# ATTN: BurneeeeD **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749 "2007-03-21T17:32:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/21 "2007-03-22T02:19:22Z")
> [@Bravada 442"](#): > > Perma ban is what Pewter is trying to say. > > Listen, Schmeider, you need to learn something. You are a fucking little kid. Okay. LITTLE kid. You are basically worthless. If you came on here, were quiet, unassuming, and tried to learn and meet people through here, you would be fine. Nobody would despise you, at you’d at least have a little bit of respect. > > Moving right along, you’re call out of Burnyd sucked. Completely. Sucked like Anna Nicole sucked down methadone in Florida in February. > > So, if 1320’s instructions were too hard for you to understand, I have some more for you. > > 1. Turn on your mom’s curling iron. (We damn well know you live at home) > > 2. Allow it to heat. Relax your jaw > > 3. Fellate hot curling iron. If you are wondering what fellate means, either google it, or shove that hot iron up your ass, because I’m damn sure you don’t have any public hair to slow it down from entering your asshole, you young fuck. > > 4. Put on your taped reruns of Lizzy McGuire and prepare for the best day of our and your lives, which hopefully includes 3rd degree burns, a removed gag reflex (that you probably don’t have anyways), and the lack of ability to log on to Pittspeed. > > If Al Gore were to decide to un-invent the internet tomorrow, I would be happy in one area knowing I would never have to read your bullshit, 10th grade, “Oh my God my pee pee is pointing out and feels really funny” shithole posts. > > If there are Aliens that abduct people, let’s hope and pray they abduct you. > [@something's funny with the goat \*more pics update\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/somethings-funny-with-the-goat-more-pics-update/28885/17): > > :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/22 "2007-03-22T05:20:15Z")
> [@Bravada 442"](#): > > So, if 1320’s instructions were too hard for you to understand, I have some more for you. > > 1. Turn on your mom’s curling iron. (We damn well know you live at home) > > 2. Allow it to heat. Relax your jaw > > 3. Fellate hot curling iron. If you are wondering what fellate means, either google it, or shove that hot iron up your ass, because I’m damn sure you don’t have any public hair to slow it down from entering your asshole, you young fuck. > > 4. Put on your taped reruns of Lizzy McGuire and prepare for the best day of our and your lives, which hopefully includes 3rd degree burns, a removed gag reflex (that you probably don’t have anyways), and the lack of ability to log on to Pittspeed. This type of post makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/23 "2007-03-22T05:42:46Z")
> [@Bravada 442"](#): > > Perma ban is what Pewter is trying to say. > > Listen, Schmeider, you need to learn something. You are a fucking little kid. Okay. LITTLE kid. You are basically worthless. If you came on here, were quiet, unassuming, and tried to learn and meet people through here, you would be fine. Nobody would despise you, at you’d at least have a little bit of respect. > > Moving right along, you’re call out of Burnyd sucked. Completely. Sucked like Anna Nicole sucked down methadone in Florida in February. > > So, if 1320’s instructions were too hard for you to understand, I have some more for you. > > 1. Turn on your mom’s curling iron. (We damn well know you live at home) > > 2. Allow it to heat. Relax your jaw > > 3. Fellate hot curling iron. If you are wondering what fellate means, either google it, or shove that hot iron up your ass, because I’m damn sure you don’t have any public hair to slow it down from entering your asshole, you young fuck. > > 4. Put on your taped reruns of Lizzy McGuire and prepare for the best day of our and your lives, which hopefully includes 3rd degree burns, a removed gag reflex (that you probably don’t have anyways), and the lack of ability to log on to Pittspeed. > > If Al Gore were to decide to un-invent the internet tomorrow, I would be happy in one area knowing I would never have to read your bullshit, 10th grade, “Oh my God my pee pee is pointing out and feels really funny” shithole posts. > > If there are Aliens that abduct people, let’s hope and pray they abduct you. 25/10 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![SCHMEIDER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/schmeider/32/6032_2.png) [@SCHMEIDER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SCHMEIDER)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/24 "2007-03-22T12:07:44Z")
> [@FS: bbs rm's 15x6+15x8 (w/image lips)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-bbs-rms-15x6-15x8-w-image-lips/28804/11): > > talk about my fucking girlfriend one more time I will beat you like the worthless peice of shit that you are. thats funny i dont see that ever happining ---
**Author:** ![yamaha](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamaha/32/5929_2.png) [@yamaha](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamaha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/25 "2007-03-22T12:14:32Z")
CCAC has a e-fighting curriculum Therman, I suggest you take that so you don’t waste board member’s time reading your weak threads. ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/26 "2007-03-22T12:49:23Z")
> [@fs: 82-92 camaro hood.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-82-92-camaro-hood/28338/8): > > thats funny i dont see that ever happining you are a pretty worthless piece of shit ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/27 "2007-03-22T14:50:56Z")
> [@fs: 82-92 camaro hood.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-82-92-camaro-hood/28338/8): > > thats funny i dont see that ever happining > [@WNY Autocross 5/6 NCCC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wny-autocross-5-6-nccc/28538/172): > > you are a pretty worthless piece of shit x2 ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/28 "2007-03-22T15:55:55Z")
:bigok: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: > [@Bravada 442"](#): > > Perma ban is what Pewter is trying to say. > > Listen, Schmeider, you need to learn something. You are a fucking little kid. Okay. LITTLE kid. You are basically worthless. If you came on here, were quiet, unassuming, and tried to learn and meet people through here, you would be fine. Nobody would despise you, at you’d at least have a little bit of respect. > > Moving right along, you’re call out of Burnyd sucked. Completely. Sucked like Anna Nicole sucked down methadone in Florida in February. > > So, if 1320’s instructions were too hard for you to understand, I have some more for you. > > 1. Turn on your mom’s curling iron. (We damn well know you live at home) > > 2. Allow it to heat. Relax your jaw > > 3. Fellate hot curling iron. If you are wondering what fellate means, either google it, or shove that hot iron up your ass, because I’m damn sure you don’t have any public hair to slow it down from entering your asshole, you young fuck. > > 4. Put on your taped reruns of Lizzy McGuire and prepare for the best day of our and your lives, which hopefully includes 3rd degree burns, a removed gag reflex (that you probably don’t have anyways), and the lack of ability to log on to Pittspeed. > > If Al Gore were to decide to un-invent the internet tomorrow, I would be happy in one area knowing I would never have to read your bullshit, 10th grade, “Oh my God my pee pee is pointing out and feels really funny” shithole posts. > > If there are Aliens that abduct people, let’s hope and pray they abduct you. ---
**Author:** ![Bravada\_442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bravada_442/32/5982_2.png) [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/29 "2007-03-22T16:59:29Z")
Look at this fuckin’ Schmeider kid’s AIM profile. YEAH I KNOW WAT IM DOIN… Im Living For Tha Moment, I Aint Living For Tha Future . R.I.P. _BRET MICHAELS_ SAPiMpDaDdY69 (9:22:53 PM): look if u get me some pussy SAPiMpDaDdY69 (9:22:57 PM): ill hook u up for life SAPiMpDaDdY69 (9:23:02 PM): like one of those gas for life cards SAPiMpDaDdY69 (9:23:06 PM): but it will be a pussy for life card niggga ^ Rocco my raw nigga^ I’ve seen a rich man beg I’ve seen a good man sin I’ve seen a tough man cry I’ve seen a loser win And a sad man grin I’ve heard an honest man lie I’ve seen the good side of bad And the downside of up And everything between I wish I could make this shit up. Are you fucking kidding me? ---
**Author:** ![4doors5gears](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doors5gears/32/6006_2.png) [@4doors5gears](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4doors5gears)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/30 "2007-03-22T17:37:45Z")
Oh snap, bringing up the AIM profiles now. Nice. Watch out for his “raw nigga” though :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![Bravada\_442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bravada_442/32/5982_2.png) [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/31 "2007-03-22T19:11:35Z")
Why do I have a funny feeling that neither of them are black? ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/32 "2007-03-22T20:25:49Z")
This thread is a pointless as Schmeiders birth… ---
**Author:** ![green](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/green/32/5996_2.png) [@green](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/green)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/33 "2007-03-22T21:03:36Z")
> [@Time Warner Does it Again!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-warner-does-it-again/28936/12): > > This thread is a pointless as Schmeiders birth… Should have been an Abortion… ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/34 "2007-03-22T21:11:04Z")
![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/santa8.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/santa8.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/35 "2007-03-22T22:04:12Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/36 "2007-03-22T23:09:31Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/37 "2007-03-23T04:46:51Z")
🤣 +3 for Shaggy/Mintstang/Jimmay ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/38 "2007-03-23T04:50:56Z")
> [@Another one of those.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-of-those/28939/11): > > 🤣 > [@rrsti\>BigB](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rrsti-bigb/28947/6): > > 🤣 > [@rrsti\>BigB](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rrsti-bigb/28947/8): > > 🤣 +3 for Shaggy/Mintstang/Jimmay ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 4:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/39 "2007-03-23T04:56:57Z")
> [@Another one of those.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-of-those/28939/11): > > 🤣 > [@rrsti\>BigB](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rrsti-bigb/28947/6): > > 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/40 "2007-03-23T05:24:07Z")
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