# Attn: Females of Pittspeed **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 10, 2006, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163 "2006-08-10T12:51:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/121 "2006-08-10T17:57:01Z")
Jump on my fuckstick and see how lucky we are :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![tjZ28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@tjZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tjZ28)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/122 "2006-08-10T17:58:42Z")
Mike… my Sister said she needs a vacation. -TJ ---
**Author:** ![mustang03gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/123 "2006-08-10T18:00:46Z")
shaggy havent we discussed this before??? everytime i post your response has something to do with your microcock. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/124 "2006-08-10T18:01:45Z")
> [@EVO wont start again.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-wont-start-again/23611/10): > > shaggy havent we discussed this before??? everytime i post your response has something to do with your microcock. :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/125 "2006-08-10T18:02:47Z")
Anything looks small compared to your head :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![tjZ28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@tjZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tjZ28)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/126 "2006-08-10T18:02:56Z")
> [@EVO wont start again.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-wont-start-again/23611/10): > > shaggy havent we discussed this before??? everytime i post your response has something to do with your microcock. He’s thinking if he keeps talking about it maybe it’ll grow… sort of a pinocchio kind of thing. -TJ ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/127 "2006-08-10T18:03:12Z")
> [@So I need to stay up all night.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-need-to-stay-up-all-night/23588/17): > > :hs: > > wait… you were bringing a guy along anyways. Darkstar is down with the threesomes, but he doesn’t cross swords. :weak: excuse! ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/128 "2006-08-10T18:05:49Z")
Finger cuffs and High Fives FTW ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/129 "2006-08-10T18:05:51Z")
> [@EVO wont start again.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-wont-start-again/23611/10): > > shaggy havent we discussed this before??? everytime i post your response has something to do with your microcock. aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahha!!! ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/130 "2006-08-10T18:07:38Z")
> [@EVO wont start again.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-wont-start-again/23611/11): > > aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahha!!! sig aready!!!🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/131 "2006-08-10T18:08:08Z")
> [@So I need to stay up all night.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-need-to-stay-up-all-night/23588/18): > > Anything looks small compared to your head :kekegay: :hahano: ---
**Author:** ![mustang03gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/132 "2006-08-10T18:11:24Z")
my head only looks big to you because youre so used to looking at something so small ---
**Author:** ![mustang03gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/133 "2006-08-10T18:16:00Z")
oh wait, im sorry. you must have been looking at my chest and thought i had two heads…typical male ---
**Author:** ![tjZ28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@tjZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tjZ28)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/134 "2006-08-10T18:18:28Z")
> [@Postulate: female jeans without back pockets...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/postulate-female-jeans-without-back-pockets/23616/8): > > oh wait, im sorry. you must have been looking at my chest and thought i had two heads…typical male Pics for proof. -TJ ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/135 "2006-08-10T18:28:01Z")
> [@1-22-07 Drifto meet.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-22-07-drifto-meet/23426/113): > > damn camera phones. If you’d like, I could take a snap of the love muscle. The twig to go along with the berries already posted in this thread. Well I bet the twig muscle is smaller the ones you thought you had in the previous pictures… ---
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/136 "2006-08-10T18:34:20Z")
^^^ it’s 9:30, get your but home. my muscle needs a workout ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/137 "2006-08-10T19:49:58Z")
classic… this is another great thread by darkstar!! I laughed, I cried and I even beat off! ---
**Author:** ![HwH22Hx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/57b2e6/32.png) [@HwH22Hx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HwH22Hx)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/138 "2006-08-10T20:04:56Z")
> [@Labatt USA](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/labatt-usa/23582/35): > > sounds to me like someone’s mad their account didn’t get jacked too. Dont be sour sugartits, Darkstar has love for you too. > > My H22 would fit right at home in your engine bay. I have nothing to say to that…except for please stop taking wannabe 1320 pics pleaaaaaaaase FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!:kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![HwH22Hx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/57b2e6/32.png) [@HwH22Hx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HwH22Hx)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/139 "2006-08-10T20:09:06Z")
> [@NYSpeed Doctors...chime in](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-doctors-chime-in/23476/78): > > I laughed, I cried and I even beat off to Darkstars love muscles and sweet nipples! FIXED 🤮 ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163/140 "2006-08-10T20:15:56Z")
> [@Going to VA...anybody need anything picked up/delivered?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/going-to-va-anybody-need-anything-picked-up-delivered/23605/6): > > Hey there. Are you dating/married? Maybe even to someone that also posts on Pittspeed? If so, I can imagine your pain. All those faked orgasms. All those 30 second marathon sessions. Having a man that couldn’t find the g-spot if it were the size of Quik’s head and lasts as long as a DSM built by 1320 must be a bear. He might be a good guy, but you deserve to get yours every once in a while too. But I’m here to tell you that I can help. I’ve recently decided to offer my services to you poor ladies. Starting immediately I’m opening my secluded and romantic beach cabana to the ladies of Pittspeed for weekend getaways. While your man is (as usual) neglecting you to service his undercarraige, make your escape to Darkstar’s tropical oasis of guilt free passion and get your undercarraige serviced by a seasoned professional. The only charge is lust and an open mind. Book your reservation by Private Message today, as slots will definately be filled to capacity…and then some. Groups are welcome (and encouraged), so bring your girlfriends to make it look like nothing more than a innocent all girl weekend at the beach. > > Recommended Items to Bring: > > Gatorade > Crutches > Compressed bottle of Oxygen > Your normal year’s supply of lubricant > Surgical sewing kit > > Note: If you’re involved with Hannibal, SleeperGTP, or Cutty, an on site STD test will be conducted upon your arrival. If you’ve slept with Quik, Fshowcars, or Whitey, a polygraph will be conducted. i have a clean bill of health nugga…::bigok: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163.md?page=6) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-females-of-pittspeed/184163.md?page=8)