# Att: Dildo Dan

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 14, 2007, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576 "2007-03-14T08:22:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/21 "2007-03-14T21:15:10Z")

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> [@Spider Man 3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spider-man-3/28437/45):
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> Takes one to know one huh Dan:greddy2:

hahaha.

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**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/22 "2007-03-14T21:15:43Z")

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> [@burnyd"](#):
>
> we still think you are a fag, you can stop laughing now
> 
> kthanks.

good i really could care less what you or any1 thinks i am

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/23 "2007-03-14T21:16:08Z")

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> [@pump gas bitch 11.34 slight\_smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pump-gas-bitch-11-34/28699/75):
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> hahaha.

Seriously, it was cool about 4 months ago but now u are annoying as fuck!

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/24 "2007-03-14T21:18:23Z")

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> [@Ever feel like your fixing the impossible.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-feel-like-your-fixing-the-impossible/28755/10):
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> Seriously, it was cool about 4 months ago but now u are annoying as fuck!

yes you have been here 4 years and still anoiying as fuck! I think its the person who started this threads fault…

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/25 "2007-03-14T21:18:59Z")

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> [@Ever feel like your fixing the impossible.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-feel-like-your-fixing-the-impossible/28755/9):
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> good i really could care less what you or any1 thinks i am

ok then you dont mind the 5 thousand people on this board who think you are a faggat then?

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/26 "2007-03-14T21:21:14Z")

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> [@Looking for a few ppl to work Sat morning.$10/hr](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-few-ppl-to-work-sat-morning-10-hr/28705/21):
>
> yes you have been here 4 years and still anoiying as fuck! I think its the person who started this threads fault…

I am annoying? Just like u asking to see my calf muscles at WOW n hooters? Ur a fag dan

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/27 "2007-03-14T21:26:29Z")

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^^ wtf? that was a damn joke is that why your crying on aim about calves?

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/28 "2007-03-14T21:31:26Z")

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> [@Looking for a few ppl to work Sat morning.$10/hr](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-few-ppl-to-work-sat-morning-10-hr/28705/22):
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> ^^ wtf? that was a damn joke is that why your crying on aim about calves?

STFU already…

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/29 "2007-03-14T21:32:30Z")

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Burn eeee D: do you carry your keyboard around with you everywhere?  
PAsleeperGTP: i am home  
PAsleeperGTP: wtf  
Burn eeee D: okay  
PAsleeperGTP: what is ur problem  
Burn eeee D: no problem!  
Burn eeee D: I am just asking…  
PAsleeperGTP: u serioulsy are getting annoying as hell on PS man, not a bad person in general but wtf has happened to u!  
Burn eeee D: whaaaatttt?  
Burn eeee D: and what am I doig so wrong  
Burn eeee D: Im not any different…  
PAsleeperGTP: BS  
Burn eeee D: like all I did was tell that kid … that solow kid to do this… buy a new 4.3 its cheep and why do you pay your rent by cash!  
Burn eeee D: so he started a efightign thread against me!!!  
PAsleeperGTP: nothing to do with him  
PAsleeperGTP: ever since u lost weight n so fourth u have been billy bad ass  
PAsleeperGTP: and u are not  
Burn eeee D: dude  
Burn eeee D: I havent been  
Burn eeee D: wtf  
Burn eeee D: I only lost 70 lbs Im still fat  
PAsleeperGTP: dude,everyone sees it  
Burn eeee D: I weigh 220 lbs  
PAsleeperGTP: diet pills=fucking with u  
Burn eeee D: I take 1 per day  
Burn eeee D: before I work out  
Burn eeee D: thats it!  
PAsleeperGTP: bs  
Burn eeee D: no no bs!  
PAsleeperGTP: i know what tehy do man  
PAsleeperGTP: u cannot lie to me  
Burn eeee D: Im not dude  
Burn eeee D: I take them before I work outl… One per day  
PAsleeperGTP: 70 pounds in this amount of time is not healthy n soething else is hapening  
PAsleeperGTP: u are so full of shit  
PAsleeperGTP: sorry man  
Burn eeee D: why am I full of shit?  
Burn eeee D: your telling me… the following in 4 months will not work…  
Burn eeee D: eating right… working out 6 days a week 5-800 calorie workout per day  
PAsleeperGTP: a coke head can lose 15 pounds a month  
Burn eeee D: and playing hockey 3-4x a week?  
PAsleeperGTP: not a health frerak  
PAsleeperGTP: and not healthy for u  
Burn eeee D: there are no pills no magic shit to it nothing… like  
Burn eeee D: that car accident did eerything for me Im entirely different since…

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**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/30 "2007-03-14T21:39:00Z")

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Burn eeee D: your a fucking moron  
Burn eeee D: I try to be nice to you in your thread  
Burn eeee D: and you make a efighting thread  
SoLowXtreme: your a tool bag  
Burn eeee D: and your the biggest faggat evvvar  
Burn eeee D: I meen smallest  
SoLowXtreme: ha ha that was almost funny  
Burn eeee D: yes it was hallarious  
Burn eeee D: but you need to quit being a homo and mentioning the following…  
Burn eeee D: diet pills  
Burn eeee D: secks with 18 year old girls  
Burn eeee D: thanks  
SoLowXtreme: ya and u need to stfu…but we all know that aint happening  
Burn eeee D: no lol…  
Burn eeee D: my mouth runs faster than a flat black pos into a pole!  
SoLowXtreme: umm ya  
SoLowXtreme: nice come back tool  
Burn eeee D: thanks mini pewter  
SoLowXtreme: isnt time for another dose of ur diet pills  
Burn eeee D: dose?  
Burn eeee D: I take one in the morning then one before I work out everyday  
Burn eeee D: I only take them because they keep me up all day + they help me endurance wise at the gym  
SoLowXtreme: what u say that make u happy  
SoLowXtreme: whatever\*  
SoLowXtreme: now stfu and leave me alone  
Burn eeee D: stop making threads about me lol  
Burn eeee D: and I will  
Burn eeee D: you are on my nuts worse than anyone on pittspeed  
SoLowXtreme: they only get made after u start shit moron  
SoLowXtreme: BULL SHIT  
Burn eeee D: my screename is burneeeed not pewterjjs why are you crying to me about it?  
Burn eeee D: everytime you do this brian calls me and is like quit picking on him lol  
Burn eeee D: like I initiate it something lol?  
SoLowXtreme: LMFAO  
SoLowXtreme: u are soo full of shit  
SoLowXtreme: i un like ur pathetic ass has never ONCE pmed brian about ur ass  
SoLowXtreme: u have pmed him multiply times about me  
SoLowXtreme: multiple\*  
Burn eeee D: yes because I cant make fun of you its not nice…  
Burn eeee D: seriously…  
Burn eeee D: and I tell him to take his mini creation of himself to take his mouth off of my nuts  
SoLowXtreme: so stfu dont put words in my fucking mouth sayin im cryn to pewter then  
Burn eeee D: ok  
Burn eeee D: devin said it best!  
Burn eeee D: I also quoted it  
Burn eeee D: holy crap you guys are being such haters  
SoLowXtreme: STFU

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/31 "2007-03-14T21:50:31Z")

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/ thread!!! I am sooooooo tired of this high school BS!

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/32 "2007-03-14T23:14:16Z")

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> [@Resident "car guy" doesn't have the answer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/resident-car-guy-doesnt-have-the-answer/28740/24):
>
> Burn eeee D: do you carry your keyboard around with you everywhere?  
> PAsleeperGTP: i am home  
> PAsleeperGTP: wtf  
> Burn eeee D: okay  
> PAsleeperGTP: what is ur problem  
> Burn eeee D: no problem!  
> Burn eeee D: I am just asking…  
> PAsleeperGTP: u serioulsy are getting annoying as hell on PS man, not a bad person in general but wtf has happened to u!  
> Burn eeee D: whaaaatttt?  
> Burn eeee D: and what am I doig so wrong  
> Burn eeee D: Im not any different…  
> PAsleeperGTP: BS  
> Burn eeee D: like all I did was tell that kid … that solow kid to do this… buy a new 4.3 its cheep and why do you pay your rent by cash!  
> Burn eeee D: so he started a efightign thread against me!!!  
> PAsleeperGTP: nothing to do with him  
> PAsleeperGTP: ever since u lost weight n so fourth u have been billy bad ass  
> PAsleeperGTP: and u are not  
> Burn eeee D: dude  
> Burn eeee D: I havent been  
> Burn eeee D: wtf  
> Burn eeee D: I only lost 70 lbs Im still fat  
> PAsleeperGTP: dude,everyone sees it  
> Burn eeee D: I weigh 220 lbs  
> PAsleeperGTP: diet pills=fucking with u  
> Burn eeee D: I take 1 per day  
> Burn eeee D: before I work out  
> Burn eeee D: thats it!  
> PAsleeperGTP: bs  
> Burn eeee D: no no bs!  
> PAsleeperGTP: i know what tehy do man  
> PAsleeperGTP: u cannot lie to me  
> Burn eeee D: Im not dude  
> Burn eeee D: I take them before I work outl… One per day  
> PAsleeperGTP: 70 pounds in this amount of time is not healthy n soething else is hapening  
> PAsleeperGTP: u are so full of shit  
> PAsleeperGTP: sorry man  
> Burn eeee D: why am I full of shit?  
> Burn eeee D: your telling me… the following in 4 months will not work…  
> Burn eeee D: eating right… working out 6 days a week 5-800 calorie workout per day  
> PAsleeperGTP: a coke head can lose 15 pounds a month  
> Burn eeee D: and playing hockey 3-4x a week?  
> PAsleeperGTP: not a health frerak  
> PAsleeperGTP: and not healthy for u  
> Burn eeee D: there are no pills no magic shit to it nothing… like  
> Burn eeee D: that car accident did eerything for me Im entirely different since…

omg so your telling me Im fucking different since the last 4 months?

WTF… everything is different lets see…

I got into my fucking accident I didnt like who I was… all I knew was my car nothing else thats fucking it… I had thousands of dollars into debt within other things, I had to move into my moms house because I had lost my fucking job around the same area of time. Failing out of school and living off of unemployment.

So at this time I was pretty fucked, The old me would of taken as many credit cards aas possible would of not went to school would of not even tried to get a full time job. I am working my ass off working 40+ hours a week going to school full time I am fucking killing myseld right now…I paid off all my debts and I am getting my car back here real soon.

As far as the weight thing goes, You think its so fucking funny to make fat jokes for so long… now I lose the weight you want to make jokes about fucking diet pills and I am different blah blah blah… I have killed myself at the gym, I have killed myself in dieting eating the right foods. Its really hard for someone who used to eat what they want whenever they wanted to eat. I ate alot of food before, now I dont really eat much.

I dont fucking act different.

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/33 "2007-03-14T23:16:40Z")

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> [@SoLowTBSS-2-BE"](#):
>
> Burn eeee D: your a fucking moron  
> Burn eeee D: I try to be nice to you in your thread  
> Burn eeee D: and you make a efighting thread  
> SoLowXtreme: your a tool bag  
> Burn eeee D: and your the biggest faggat evvvar  
> Burn eeee D: I meen smallest  
> SoLowXtreme: ha ha that was almost funny  
> Burn eeee D: yes it was hallarious  
> Burn eeee D: but you need to quit being a homo and mentioning the following…  
> Burn eeee D: diet pills  
> Burn eeee D: secks with 18 year old girls  
> Burn eeee D: thanks  
> SoLowXtreme: ya and u need to stfu…but we all know that aint happening  
> Burn eeee D: no lol…  
> Burn eeee D: my mouth runs faster than a flat black pos into a pole!  
> SoLowXtreme: umm ya  
> SoLowXtreme: nice come back tool  
> Burn eeee D: thanks mini pewter  
> SoLowXtreme: isnt time for another dose of ur diet pills  
> Burn eeee D: dose?  
> Burn eeee D: I take one in the morning then one before I work out everyday  
> Burn eeee D: I only take them because they keep me up all day + they help me endurance wise at the gym  
> SoLowXtreme: what u say that make u happy  
> SoLowXtreme: whatever\*  
> SoLowXtreme: now stfu and leave me alone  
> Burn eeee D: stop making threads about me lol  
> Burn eeee D: and I will  
> Burn eeee D: you are on my nuts worse than anyone on pittspeed  
> SoLowXtreme: they only get made after u start shit moron  
> SoLowXtreme: BULL SHIT  
> Burn eeee D: my screename is burneeeed not pewterjjs why are you crying to me about it?  
> Burn eeee D: everytime you do this brian calls me and is like quit picking on him lol  
> Burn eeee D: like I initiate it something lol?  
> SoLowXtreme: LMFAO  
> SoLowXtreme: u are soo full of shit  
> SoLowXtreme: i un like ur pathetic ass has never ONCE pmed brian about ur ass  
> SoLowXtreme: u have pmed him multiply times about me  
> SoLowXtreme: multiple\*  
> Burn eeee D: yes because I cant make fun of you its not nice…  
> Burn eeee D: seriously…  
> Burn eeee D: and I tell him to take his mini creation of himself to take his mouth off of my nuts  
> SoLowXtreme: so stfu dont put words in my fucking mouth sayin im cryn to pewter then  
> Burn eeee D: ok  
> Burn eeee D: devin said it best!  
> Burn eeee D: I also quoted it  
> Burn eeee D: holy crap you guys are being such haters  
> SoLowXtreme: STFU

I go to your thread and ask you why you paid in cash insead of check?

thats it! Then you make a efighting thread about me thats so lame

You have some stupid fucking vendetta against me yet you completely forget who called you to see if you were okay when you got into your accident.

who else called you off the board chris? I think you told me I was the only one who did…

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**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/34 "2007-03-14T23:28:43Z")

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> [@WTB: Jeep Wrangler 95 and Below](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-jeep-wrangler-95-and-below/27638/6):
>
> I go to your thread and ask you why you paid in cash insead of check?
> 
> thats it! Then you make a efighting thread about me thats so lame
> 
> You have some stupid fucking vendetta against me yet you completely forget who called you to see if you were okay when you got into your accident.
> 
> who else called you off the board chris? I think you told me I was the only one who did…

wrong try again… sixspeed454 called & came to come see me at the hospital, slowmaro91rs, pewter was texting me while i was there & was s10blazedsi…do u want me to keep listing them asshole

so try and make up something else

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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/35 "2007-03-14T23:38:39Z")

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i like beeing fat. but hell i made it through basic training though

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/36 "2007-03-15T04:46:03Z")

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i like beeing fat

x2

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/37 "2007-03-15T06:14:38Z")

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good fucking damn it dan!!! why are you the biggest AW on pittspeed history? your more of an AW than any other chick that has joined the site!!! you seek attetion not matter if its good or bad! you tell ppl ur most embarassing storys ever, saying please dont tell anybody, yet knowing who u tell they will tell others. and you know then the other ppl will say it to others. all coming back to you giving u the attetion u really seak. was life that bad at home? where u an accident when u were born? should you have stayed a cum bubble or a blow job? did mommy and daddy not pay attetion to you? did they give u to much ranch dressing on ur salads? congrats that u lost weight dan, stop acting like ur the first in history to do so!! many others have done it, and didnt need wonder pills to do it also. ditch the OMFG im skinny give me attetoin, oh ya i also used the pills too!!! attetion bullshit. nobody gives a fuck but that 16 yr old chick that u fucked. soo go back to ihop, go get takin to some camp ground in KC but some crazy chick with her parents and pay for a taxi cab to take u home!! delete urself from pittspeed and do us all a favor.

and dont start IMing me asking me whats wrong? why u mad, get a fucking clue, ur annoyin and need to shut up!

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/38 "2007-03-15T08:10:44Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/39 "2007-03-15T09:20:58Z")

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wow

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**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/att-dildo-dan/188576/40 "2007-03-15T10:03:00Z")

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