# Attenion Lady's **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 2, 2006, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699 "2006-03-02T04:50:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/1 "2006-03-02T04:50:49Z")
!!!BLOW JOBS!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don’t care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone’s face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON’T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don’t care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it’s “hummer week” - get it through your head - I’m bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don’t feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can’t have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - “Blue Balls” might have worked on high school girls - if you’re that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don’t tell me I’ve just “wrecked it” for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. 12. If you like how we do it, it’s probabl y best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we’re good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude. 13. No, it doesn’t particularly taste good. And I don’t care about the protein content. 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don’t get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag. 16. Just because “it’s awake” when you get up does not mean I have to “kiss it good morning.” ---
**Author:** ![mp3ray](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mp3ray/32/5994_2.png) [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/2 "2006-03-02T05:33:30Z")
ha ha ha ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/3 "2006-03-02T10:51:27Z")
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![rmrider897](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@rmrider897](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rmrider897)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/4 "2006-03-02T11:15:24Z")
> [@pewterss](#): > > !!!BLOW JOBS!!! > > 1. I don’t care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone’s face. Since when? ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/5 "2006-03-02T11:26:35Z")
> [@pewterss](#): > > 1. My ears are NOT handles. > > 2. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? > > 3. I don’t care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/6 "2006-03-02T14:38:25Z")
That’s some funny shit !!! 🍺🍺🍺 ---
**Author:** ![tjZ28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@tjZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tjZ28)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/7 "2006-03-02T14:43:17Z")
> [@pewterss](#): > > 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. :bsflag: -TJ ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/8 "2006-03-02T16:17:20Z")
> [@pewterss](#): > > 1. do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? Some chick i used to know was bragging about how she had no gag reflex. One night whilst she was giving me road head, she threw up all over my junk. It was one of the most disturbing things i’ve ever endured. And yet, i was proud of myself at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![tjZ28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@tjZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tjZ28)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/9 "2006-03-02T16:48:38Z")
> [@unicorn](#): > > Some chick i used to know was bragging about how she had no gag reflex. One night whilst she was giving me road head, she threw up all over my junk. It was one of the most disturbing things i’ve ever endured. And yet, i was proud of myself at the same time. :ugh2: She was probably just over-come by the horrendous odor, either that or she gagged on some of your he-muff? -TJ ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/10 "2006-03-02T19:19:56Z")
Almost funny ---
**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/11 "2006-03-02T19:50:35Z")
> 1. Just because “it’s awake” when you get up does not mean I have to “kiss it good morning.” :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Froyd79](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Froyd79](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Froyd79)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/12 "2006-03-02T22:01:46Z")
They can say whatever ever they want as long as they know steak and BJ day is fast approaching! Even w/ printable cards! [www.steakandbjday.com](http://www.steakandbjday.com) \< NWS\* ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/13 "2006-03-02T22:12:26Z")
> [@tjZ28](#): > > :ugh2: She was probably just over-come by the horrendous odor, either that or she gagged on some of your he-muff? > > -TJ TJ from out of left field! ba-zing. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/14 "2006-03-02T22:14:26Z")
and on a side note, bitches all need to suck dick. Its fucking mandatory. We build roads, highways, malls, schools, and everything that you dumb bitches need to survive. All girls should get a set of knee pads with their driver’s license. ---
**Author:** ![SloWhite\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowhite_z/32/5969_2.png) [@SloWhite\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SloWhite_Z)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/15 "2006-03-02T22:17:44Z")
thay gotta get them before 18 most of the girls around here are like 13 when there losing there virginity. I think there is something in the water in Sottdale. ---
**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/16 "2006-03-02T23:01:37Z")
kiss it good morning, hahaha ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 3:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/17 "2006-03-03T03:10:21Z")
> [@Froyd79](#): > > They can say whatever ever they want as long as they know steak and BUJ day is fast approaching! Even w/ printable cards! > [www.steakandbjday.com](http://www.steakandbjday.com) \< NWS\* W00T!!!111 ---
**Author:** ![Cam99](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cam99/32/6012_2.png) [@Cam99](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cam99)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/18 "2006-03-03T04:00:03Z")
> [@iroc-z89](#): > > :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![kilmer420](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@kilmer420](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kilmer420)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 4:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/19 "2006-03-03T04:36:32Z")
> [@pewterss](#): > > 1. Just because “it’s awake” when you get up does not mean I have to “kiss it good morning.” I beg to differ! ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699/20 "2006-03-03T05:34:07Z")
> [@Froyd79](#): > > They can say whatever ever they want as long as they know steak and BUJ day is fast approaching! Even w/ printable cards! > [www.steakandbjday.com](http://www.steakandbjday.com) \< NWS\* x2! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attenion-ladys/180699.md?page=2)