# attn: bullies and/or lawyers
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 17, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039 "2007-08-17T11:57:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/1 "2007-08-17T11:57:41Z")
i need your help. - i need to scare the shit out of little kids. but i’m a girl, so they don’t really see me as a threat. i need to do something over the top, that won’t get me arrested. give me ideas.
there’s a huge long story that goes with this request, but i’m not about to type it all out right now. basically these kids were fucking with me in a car, throwing shit out the windows, spitting, cutting me off, and it turns out their mom was driving or something. real fucked up situation. very dangerous shit too, so i called the po-po. because that mom should have been an abortion. and it turns out they live down the road from me.
anyway, the kids threw shit at my house last night. yeah, i got pwned. i know i did. and i expect them to come back tonight as well.
i had the idea of hiding in my car and waiting til they got here and then charging at them with a baseball bat, but uh, that’s a bit too psychotic now isn’t it?
give me ideas.
or tell me how i’m immature.
either way, this thread will be entertaining.
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/2 "2007-08-17T11:58:45Z")
i’m interested in the long story that got you in this position in the first place
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### Author:  [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/3 "2007-08-17T12:03:00Z")
inb4youwakeupwithketchupandmustardalloveryourcar
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/4 "2007-08-17T12:03:32Z")
load 2 solo cups with paintballs, lightly tape together, load into potatoe gun, fire, watch as cups come apart in flight and your target gets blasted with 30 high velocity paintballs at once
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/5 "2007-08-17T12:04:09Z")
Two words:
paintball gun
Or you could just have people over and all chase down the kids when they come.
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### Author:  [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/6 "2007-08-17T12:04:57Z")
uhh
if you pay for paint and air ill shoot the living fuck out of them with my paintball gun.
trust me 20BPS to their backs will NOT tickle in the least bit
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### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/7 "2007-08-17T12:05:28Z")
[quote=“Supraman,post:3,topic:34039"”]
inb4youwakeupwithketchupandmustardalloveryourcar
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i haven’t parked my car at my house since the incident occured wednesday night.
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### Author:  [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/8 "2007-08-17T12:05:29Z")
call about 10 of your guy friends offer them chips an access to your tv to watch football when said kids come send friends outside and proceed to give kids one by one swirlies followed by hair cuts and punches in the dicks
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### Author:  [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/9 "2007-08-17T12:06:07Z")
[quote=“Supraman,post:3,topic:34039"”]
inb4youwakeupwithketchupandmustardalloveryourcar
[/quote]
roflamo
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### Author:  [@IanK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IanK)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/10 "2007-08-17T12:06:59Z")
you called the cops and they did what ? I’m assuming nothing, I do like the idea of a paint ball gun… at point blank range in the face, lol
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/11 "2007-08-17T12:08:31Z")
i offered you the protection of 3 drunken douchebags last night, you refused.
i suggest you dont do anything to escalate this any further seeing how theyre little piss pot kids who know where you live.
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/12 "2007-08-17T12:09:25Z")
[quote=“cky89,post:6,topic:34039"”]
uhh
if you pay for paint and air ill shoot the living fuck out of them with my paintball gun.
trust me 20BPS to their backs will NOT tickle in the least bit
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Hell, ill get mine and come out. Nothing like ripping 13 balls a second at 300fps at a pack of little kids.
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### Author:  [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/13 "2007-08-17T12:10:03Z")
[quote=“IKSHO89,post:10,topic:34039"”]
you called the cops and they did what ? I’m assuming nothing, I do like the idea of a paint ball gun… at point blank range in the face, lol
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a paintball to the face at point blank will literally turn an eye to mush. thats over 220mph, enough to cause a concussion as well.
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### Author:  [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/14 "2007-08-17T12:11:07Z")
wait with a chainsaw and when they come up to your house chase them with that… that’d scare the shit out of me.
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### Author:  [@IanK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IanK)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/15 "2007-08-17T12:11:50Z")
[quote=“cky89,post:13,topic:34039"”]
a paintball to the face at point blank will literally turn an eye to mush. thats over 220mph, enough to cause a concussion as well.
[/quote]
Good, lol, just kidding, I do agree with not making the situation, I cant belive if you called the police they did nothing.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/16 "2007-08-17T12:13:08Z")
[quote=“Jam,post:11,topic:34039"”]
i suggest you dont do anything to escalate this any further seeing how theyre little piss pot kids who know where you live.
[/quote]
Probably the best advice. You shoot them with paint balls, you get sued. You play dirty too, they play dirtier.
Get pictures of them vandalizing your shit. Print them out, calmly tell the mother the next day that if you catch her kids near your house again you will be pressing charges and suing for damages, then hand her the pictures and go home.
Otherwise give violator a baseball bat and an address. :tup:
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### Author:  [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/17 "2007-08-17T12:14:38Z")
punch them in the cunt
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### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/18 "2007-08-17T12:15:08Z")
[quote=“Jam,post:11,topic:34039"”]
i offered you the protection of 3 drunken douchebags last night, you refused.
[/quote]
well yeah, it was like 3:30 am, and i’d have to come pick you guys up, and they already went home. you would just be 3 drunken douchebags at my house instead of the ritz. hahaha. but thanks. 🙂
if i need backup tonight, i’ll give you a ring.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/19 "2007-08-17T12:21:40Z")
I’ve got it! Borrow someone’s dog. Preferably a dobermann with an anger problem. They’d never come back again if this came flying out of the garage at them.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/20 "2007-08-17T12:27:30Z")
[quote=“BikerFry,post:19,topic:34039"”]
I’ve got it! Borrow someone’s dog. Preferably a dobermann with an anger problem. They’d never come back again if this came flying out of the garage at them.
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my parents have a shitzu. that’ll work
lol
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