# ATTN JETTA OWNERS!!!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 14, 2006, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837 "2006-06-14T09:08:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/1 "2006-06-14T09:08:58Z")

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Read this

[http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2004/06/16/personality-type-the-last-fry-man/](http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2004/06/16/personality-type-the-last-fry-man/)

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/2 "2006-06-14T09:27:35Z")

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what a waste of time…

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**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/3 "2006-06-14T09:31:43Z")

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come on whitey…it is funny

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/4 "2006-06-14T09:39:21Z")

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> [@bics56](#):
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> come on whitey…it is funny

honestly its not, i did not laugh once reading that. I have read other funny babblings about certain cars… but this was not funny

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/5 "2006-06-14T09:42:23Z")

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jetta\>gtp

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**Author:** ![smokeyburnouts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smokeyburnouts/32/5987_2.png) [@smokeyburnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyburnouts)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/6 "2006-06-14T09:43:48Z")

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kinda along the lines of fbods being cars for dudes w/ mullets and so on. there is some truth to it, but not entirely. gotta admit though, the jetta is the machine of choice for hot girls. everyone has atleast one hot, female friend that owns one.

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/7 "2006-06-14T09:52:10Z")

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I thought it was funny.

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/8 "2006-06-14T09:52:30Z")

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> [@smokeyburnouts](#):
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> kinda along the lines of fbods being cars for dudes w/ mullets and so on. there is some truth to it, but not entirely. gotta admit though, the jetta is the machine of choice for hot girls. everyone has atleast one hot, female friend that owns one.

that i will agree on!

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/9 "2006-06-14T09:53:00Z")

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> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> I thought it was funny.

retards usually laugh at most things… you probably slobbered on yourself too

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/10 "2006-06-14T09:55:14Z")

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> [@whitey](#):
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> retards usually laugh at most things… you probably slobbered on yourself too

nope. I had my bib and my little helmet on so I wouldn’t hurt myself or drool over my nice shirt.

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/11 "2006-06-14T09:57:03Z")

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> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> nope. I had my bib and my little helmet on so I wouldn’t hurt myself or drool over my nice shirt.

hahhaahaha… good work go get yourself a cookie

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**Author:** ![Jenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Jenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jenn)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/12 "2006-06-14T10:19:27Z")

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:yawn: That was not only poorly written, but lame.

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**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/13 "2006-06-14T10:27:54Z")

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> [@smokeyburnouts](#):
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> kinda along the lines of fbods being cars for dudes w/ mullets and so on. there is some truth to it, but not entirely. gotta admit though, the jetta is the machine of choice for hot girls. everyone has atleast one hot, female friend that owns one.

I agree 100%…but when I think of a guy who drive one I think of some dude who wheres flip flops, cut off cargo khakis, a polo shirt that is 1-2 sizes too small and a feminine color, and either 1 gallon of gel or a beat hat…and the person thinks they are cooler than everyone else

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**Author:** ![smokeyburnouts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smokeyburnouts/32/5987_2.png) [@smokeyburnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyburnouts)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/14 "2006-06-14T11:15:35Z")

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> [@bics56](#):
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> I agree 100%…but when I think of a guy who drive one I think of some dude who wheres flip flops, cut off cargo khakis, a polo shirt that is 1-2 sizes too small and a feminine color, and either 1 gallon of jell or a beat hat…and the person thinks they are cooler than everyone else

haha. stereotype much? any other details you forgot?..but ya i know what you are sayin. but there are exceptions, but ya i can see where you are comin from

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**Author:** ![BETRAYED93](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BETRAYED93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BETRAYED93)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/15 "2006-06-14T14:13:48Z")

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> [@bics56](#):
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> I agree 100%…but when I think of a guy who drive one I think of some dude who wheres flip flops, cut off cargo khakis, a polo shirt that is 1-2 sizes too small and a feminine color, and either 1 gallon of jell or a beat hat…and the person thinks they are cooler than everyone else

:bowrofl:

this is very true!!

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**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/16 "2006-06-14T14:32:38Z")

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:dunno: perfect description of a few of my Jetta Customers though :dunno:

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/17 "2006-06-14T14:47:27Z")

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VW is listed as a ‘gay friendly’ brand  
[http://www.gaywheels.com/new/volkswagen/](http://www.gaywheels.com/new/volkswagen/) :kekegay:

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/18 "2006-06-14T14:55:20Z")

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> [@rookee](#):
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> VW is listed as a ‘gay friendly’ brand  
> [Volkswagen adds a dose of big to the 2018 Atlas | Gaywheels](http://www.gaywheels.com/new/volkswagen/) :kekegay:

i’m not surprised you frequent that site…

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**Author:** ![vw16vcabby](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vw16vcabby/32/5943_2.png) [@vw16vcabby](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vw16vcabby)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/19 "2006-06-14T19:41:10Z")

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“The Jetta Girl is the classic Daddy’s Little Girl. If she owns a Jetta released within the last 3 years, she is definitely Daddy’s Girl, but if it’s a old, ghetto Rabbit, then she’s probably your wannabe surfer.”

hAHAHAH my old red jetta of death was for trendy surfer girls, and i didnt know.

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-jetta-owners/182837/20 "2006-06-14T19:55:55Z")

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> [@fshowcars](#):
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> i’m not surprised you frequent that site…

read it on your license plate frame :dunno:

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