# ATTN: BMW noobs and or Benjamin **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [February 16, 2010, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357 "2010-02-16T05:04:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/41 "2010-02-16T09:58:13Z")
JClark forgot to mention he was Benjamin’s first target ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/42 "2010-02-16T10:01:05Z")
is that really the dude that stabbed you? im going to visit him and bring him a valentine, to thank him for his services. ---
**Author:** ![Wizard13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dec6dc/32.png) [@Wizard13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wizard13)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/43 "2010-02-16T10:14:24Z")
ummm, if you want cheap, try ground control. thier pretty decent. Alot of my guys use the e36 ones in e30’s and you can choose your spring rates. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/44 "2010-02-16T10:16:44Z")
> [@my truck...its done](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-truck-its-done/29349/24): > > ummm, if you want cheap, try ground control. thier pretty decent. Alot of my guys use the e36 ones in e30’s and you can choose your spring rates. a brand new track/school kit is $1600 that’s not cheap in my book :rofl ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/45 "2010-02-16T10:19:54Z")
> [@so i'm home from hawaii....... can i go back now?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-home-from-hawaii-can-i-go-back-now/29362/10): > > a brand new track/school kit is $1600 > > that’s not cheap in my book :rofl Well if it doesnt matter if the shocks function properly or not, why include them at all? Just put springs on the car. That’s way cheaper. ---
**Author:** ![Wizard13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dec6dc/32.png) [@Wizard13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wizard13)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/46 "2010-02-16T10:20:15Z")
then why are you looking at coilovers? ITS A FUCKING BMW!!! ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/47 "2010-02-16T10:22:45Z")
> [@my truck...its done](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-truck-its-done/29349/25): > > then why are you looking at coilovers? ITS A FUCKING BMW!!! it’s a fucking 15 year old bmw, these coilover kits are 20-30% of the price of the car itself :rofl it’s just a car, theyre just shocks. and if you want to get all “ITS A BMW OMG” then why not replace the suspension with one that was designed by millions of dollars worth of engineering? IE: stock suspension why? because its doesnt match the purpose for the vehicle. ksports do, why? cheap? check adjustable? check easily replaced/repaired for cheap? check ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/48 "2010-02-16T10:23:05Z")
> [@Want a cheap euro. vacation?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-a-cheap-euro-vacation/29348/15): > > Well if it doesnt matter if the shocks function properly or not, why include them at all? Just put springs on the car. That’s way cheaper. because shitty shocks are still better than no shocks hurr durr ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/49 "2010-02-16T10:29:04Z")
to the asshats that do not understand what the purpose for this car is. its a daily driver/pussy magnet while my corvette sits in the garage collecting dust and roting away. this car is not intended for any type of race as of right now. so all i want is a cheap set of coilovers to slam the pig and get the pussys wet. ksports will do just fine as long as there are no more troubles after i fix them. ultimately i would love to turn the car into a stright up road race car but im a baller on a budget and right now…i cant. so…until then… i will keep using the k-sports and these periods…because well…it builds suspence and makes my penis…hard! ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/50 "2010-02-16T10:32:27Z")
i also enjoy male to male bodily fluid exchange ---
**Author:** ![Wizard13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dec6dc/32.png) [@Wizard13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wizard13)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/51 "2010-02-16T10:56:27Z")
oh, then replace the damn shocks. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_K](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff_k/32/6431_2.png) [@Jeff\_K](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff_K)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/52 "2010-02-16T11:11:13Z")
> [@For Rent: Apartment in Buffalo, CHEAP](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-rent-apartment-in-buffalo-cheap/29363/4): > > its not my fault Ricer McVinylwrap and his E30 driving sidekick feel the need to push his race-y ways on us measly hardparkers. > > ps: jk to jeff, jesse you’re still gay, get your nonsensical shock dyno graphs out of this thread or ill ban you fuckin awesome…I am totally changing Clark’s name in my phone to Ricer McVinylwrap ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/53 "2010-02-16T11:20:09Z")
he actually gave you his number? lucky ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/54 "2010-02-16T11:35:04Z")
All of you hardparkers can die of AIDS. ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/55 "2010-02-16T11:42:46Z")
Srs, source oem parts, then cut springs. call it a day. Amsterdam style yo. Your car will handle better and it’ll go faster due to weight reduction. Also, someone of your size should invest in cocaine. It’ll help you cut weight. Then you can be even faster. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/56 "2010-02-16T11:42:50Z")
dont you have some shoveling to do or something ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_K](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff_k/32/6431_2.png) [@Jeff\_K](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff_K)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/57 "2010-02-16T12:19:20Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/5601): > > he actually gave you his number? lucky I saw it on the stall door of one of the bathrooms at WGI…wrote it down in case Lew got lonely. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/58 "2010-02-16T12:27:30Z")
Stock cut springs /Thread ---
**Author:** ![91rs13](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91rs13/32/6356_2.png) [@91rs13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91rs13)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/59 "2010-02-16T12:54:51Z")
> [@break dancing and then...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/break-dancing-and-then/29368/2): > > to the asshats that do not understand what the purpose for this car is. its a daily driver/pussy magnet while my corvette sits in the garage collecting dust and roting away. this car is not intended for any type of race as of right now. so all i want is a cheap set of coilovers to slam the pig and get the pussys wet. Umm So why bother with Coilovers? – Just buy lowering springs and some good dampers > [@break dancing and then...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/break-dancing-and-then/29368/2): > > ksports will do just fine as long as there are no more troubles after i fix them. ultimately i would love to turn the car into a stright up road race car but im a baller on a budget and right now…i cant. so…until then… i will keep using the k-sports and these periods! I Many of us have been down the road of buying crappy parts to save money and then end up spending money on the good stuff later on. So … if you really need and want coilovers, save a little more and spend money on something that will actually last, work and if desired be able to be sold at the end to get some money back. > [@Opie and Anothony fired! (again)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/opie-and-anothony-fired-again/29356/4): > > s > so what im asking is your advice as to what suspension i should look at and where i should purchase them from. please feel free to add to the list as well. i will buy used as well so let me know if u see something on the bimmer forums thats an awesome deal. Glad the “asshats” could help ---
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357/60 "2010-02-16T13:33:32Z")
> [@break dancing and then...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/break-dancing-and-then/29368/2): > > to the asshats that do not understand what the purpose for this car is. its a daily driver/pussy magnet while my corvette sits in the garage collecting dust and roting away. this car is not intended for any type of race as of right now. so all i want is a cheap set of coilovers to slam the pig and get the pussys wet. > > ksports will do just fine as long as there are no more troubles after i fix them. ultimately i would love to turn the car into a stright up road race car but im a baller on a budget and right now…i cant. so…until then… i will keep using the k-sports and these periods…because well…it builds suspence and makes my penis…hard! If you are thinking of using this car at the track EVER buy the c/os that actually work and you’ll save yourself a lot of trouble… It’s not a 50% price increase we’re talking about here, more like 15-20% if you find a good used set of coilovers. This is more than you’d lose selling / shipping a cheaper set and then trying to source one that actually works for more serious use later on. As an engineer I thought you’d appreciate the dyno information Jesse pointed out- it helped point me in the right direction. Good luck. As for E36 being a pu$$y magnet… Maybe for big broad shouldered Germans that answer to “Helga”… And some of their women too [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bmw-noobs-and-or-benjamin/250357.md?page=4)