# Attention NY Speed... Re: Cheeks

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 3, 2010, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507 "2010-11-03T08:18:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/21 "2010-11-03T09:47:00Z")

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> [@Jeff95TA](#):
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> It shouldn’t have taken you 2 minutes to read that. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you’re a math person. 😃

Statistically, the 2 minutes was used in initially logging on, clicking “New Posts”, clicking on the thread title, reading the dribble created by the OP in an attempt at humor, contemplating to myself why I wasted my time, scrolling down to the bottom of the post, typing in “I want my 2 minutes back.” and pressing Reply. In all, I’d guesstimate that 120 seconds was just about right.

In all reality, now I want 280 seconds back… as this probably took me another good 160 seconds to open, read & reply, once again.

Thanks. Appreciate it. Please do not quote this, as I don’t want to waste even more time out of my day to reply again…

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**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/22 "2010-11-03T09:56:02Z")

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There can’t be two darkstars.

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**Author:** ![Z28pr0jekt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/z28pr0jekt/32/5393_2.png) [@Z28pr0jekt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28pr0jekt)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/23 "2010-11-03T09:58:12Z")

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People being butt-hurt and people disrespecting rules and warnings are completely different things. JFC just let it fucking die it’s being worked out.

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**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/24 "2010-11-03T10:03:02Z")

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> [@ieatpaint](#):
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> There can’t be two darkstars.

I 2nd that  
GTFO with this lame story crap. So he is fat? Fat people are good to put in the back of the truck for traction. Or tie A kite to on a wind day.

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/25 "2010-11-03T10:03:39Z")

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actually mike…cheeks is an ass man. just thought id point that out. hes a fan of cheater pants

now everyone stfu

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/26 "2010-11-03T10:04:10Z")

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so he fingers his own asshole?

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**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/27 "2010-11-03T10:06:14Z")

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Donald has two (2) “r’s” in his name.

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/28 "2010-11-03T10:06:40Z")

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from time to time. only when darkstar isnt there to assist

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**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/29 "2010-11-03T10:09:25Z")

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> [@Clean Baldy](#):
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> Statistically, the 2 minutes was used in initially logging on, clicking “New Posts”, clicking on the thread title, reading the dribble created by the OP in an attempt at humor, contemplating to myself why I wasted my time, scrolling down to the bottom of the post, typing in “I want my 2 minutes back.” and pressing Reply. In all, I’d guesstimate that 120 seconds was just about right.
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> In all reality, now I want 280 seconds back… as this probably took me another good 160 seconds to open, read & reply, once again.
> 
> Thanks. Appreciate it. Please do not quote this, as I don’t want to waste even more time out of my day to reply again…

🤣 Fair enough. I’ll buy that if you logged on only to read this thread. If you read other threads too, then you need to prorate your login/“new posts” time. And tack on another 5 minutes to address this.

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/30 "2010-11-03T10:10:21Z")

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im actually disappointed ive seen better from you mike. 1/10

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**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/31 "2010-11-03T10:44:48Z")

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nevermind… i promised i wouldn’t talk shit to people i didn’t know…

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**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/32 "2010-11-03T10:52:30Z")

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> [@Laura00WS6](#):
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> actually mike…cheeks is an ass man. just thought id point that out. **hes a fan of cheater pants**
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> now everyone stfu

when you’re right, you’re right

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> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> so he fingers his own asshole?

> [@Laura00WS6](#):
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> from time to time. only when darkstar isnt there to assist

its getting awfully kinky in here

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**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/33 "2010-11-03T11:57:09Z")

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what the fuck happened here?

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/34 "2010-11-03T12:08:06Z")

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you and CTN slowed down so we had to find new entertainment… this pittspeed thing has clearly backfired though.

We would have been marginally better off merging in a honda civic forum or worse yet, a jeep owners forum… fuuuuuuuuck

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**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/35 "2010-11-03T12:13:29Z")

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> [@bing](#):
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> you and CTN slowed down so we had to find new entertainment… this pittspeed thing has clearly backfired though.
> 
> We would have been marginally better off merging in a honda civic forum or worse yet, a jeep owners forum… fuuuuuuuuck

it just so happens I own both a civic and a jeep…coincedence?

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/36 "2010-11-03T12:17:21Z")

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im not surprised at alll… probably have the same B18C and lambo doors on each?

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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/37 "2010-11-03T12:23:41Z")

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> [@Clean Baldy](#):
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> Statistically, the 2 minutes was used in initially logging on, clicking “New Posts”, clicking on the thread title, reading the dribble created by the OP in an attempt at humor, contemplating to myself why I wasted my time, scrolling down to the bottom of the post, typing in “I want my 2 minutes back.” and pressing Reply. In all, I’d guesstimate that 120 seconds was just about right.
> 
> In all reality, now I want 280 seconds back… as this probably took me another good 160 seconds to open, read & reply, once again.
> 
> Thanks. Appreciate it. Please do not quote this, as I don’t want to waste even more time out of my day to reply again…

and someone said darkstar was trying too hard?

is NYspeed full of Amish? you guys are boring as fuck.

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**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/38 "2010-11-03T12:23:46Z")

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> [@bing](#):
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> im not surprised at alll… probably have the same B18C and lambo doors on each?

correct, the only thing I’m missing would be a set of balls hanging from the back of both of them, so whenever you get a chance, I’m gonna need them back…k?

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/39 "2010-11-03T13:05:32Z")

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> [@OLDS ROCKETMAN](#):
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> and someone said darkstar was trying too hard?
> 
> is NYspeed full of Amish? you guys are boring as fuck.

Nah, just Baldy. Ask him why he chose “Clean Baldy” as his user name 🙂

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**Author:** ![Re\_Ameyami](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/re_ameyami/32/5676_2.png) [@Re\_Ameyami](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Re_Ameyami)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-ny-speed-re-cheeks/205507/40 "2010-11-03T13:06:04Z")

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so awesome

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