# attn: eviljay

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 21, 2007, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251 "2007-06-21T09:34:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/1 "2007-06-21T09:34:13Z")

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why do you always forget to bring your food to work? remember that time my mom made lasagna and you forgot to bring it? newman brings you home food last night and again, you forgot to bring it

well, the jokes on you. i just ate you egg roll. sucker

edit; it was delicious

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/2 "2007-06-21T09:41:10Z")

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Most entertaining thread of the day.

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**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/3 "2007-06-21T09:44:00Z")

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![http://www.readexpress.com/read_freeride/photos/2006-08-11-bjorn.jpg](http://www.readexpress.com/read_freeride/photos/2006-08-11-bjorn.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/4 "2007-06-21T10:33:00Z")

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[quote=“fairgentleman Z,post:3,topic:31251"”]

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BOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/5 "2007-06-21T10:33:22Z")

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Jam,

Don doesn’t let me eat at work. He just throws me a chewtoy that the dog doesn’t want anymore. Please don’t eat my rice. I am looking forward to it…it is all thats getting me through the day.

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/6 "2007-06-21T10:34:41Z")

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true story. I put him in his crate with a key board. I shock him with a cattle prod everytime he uses nyspeed and other non-work related things. He has since grown immune to electrical shock

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/7 "2007-06-21T10:35:44Z")

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Jay and Jam…

stop being giant vaginas

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/8 "2007-06-21T11:30:35Z")

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Jay, i even told jen to tell you to bring it.

Also, my rice is the big one. Your’s is the little guy.

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/9 "2007-06-21T11:35:34Z")

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[quote=“newman,post:8,topic:31251"”]

Your’s is the little guy.

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yours. :roll2:

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/10 "2007-06-21T11:36:00Z")

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lol  
wtf.

your’s

i suck.

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/11 "2007-06-21T11:39:23Z")

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Thanks Christian 🙂

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**Author:** ![matter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/97f17d/32.png) [@matter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matter)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/12 "2007-06-21T12:03:19Z")

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its chrystian no?

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/13 "2007-06-21T12:20:11Z")

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is kahrishtan

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/14 "2007-06-21T12:22:24Z")

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jewberry?

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/15 "2007-06-21T12:45:00Z")

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jew mcjewson jewidiah the jew or jewdem jammora

JEW

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/16 "2007-06-21T14:17:05Z")

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zapped.
