# ATTN: BurneeeeD

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**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 21, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749 "2007-03-21T17:32:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-burneeeed/188749/10 "2007-03-21T21:23:33Z")

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> [@David Hasselhoff wasted, attempting to eat a sandwich.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/david-hasselhoff-wasted-attempting-to-eat-a-sandwich/28907/22):
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> 1. Ask Whitey for a refund on the money you paid to be able to access e-fighting.
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> 2. Take the money and purchase 5 gallons of gasoline and a lighter.
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> 3. Pour the gasoline on top of your head and all over your clothing.
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> 4. Ignite the lighter, and touch it to yourself.
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> 5. DIAF

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