# At a Parking Area on the I90. Guy next to me has NO PANTS. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 6, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-a-parking-area-on-the-i90-guy-next-to-me-has-no-pants/209818 "2011-03-06T16:20:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![nytalonTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nytalontsi/32/5399_2.png) [@nytalonTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nytalonTSi)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-a-parking-area-on-the-i90-guy-next-to-me-has-no-pants/209818/21 "2011-03-07T15:39:53Z")
Bahaha that shits crazy. Video is hilarious… ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-a-parking-area-on-the-i90-guy-next-to-me-has-no-pants/209818/22 "2011-03-07T17:39:24Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > The Evan’s cops call the one near them “pickle park”. I stopped at the one in Springville to eat lunch one time and I saw guys walking into the woods. I thought FOR SURE it was drug deals until I talked to one of the people that cleans the place through the adopt a highway program and he said there are condoms all over the place back there. Creepy. My wife works for the court in Evans, you have no idea of the stories. ---
**Author:** ![rdandy5875](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rdandy5875/32/7511_2.png) [@rdandy5875](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rdandy5875)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-a-parking-area-on-the-i90-guy-next-to-me-has-no-pants/209818/23 "2011-03-07T19:10:54Z")
When I was about 15, riding the metro bus from North Buffalo to Hutch-tech, there was a guy wacking off while driving next to the bus on the Delaware s-turns. I’ve tried so hard to forget about ti lol, but it’s burned into my memory. He had an older boxy volvo station wagon, and had a tissue proped next to his junk. He was clearly wacking it, it was fucking disgusting. We saw him twice that year, both times wacking it. Wow maybe I’ll go to the next reunion to see if the few people I was with, remember, they must… ---
**Author:** ![Tbirdsc1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tbirdsc1/32/7487_2.png) [@Tbirdsc1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tbirdsc1)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-a-parking-area-on-the-i90-guy-next-to-me-has-no-pants/209818/24 "2011-03-08T10:11:38Z")
> [@Onyx Z32](#): > > HAHA that video is perfect! Reminds me of ANOTHER story: > > Almost 10 years ago, Tbirdsc1 (Mark), his brother and me were on our way to Long Island. We had spend the day at a car show and in the city and were headed to a friends place to spend the night. We got out there but couldn’t get in touch with them so we tried a few hotels. But all the hotels were booked because it was a holiday weekend. We were SOL. > > So we got back on the highway and pulled into a parking area almost like the one I was just in, except it was packed with cars & people and it was a summer night. We decided to crash there and get some sleep in the car… > > … I woke up a little while later to Mark’s brother yelling “WHAT THE FUCK!!!” over and over again as our car sped away and out of the rest area. I had been sleeping in the back seat and was like “What the hell happened?!” > > Mark’s brother had woken up from a sound sleep in just the way the guy in that video did above. He was sitting in the drivers seat, checked his mirrors and noticed the whole parking area had cleared out. It was just us there and some van far behind us. He then looked to his right out the passenger window and into the woods. It was a clear moonlit night and there was some creepy dude in a wife beater standing not too far away from our car in the woods… just staring at us. > > He woke up Mark and told him to look, then one of them said “lets get the fuck outa here!” By the time I was awake and told what just happened, Marks brother was still so full of adrenaline that he looped the car though one of those police / plow turn-arounds and back onto the highway going back in the direction of the creepy dude. We asked what he was doing and he said “I’m going to go fuck that guy up!” lol. We convinced him that was a bad idea and just stayed on the highway and started to drive home. > > I’m going to stay clear of parking areas for the rest of my life… Hahaha, ohhh yes that was definitely crazy…I was sleeping in the passenger seat and wake up to a creepy fuck staring at me from a few feet away. I’m thinking he thought it was a car full of jailbait…lol That is the last time I will attempt to sleep at a rest area ever again. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-a-parking-area-on-the-i90-guy-next-to-me-has-no-pants/209818.md?page=1)