# Attention NY Speed... Re: Cheeks **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 3, 2010, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507 "2010-11-03T08:18:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/1 "2010-11-03T08:18:42Z")
Dearest NYspeed, It has recently come to my attention that Cheeks, a Pittspeed member, has been causing a ruckus. Before you jump to any conclusions and pass judgment on us as a whole, there are a few things you should know… Cheeks is not heterosexual. Nor is he homosexual (technically, although he has admitted to “experimenting”). Cheeks is in love with tits. Now, you might be thinking to yourself, “But Darkstar, I love tits too!” Of course. We all do, but Cheeks is in love with his OWN tits. If I had a dollar for every time I caught him off in the woods at a show or track, fully nude, his bitchtits fully lathered with bacon grease, bending over and wrestling with what looks like a pale tube of chapstick, I would have just enough money for the lobotomy I’ve been dreaming of to remove those images from my head. Mind you, if you saw these tits hanging off of anything other than wider-than-he-is-tall troglodyte, they might be epic. As you may suspect, this has caused Mr. Cheeks a fair amount of ribbing. This causes him to lash out with ridiculous forum posts. So please, don’t lump us all in with that fucking Martian. That being said, your shit is weak. Pittsburgh ownz you. I expect cards from all of you bitches on June 19th next year. Sincerely, Darkstar ---
**Author:** ![Gl1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gl1/32/5471_2.png) [@Gl1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gl1)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/2 "2010-11-03T08:20:40Z")
cool story bro ---
**Author:** ![articzap](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/articzap/32/7361_2.png) [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/3 "2010-11-03T08:20:58Z")
Fall into a sand pit? ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/4 "2010-11-03T08:23:33Z")
![http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss314/Uroboros/Funny/7041Riveting_tale_chap.jpg](http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss314/Uroboros/Funny/7041Riveting_tale_chap.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/5 "2010-11-03T08:25:33Z")
lol :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/6 "2010-11-03T08:28:47Z")
> [@Gl@re](#): > > cool story bro Cool car, bro. ---------- Post added at 11:28 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:27 AM ---------- > [@boardjnky4](#): > > ![http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss314/Uroboros/Funny/7041Riveting_tale_chap.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/b/5b5660dc51e9695d75bb0374be6c02cf440a8bc3.jpeg) NYspeed allows people with Mazda’s? no shit… :hsugh: ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/7 "2010-11-03T08:33:54Z")
You’re trying too hard. ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/8 "2010-11-03T08:34:32Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > Cool car, bro. > > ---------- Post added at 11:28 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:27 AM ---------- > > NYspeed allows people with Mazda’s? no shit… :hsugh: Multiple. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/9 "2010-11-03T08:37:48Z")
Man, I though his was djdstar making this post ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/10 "2010-11-03T08:38:00Z")
hey, if nyspeed management is gonna let cheeks stay, then I’d say just about anyone is “welcome” ---
**Author:** ![gillbot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gillbot/32/6029_2.png) [@gillbot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gillbot)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/11 "2010-11-03T08:39:14Z")
![http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll224/Mackles200/BROOLSTORYCO.jpg](http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll224/Mackles200/BROOLSTORYCO.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![copperlegend](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copperlegend/32/7445_2.png) [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/12 "2010-11-03T08:58:09Z")
> [@Geoff](#): > > You’re trying too hard. yep. ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/13 "2010-11-03T09:05:16Z")
I want my 2 minutes back. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/14 "2010-11-03T09:16:19Z")
Ugh, this is why we can’t have nice things. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/15 "2010-11-03T09:24:24Z")
Two things are hilarious here: 1 - This guy thinks we’re all butt-hurt over that cheeks’ guy’s comments 2 - We’re dishing right back 3 - The story sucks REALLY badly ok, maybe 3 things ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/16 "2010-11-03T09:25:29Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > ![http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss314/Uroboros/Funny/7041Riveting_tale_chap.jpg](http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss314/Uroboros/Funny/7041Riveting_tale_chap.jpg) lol ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/17 "2010-11-03T09:31:09Z")
> [@Clean Baldy](#): > > I want my 2 minutes back. It shouldn’t have taken you 2 minutes to read that. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you’re a math person. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/18 "2010-11-03T09:35:58Z")
I want to reply to this, but I can’t. BECAUSE I promised I’d be a good boy. that is all ---
**Author:** ![rusty240det](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rusty240det/32/5946_2.png) [@rusty240det](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rusty240det)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/19 "2010-11-03T09:36:22Z")
> [@Jeff95TA](#): > > It shouldn’t have taken you 2 minutes to read that. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you’re a math person. 😃 lol ---
**Author:** ![Quik83Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik83z/32/6042_2.png) [@Quik83Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik83Z)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/20 "2010-11-03T09:44:06Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > Two things are hilarious here: > > 1 - This guy thinks we’re all butt-hurt over that cheeks’ guy’s comments > 2 - We’re dishing right back > 3 - The story sucks REALLY badly > > ok, maybe 3 things Ok, so if no one over here is all butt-hurt by his comments, then WTF? You guys go ahead and rip on us and we’ll just sit back and make nice with everyone MKAY? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507.md?page=2)