# Assholes DO get the girls(illustrated via Star Wars as examples)

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**Created:** [November 29, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/assholes-do-get-the-girls-illustrated-via-star-wars-as-examples/248698 "2009-11-29T22:01:23Z")
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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2009, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/assholes-do-get-the-girls-illustrated-via-star-wars-as-examples/248698/18 "2009-11-30T09:47:56Z")

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> [@SSupload.com , free brand new movies](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ssupload-com-free-brand-new-movies/26409/11):
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> As the second example, I'm going to use Han Solo. Yes, everyone's second favorite hero after Luke Skywalker. Now, at first you might say, "why do you think that Han is an asshole, Vadim?" Here is why. He is a materialistic selfish prick. In the beginning when we first meet the character, he's sitting in a lowlife scum infested bar. He does not have a normal job and is not a very useful member of society. He picks up the flight job because he wants the money and thinks its going to be an easy short little flight and he has no shame ripping off an old man and a kid to shamelessly do so. He is in tremendous debt with Jaba the Hutt, because he hasn't done an honest day's work in his life. He goes to a loan shark and borrows money and doesn't even bother returning it asap. Instead he decides to go to bars, tip a few and keep dodging Jaba. Jaba is at this point fed up with the nonpayer and sends Greedo to remind Han that he needs to just pay his debt back, because it doesn't speak well of him as a person. Han kills the messenger, literally. He shows zero respect or remorse and just walks away after murdering somebody. Han is also a TREMENDOUS cock-block. He sees Princess Leia and immediately goes for the hottie, cockblocking everyone in his way like the first rate asshole he is. He persistently makes obviously unwated advances and passes at Leia, who is simply concerned for her people's well being. The ONLY reason Han hangs out with Chewbaca is because theyre of a completely different species, otherwise he'd never be able to have a partner to do whatever it is that he does. He is also a tool, for the fact that before, during and after rescuing the princess he keeps talking about his tremendous reward. This is the only thing he cares about and he makes that abundantly clear by saying so himself. At the first sign of trouble he grabs all the money, supplies and ammo he can and splits, leaving the rest of the crew to fight for their lives against the Empire. Only a first rate asshole would do something like this. In the end he ends up with Leia anyway. Forgetting the fact for a second that Luke and Leia are siblings, Luke totally had a thing for Leia and she liked him too, but guess who totally wrecked that? You're RIGHT! Han Solo cockbocked Luke. 
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So basically Failvis should be dating Princess Leia right now?

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