seem like you wanna take your car in a motorsports direction, :tup:. You “mods” so far aren’t nearly as bad as some others on this site.

thank you. i will tell him. i do want to mod my car and take it in the auto-x direction. unlike just putting stupid shit on the car lol

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**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/85 "2008-05-20T14:43:44Z")

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> [@black02satsc2](#):
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> thank you. i will tell him. i do want to mod my car and take it in the auto-x direction. unlike just putting stupid shit on the car lol

Do the driver mod first.

Stock cars are just as fun at auto-x. I started on a 1992 Toyota Camry. Had a blast doing so too.

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**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/86 "2008-05-20T15:07:10Z")

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anyone find this odd  
[http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50946](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50946)

humm P2 in a box

not blaming anyone but never know

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/87 "2008-05-20T15:10:00Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> :walter:

on one hand i could have a well written reply here, but im done with work. who cares. thanks for the heads up on the gif arrow anyway.

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**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/88 "2008-05-20T15:12:38Z")

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> [@KuntryQuestTSi](#):
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> anyone find this odd  
> [http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50946](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50946)
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> humm P2 in a box
> 
> not blaming anyone but never know

That was a great thread. Sad to see it locked and banned.

I laughed greatly at it, and afterall, aren’t forums really about entertainment in the end?

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/89 "2008-05-20T15:17:15Z")

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> [@KuntryQuestTSi](#):
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> anyone find this odd  
> [http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50946](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50946)
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> humm P2 in a box
> 
> not blaming anyone but never know

hahahaha

i miss GOOD parody threads 👏

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/90 "2008-05-20T15:24:12Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> on one hand i could have a well written reply here, but im done with work. who cares. thanks for the heads up on the gif arrow anyway.

word & word.

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**Author:** ![black02satsc2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/black02satsc2/32/5259_2.png) [@black02satsc2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/black02satsc2)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/91 "2008-05-20T15:24:23Z")

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you guys are fucking retarded you know that? sureshot! was retarded to do this. my friend had the police on the phone ready to organize a sting to bust this guy. shit has been happening there for a while now so this was no laughing matter. do you want to see an innocent person such as sureshot! arrested or detained for no reason? i think not

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**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/92 "2008-05-20T15:27:22Z")

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Meh, might be a good laugh, and a good thread afterwards.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/93 "2008-05-20T15:30:48Z")

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wtf happened to this thread

god damn

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**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/94 "2008-05-20T15:36:44Z")

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> [@ly555is](#):
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> wtf happened to this thread
> 
> god damn

Wonderfulness man, wonderfulness.

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**Author:** ![black02satsc2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/black02satsc2/32/5259_2.png) [@black02satsc2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/black02satsc2)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/95 "2008-05-20T15:36:45Z")

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what happened was people need to grow the fuck up

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**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/96 "2008-05-20T15:39:29Z")

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> [@black02satsc2](#):
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> what happened was people need to grow the fuck up

By this time, you’ve got to know that this is the internet. There is no place for logic, and certainly no place for maturity.

Petty shit will be said, and getting all heated up about internet shit is no way to deal with it.

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**Author:** ![black02satsc2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/black02satsc2/32/5259_2.png) [@black02satsc2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/black02satsc2)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/97 "2008-05-20T15:41:22Z")

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> [@Bigairskier1580](#):
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> By this time, you’ve got to know that this is the internet. There is no place for logic, and certainly no place for maturity.
> 
> Petty shit will be said, and getting all heated up about internet shit is no way to deal with it.

wow, its one thing to sit behind your computer and shit talk but once you start bringing in the real world like sureshot! did, shit starts to get ugly.

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**Author:** ![95xbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/95xbird/32/5072_2.png) [@95xbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95xbird)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/98 "2008-05-20T15:42:28Z")

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Hmmm…He probley stole my spare off my ZR2.

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**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/99 "2008-05-20T15:46:43Z")

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You honestly couldn’t tell that was a joke?

Be honest with your response.

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**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-jockeys-at-imax-transit/48623/100 "2008-05-20T15:49:29Z")

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I actually wanted the sub and box, I skimmed quick seen 10in P2 in box make off

Its one of “them” days  
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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