# Attention Jason Clark Jclark.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 14, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797 "2009-09-14T13:52:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/1 "2009-09-14T13:52:26Z")
because of me and this post nobody will ever get your name right from this very moment on for as long as this forum shall live. Good day to you sir ![http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/28/128880346384292391.jpg](http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/28/128880346384292391.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/2 "2009-09-14T13:55:47Z")
lol now no one will know that his real name is jonathon :sHa\_hehe: ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/3 "2009-09-14T13:56:15Z")
No way, I’ve had it wrong this whole time. :facepalm ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/4 "2009-09-14T16:30:00Z")
Why you son of a bitch. Who the hell do you think you are, Ronald? You dont want to make my list of scoundrels with such company as one Benjamin T Fizzle. I expect you to remove this expeditiously and make reparations for the damage my reputation has suffered. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/5 "2009-09-14T16:34:37Z")
ok jon ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/6 "2009-09-14T16:53:08Z")
> [@WTB: APEXi Stand](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-apexi-stand/22990/2): > > Why you son of a bitch. Who the hell do you think you are, Ronald? You dont want to make my list of scoundrels with such company as one Benjamin T Fizzle. I expect you to remove this expeditiously and make reparations for the damage my reputation has suffered. I will do nothing of the sort kind sir. It is a custom in my land for lords to meet every Fortnight and injest mead and beast and speak of the lives of the peasantry. Yet thou dost travel far and wide with thy bravarian peasant wagon chasing other peasants. Thy fellow lords grow weary of your absence from ye olde tavern. Is thy a peasnt or a rich silver tongued lord? Does thy not like a fine maidens bossom? Does thy prefer the coarse strands or another gentlemans chest? ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/7 "2009-09-14T17:16:12Z")
Ronald, your persistence in this matter is vexes me terribly. I know not why you draw upon assumptions of homosexuality to explain my absence from the taverns of yore that we once reigned supreme; over the hoards of harlots clutching to their youth. These tales of years past suffice to explain my dedication to objectification of wenches and not these course strands on another gentleman’s chest. Your unwillingness to comply with my terms forces my hand. Henceforth, a single outburst in this manner will cause me to deploy the elite soldiers of my lands to rain fire upon your fiefdom. These warriors at my command are not the lawless vagabonds that make up your ranks. They come with trebuchets and several batallions of archers. Surely you have heard the stories of my officers leading my armies into battle against Benjamin T Fizzle, the Archduke of Sitterly. King JClark IV of Richmondshire ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/8 "2009-09-14T17:36:03Z")
My dearest king I know of your treachery in using petty weasels and ferrets against my fellow man Benjamin. It was indeed I that sent him to spy upon your mear trebuchets and well trained knights. What you my dear sir do not understand that i dost not have any form of concern for the mongrels that inhabit my great fiefdom. I infact have taken and dispatched with most of them. This dismissal of enjoyment of breathe by my peasants may make my arms seem like lawless vagabonds but indeed i assure you they are a force to be reconned with. For my staggering vagabonds are indeed zombie warriors who ride zombie bears. We have also fashioned a rudimentary projectile weapon that shoots great burning balls of fire from ones hand. Air firey spheres shall pierce your armor from far off distances and my great furry beasts shall feast upon the innards of your peasants and we will burn all your grass shanties to the ground. ONWARD ZOMBIE BEAR CAVALRY!!! ONWARD TO VICTORY ![http://i41.tinypic.com/2enm2oh.jpg](http://i41.tinypic.com/2enm2oh.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/9 "2009-09-14T17:54:26Z")
In the words of Edouard Daladier: “I’m just gonna sit back and ride this shit out, yo.” ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/10 "2009-09-14T17:54:45Z")
ye hath engraved uttermost hierarchy pedobear unto the gravely headstones among thus undead? ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/11 "2009-09-14T20:12:42Z")
Looks like these two are flirting with each other in the open. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/12 "2009-09-14T20:18:47Z")
> [@WTB: Pre-73 Classic cars - projects](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-pre-73-classic-cars-projects/22898/15): > > Looks like these two are flirting with each other in the open. Jealousy is a stinky cologne, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/13 "2009-09-14T21:38:31Z")
> [@Review: Primeval](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-primeval/23006/4): > > Jealousy is a stinky cologne, my friend. Ruff ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/14 "2009-09-15T05:59:06Z")
:popc: ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/15 "2009-09-15T05:59:17Z")
Pffffft. :rofl @ this thread. Wait, who’s Ronald? I thought his name was Ronathan? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-jason-clark-jclark/246797/16 "2009-09-15T06:00:33Z")
Ronathan Thomas Esquire LaDue JR III actually