# Asshair and ... you?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asshair-and-you/5644>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 12, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asshair-and-you/5644 "2005-12-12T21:44:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asshair-and-you/5644/21 "2005-12-13T06:14:03Z")

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what does 2 wipes have to do with talc?

Goldbond is only good for the coin purse…

some of us are hairy little monkeys.

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**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asshair-and-you/5644/22 "2005-12-13T06:17:20Z")

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> [@JaysGreenLX](#):
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> Thats a great paper savings. I hope you aren’t doing your underwear a disservice.

i dont wear underwear. 😉

no skids in muh pants :gotme:

but then again i am good to my ass, i use those moist joints, and ass paper with aloe.

> [@Nikuk](#):
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> what does 2 wipes have to do with talc?

nothing. 2 wipes has to do with poop not getting all stuck up on your ass hair

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asshair-and-you/5644/23 "2005-12-13T06:19:33Z")

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> [@Zer0DazE](#):
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> ibut then again i am good to my ass, i use those moist joints, and ass paper with aloe.

Why doesn’t everyone use those moist wipe things?? They are probably the greatest invention ever. You wouldn’t clean a dirty car with a dry sponge, why wipe your ass with dry paper. And they leave things smelling fresh. Cottonelle Wipes \> \*

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asshair-and-you/5644/24 "2005-12-13T06:30:36Z")

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Well that was a great way to start my morning.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asshair-and-you/5644/25 "2005-12-13T06:32:10Z")

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> [@azndc5er](#):
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> Well that was a great way to start my morning.

…and the whole time we were all picturing this in our heads:

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asshair-and-you/5644/26 "2005-12-13T06:34:26Z")

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At first I was thinking “Why the fuck didn’t you just take a shower if your ass stinks that bad?” but then I realized it was from someone else.

It is mad funny though. :lol:

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asshair-and-you/5644/27 "2005-12-13T06:37:04Z")

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:repost:

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**Author:** ![MonteCarloChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@MonteCarloChick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MonteCarloChick)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asshair-and-you/5644/28 "2005-12-13T08:53:42Z")

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I saw that about a year ago… funny stuffs

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asshair-and-you/5644/29 "2005-12-13T09:04:17Z")

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your girl shaves mine :gotme:

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