# at my job I am not allowed to "do" bread **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 18, 2006, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468 "2006-06-18T15:13:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/1 "2006-06-18T15:13:22Z")
Nope. I have something that gets in the way. my penor. I kid you not. only people without those get to fill the bread. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/2 "2006-06-18T15:20:41Z")
hahaha thats messed up that they had to make that rule in the first place… ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/3 "2006-06-18T15:46:32Z")
It’s an unofficial rule. It’s still very much a rule. ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/4 "2006-06-18T15:51:30Z")
huh? ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/5 "2006-06-18T16:03:04Z")
however. muzak best thing ever. because i haven’t got time for the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain haven’t got room for the paaaaaaaain haven’t the need for the paaaaain. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/6 "2006-06-18T16:03:58Z")
come and take a trip in my rocket ship we’ll have a lovely afternooooon. ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/7 "2006-06-18T16:44:48Z")
I am the walrus. Goo Goo Gachoo ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/8 "2006-06-18T16:51:35Z")
Bananaphone? ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/9 "2006-06-18T17:29:56Z")
remember puffalumps? ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/10 "2006-06-18T17:42:22Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > > Bananaphone? ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ---
**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/11 "2006-06-18T18:20:15Z")
so what are they trying to say with this rule? girls are better baggers of loaves? ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/12 "2006-06-18T18:23:00Z")
> [@Janny](#): > > so what are they trying to say with this rule? > girls are better baggers of loaves? nah Handling bread is in a women’s genes Just like cleanin’ cookin’ n’ birthin’ ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/13 "2006-06-18T19:47:42Z")
Ok. What the goddamn fuck is this about. Im totally lost. Your weiner prevents you from doing bread? explain… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/14 "2006-06-18T19:51:08Z")
he stuffs the bread too much in the bag, thus squishing it, only girls are gentle enough to bag the bread ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/15 "2006-06-18T19:51:49Z")
you could tuck it? ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/16 "2006-06-18T19:55:18Z")
Oh no. They let bagjuice do the bakery. And he does it terribly. He put the experation date on butter tarts. “7.00” “Are they butter tarts 7.00?” “no” “the sticker says…” “no” “why does the sign say 2.99 if the sticker…” “BECAUSE BAGJUICE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THAT JULY LOOKS LIKE SEVEN BUCKS!” And he slices the vienna bread while it’s warm. And puts it in the plastic bag when it’s warm. And then the bread gets soggy. And customers still buy it. Just what I wanted–soggy, sliced vienna bread. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/17 "2006-06-18T21:05:22Z")
:tdown: To soggy bread. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/18 "2006-06-18T21:09:52Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > nah > > Handling bread is in a women’s genes > Just like > cleanin’ > cookin’ > n’ > birthin’ :lol: its so true too. thats why its funny. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/19 "2006-06-18T21:27:45Z")
i thought you ment… eh nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/at-my-job-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-bread/13468/20 "2006-06-18T22:09:00Z")
where are you working? i want to eat some bread. hmmmm…