# attn local asshats
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 11, 2008, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714 "2008-01-11T06:35:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Holty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Holty)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/1 "2008-01-11T06:35:00Z")
To all the local ASSHATS living in Pittsburgh, specifically driving on I-79nb and I-279-nb this morning…
there is no “fast” or “slow” lane
there is the “Traveling” lane (on the right)
and the “Passing” lane (to the left) for use when passing only
geezus f_cking shit stay the f_ck out of the left lane
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### Author:  [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/2 "2008-01-11T06:47:41Z")
it appears you are using the left lane as the travelling lane then right?
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### Author:  [@imported\_Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Jon)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/3 "2008-01-11T06:50:43Z")
> [@FS: Part-out 99.5 a4 1.8t modded...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-part-out-99-5-a4-1-8t-modded/34071/39):
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> To all the local ASSHATS living in Pittsburgh, specifically driving on I-79nb and I-279-nb this morning…
>
> there is no “fast” or “slow” lane
> there is the “Traveling” lane (on the right)
> and the “Passing” lane (to the left) for use when passing only
>
> geezus f_cking shit stay the f_ck out of the left lane
Rumor has it that the right lane is for traveling and the left lane is to be used to pass people.
Is this true?
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### Author:  [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/4 "2008-01-11T06:56:01Z")
I feel your pain. Off-ramp passing FTW.
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### Author:  [@fah\_quad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fah_quad)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/5 "2008-01-11T07:19:43Z")
And the law is that if you are using wipers, then your lights must be on. So stay to the right unless passing, and turn your lights on when your wipers are on.
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### Author:  [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/6 "2008-01-11T08:12:45Z")
> [@Watch Crew: What to buy?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-crew-what-to-buy/34295/56):
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> I feel your pain. Off-ramp passing FTW.
x53245
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### Author:  [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/7 "2008-01-11T08:50:21Z")
> [@FS: Part-out 99.5 a4 1.8t modded...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-part-out-99-5-a4-1-8t-modded/34071/39):
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> geezus f_cking shit stay the f_ck out of the left lane
I wish I had a sign on the front of my car that said that.
> [@Watch Crew: What to buy?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-crew-what-to-buy/34295/56):
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> I feel your pain. Off-ramp passing FTW.
Never tried that. Hmm.
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### Author:  [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/8 "2008-01-11T08:55:31Z")
OMG! OMG!! A bend on 279!!! BRRRAAAKE!!!
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### Author:  [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/9 "2008-01-11T09:04:54Z")
I do not advocate actually using the off-ramp to pass unless a dillhole has been rollling-roadblocking and clogging the road for at least one exit. At that point, they’re fair game.
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### Author:  [@8Grand](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/8Grand)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/10 "2008-01-11T10:42:17Z")
Welcome to Pittsburgh Traffic.
Now complain about some potholes while your at it.
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### Author:  [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/11 "2008-01-11T10:44:30Z")
Lots of people on here complaining about other drivers lately. Must be that time of year?
Traffic has been terrible this week. I commute from North Hills to Greentree everyday. I’ve been average ~40 minutes drive time each way.
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### Author:  [@EricS4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EricS4)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/12 "2008-01-11T10:56:38Z")
> [@Watch Crew: What to buy?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-crew-what-to-buy/34295/65):
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> Lots of people on here complaining about other drivers lately. Must be that time of year?
>
> Traffic has been terrible this week. I commute from North Hills to Greentree everyday. I’ve been average ~40 minutes drive time each way.
Same commute here too… Wexford to Parkway Center. Traffic at the Ft. Duquesne bridge has been a bitch this week.
Off-ramp passing is asinine.
ALWAYS use turn signals.
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### Author:  [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/13 "2008-01-11T11:02:57Z")
I’m in Parkway Center as well… Where in Parkway Center do you work, EricS4? You can PM me if you’d rather not say here.
The past few days I’ve actually passed the Ft. Duquesne bridge and taken 65 to the West End bridge, then cut through the West End. It really has been THAT bad.
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### Author:  [@EricS4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EricS4)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/14 "2008-01-11T11:10:54Z")
> [@8/26 - NYIRP Track Rental](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8-26-nyirp-track-rental/33503/86):
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> I’m in Parkway Center as well… Where in Parkway Center do you work, EricS4? You can PM me if you’d rather not say here.
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> The past few days I’ve actually passed the Ft. Duquesne bridge and taken 65 to the West End bridge, then cut through the West End. It really has been THAT bad.
Building 7. Comcast Spotlight.
Yep, I took the West End all week as well. At least we have an option vs. sitting in the downtown/bridge traffic.
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### Author:  [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/15 "2008-01-11T11:14:52Z")
> [@Watch Crew: What to buy?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-crew-what-to-buy/34295/56):
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> I feel your pain. Off-ramp passing FTW.
:stupid:
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### Author:  [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/16 "2008-01-11T11:50:04Z")
I welcome any of those drivers to try the beltway down here
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### Author:  [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/17 "2008-01-11T12:27:12Z")
> [@why no one is racing at midohio right now!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-no-one-is-racing-at-midohio-right-now/34306/18):
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> I welcome any of those drivers to try the beltway down here
DC Area. Which one is the beltway, 695?
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/18 "2008-01-11T12:44:09Z")
> [@FS: Part-out 99.5 a4 1.8t modded...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-part-out-99-5-a4-1-8t-modded/34071/39):
>
> To all the local ASSHATS living in Pittsburgh, specifically driving on I-79nb and I-279-nb this morning…
>
> there is no “fast” or “slow” lane
> there is the “Traveling” lane (on the right)
> and the “Passing” lane (to the left) for use when passing only
>
> geezus f_cking shit stay the f_ck out of the left lane
hey guy…
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
kthx
> [@why no one is racing at midohio right now!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-no-one-is-racing-at-midohio-right-now/34306/21):
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> DC Area. Which one is the beltway, 695?
1. 695 is Baltimore. And they’re both weak as shit. If you wanna have some real fun hit 50 between Annapolis and DC. You can have the cruise set @ 110 and people will still be passing you left and right.
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### Author:  [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/19 "2008-01-11T12:49:12Z")
> [@F.S. 1993 Del Sol Si NEW PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-s-1993-del-sol-si-new-pics/31905/48):
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> 1. 695 is Baltimore. And they’re both weak as shit. If you wanna have some real fun hit 50 between Annapolis and DC. You can have the cruise set @ 110 and people will still be passing you left and right.
True dat!
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### Author:  [@Holty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Holty)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-local-asshats/194714/20 "2008-01-11T13:34:34Z")
To Darkstar
drive your faggot ass up here and make me shut the fuck up. fuckin punk ass little bitch mother fucker.
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