# Attn: Females of Pittspeed **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 10, 2006, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163 "2006-08-10T12:51:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/1 "2006-08-10T12:51:04Z")
Hey there. Are you dating/married? Maybe even to someone that also posts on Pittspeed? If so, I can imagine your pain. All those faked orgasms. All those 30 second marathon sessions. Having a man that couldn’t find the g-spot if it were the size of Quik’s head and lasts as long as a DSM built by 1320 must be a bear. He might be a good guy, but you deserve to get yours every once in a while too. But I’m here to tell you that I can help. I’ve recently decided to offer my services to you poor ladies. Starting immediately I’m opening my secluded and romantic beach cabana to the ladies of Pittspeed for weekend getaways. While your man is (as usual) neglecting you to service his undercarraige, make your escape to Darkstar’s tropical oasis of guilt free passion and get your undercarraige serviced by a seasoned professional. The only charge is lust and an open mind. Book your reservation by Private Message today, as slots will definately be filled to capacity…and then some. Groups are welcome (and encouraged), so bring your girlfriends to make it look like nothing more than a innocent all girl weekend at the beach. Recommended Items to Bring: Gatorade Crutches Compressed bottle of Oxygen Your normal year’s supply of lubricant Surgical sewing kit Note: If you’re involved with Hannibal, SleeperGTP, or Cutty, an on site STD test will be conducted upon your arrival. If you’ve slept with Quik, Fshowcars, or Whitey, a polygraph will be conducted. ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/2 "2006-08-10T12:52:23Z")
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/3 "2006-08-10T12:54:38Z")
did slowshelby respond yet? ---
**Author:** ![smokeyburnouts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smokeyburnouts/32/5987_2.png) [@smokeyburnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyburnouts)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/4 "2006-08-10T12:56:13Z")
> [@NYSpeed Doctors...chime in](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-doctors-chime-in/23476/76): > > 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ---
**Author:** ![yamaha](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamaha/32/5929_2.png) [@yamaha](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamaha)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/5 "2006-08-10T12:57:41Z")
:bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/6 "2006-08-10T12:57:43Z")
> [@NYSpeed Doctors...chime in](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-doctors-chime-in/23476/76): > > 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just got my first reservation. If I were you, I wouln’t be laughing so hard. :hsugh: ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/7 "2006-08-10T12:58:36Z")
Ya…cause i have sooooooooooooooo many STD’s:rolleyes: So the list should include as follows as well to bring… Penis extender…for mike Strap on dildo…for mike as well,woman wears of course:kiss: Snickers bar…mike’s extra energy ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/8 "2006-08-10T12:58:58Z")
ill be there tomorrow around noon. dont forget the manicure you promised. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/9 "2006-08-10T13:01:49Z")
> [@Going to VA...anybody need anything picked up/delivered?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/going-to-va-anybody-need-anything-picked-up-delivered/23605/8): > > Ya…cause i have sooooooooooooooo many STD’s:rolleyes: > > So the list should include as follows as well to bring… > > Penis extender…for mike > Strap on dildo…for mike as well,woman wears of course:kiss: > Snickers bar…mike’s extra energy I’m not worried about you having STD’s. Just the high class ladies you’ve been with. :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/10 "2006-08-10T13:03:06Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/23462/20): > > ill be there tomorrow around noon. dont forget the manicure you promised. I know that figuratively Lori is the one with the cock in the relationship, but we’re not dealing with the abstract as so far as it pertains to this thread. ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/11 "2006-08-10T13:06:05Z")
WOW! I resent my :weaksauce: comment from earlier :bigthumb: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/12 "2006-08-10T13:07:07Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/23462/23): > > I know that figuratively Lori is the one with the cock in the relationship, but we’re not dealing with the abstract as so far as it pertains to this thread. :bluez28: ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/13 "2006-08-10T13:09:43Z")
hahahhahah ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/14 "2006-08-10T13:09:59Z")
haveing trouble finding clam on your own now?, and I thought you had to be a sponcer to advertise on the site. hahaha, Nice pitch :bigok: ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/15 "2006-08-10T13:10:35Z")
I’m sorry… Your services are not needed. I am married to a man who provides me with multiple orgasms every time we have sex. thank you for the offer… ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/16 "2006-08-10T13:11:21Z")
> [@So im posting with my new FIOS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-posting-with-my-new-fios/23574/28): > > I’m sorry… Your services are not needed. I am married to a man who provides me with multiple orgasms every time we have sex. > thank you for the offer… so is he:kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/17 "2006-08-10T13:12:44Z")
> [@So im posting with my new FIOS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-posting-with-my-new-fios/23574/28): > > I’m sorry… Your services are not needed. I am married to a man who provides me with multiple orgasms every time we have sex. > thank you for the offer… good god! way to much fucking information ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/18 "2006-08-10T13:16:20Z")
nothing to be ashamed about but yes, TMI! lol ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/19 "2006-08-10T13:19:32Z")
💤 ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/20 "2006-08-10T13:21:44Z")
> [@Honest exhaust shop?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honest-exhaust-shop/23598/8): > > 💤 wake up grandpa! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163.md?page=2)