# ATTN: Men
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 28, 2006, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255 "2006-09-28T09:17:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2006, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/1 "2006-09-28T09:17:56Z")
forward… but funny
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs,parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious whenoffered a drink from any woman.Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “Beer”.
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large"kegs".Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer andthen simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, menwill often succumb to the desires tosleep with horrific looking womenwhom they would never normally be attracted
After drinking beer,men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that"somethingbad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as"a relationship."
In extreme cases,the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as “marriage.” Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this “Beer” scam and the women administering it,there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses"in the phone book
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2006, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/2 "2006-09-28T09:20:50Z")
hahahaha… SHHHHHHHHH don’t tell anyone.
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### Author:  [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2006, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/3 "2006-09-28T09:23:40Z")
🤣
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### Author:  [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2006, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/4 "2006-09-28T09:25:22Z")
I was like wtf is going on. Then after reading more I thought of eurodad even though he wasn’t tricked into drinking.
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2006, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/5 "2006-09-28T09:25:24Z")
> [@Vanity Plate Idea](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vanity-plate-idea/24610/6):
>
> 🤣
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### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2006, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/6 "2006-09-28T09:26:30Z")
i feel gina has used this similar tactic on me many of times now… I just can never remember the next morning… hmmmm
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### Author:  [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2006, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/7 "2006-09-28T09:32:31Z")
LOL…
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### Author:  [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2006, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/8 "2006-09-28T10:48:51Z")
I like falling victim to the first stage of this scam. It’s the additional stages that always bite men in the ass.
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### Author:  [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2006, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/9 "2006-09-28T10:50:46Z")
> [@whitey"](#):
>
> In extreme cases,the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as “marriage.”
I laughed out loud at that
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### Author:  [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2006, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/10 "2006-09-28T11:03:42Z")
The guys at the office were cracking up, good post mr. white 🙂
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### Author:  [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2006, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/11 "2006-09-28T12:22:08Z")
very funny!
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### Author:  [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2006, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/12 "2006-09-29T09:31:45Z")
:bowrofl:
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2006, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/13 "2006-09-29T15:00:34Z")
I’ve often found that when I’m in a state of semi-arousal, me penis tends to bend slightly to the right. When fully erect and completly flaccid, this doesn’t occur. Your thoughts?
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### Author:  [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/14 "2006-09-29T15:07:30Z")
you are gay, thats my thought, cause you see, im not gay, and my bend is off to the left. this infact proves my theroy that any penis that points to the right is that of a gay man.
My suggestion, die. You should jump into a pool and drown yourself.
otherwise id say your left handed
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/15 "2006-09-29T15:11:12Z")
> [@BBQ MEET 2/16/07](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bbq-meet-2-16-07/24651/14):
>
> you are gay, thats my thought, cause you see, im not gay, and my bend is off to the left. this infact proves my theroy that any penis that points to the right is that of a gay man.
>
> My suggestion, die. You should jump into a pool and drown yourself.
>
> otherwise id say your left handed
🤣
your penis bends to one side? 🤣 I was just joking. You’re such a faggot.
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### Author:  [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2006, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/16 "2006-09-29T15:19:52Z")
so you are gay, and when confronted you become very agravateted, the evidence contained within your previous post makes this point very clear.
and yes my penis has a slight curve approx. 7degrees to my left, but im sure Mommy darkstar already knew that, its why she lost her right eye.
See I was hoping i would never have to eplain what happened that faitfull night but i guess i must, see right after your daddy left for his job at the meat packing plant i stoped by for my weekly visitation of your mothers foul smelling clit, and on this particulare evening the oder was so stagnit that i opted out for the gummer, well while i was skull fucking her my dick jabbed her tonsiles and she pulled away and that was just as i was about to give it one last thrust, and BAM i did, and due to that slight curve my penis penitrated her eye socket just when i release my manchowder, and wouldnt you know, right then i realized…
Skull fucking is the best, but eye fuckiing, man its the top of the world…
Fuck you mike have a nice day
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/17 "2006-09-29T15:22:43Z")
sorry kid. You’re still not ready for the big leagues yet.
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-men/185255/18 "2006-09-29T16:12:45Z")
> [@BBQ MEET 2/16/07](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bbq-meet-2-16-07/24651/16):
>
> sorry kid. You’re still not ready for the big leagues yet.
:blue: