# Attn:newman (buy this)

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 7, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420 "2005-12-07T18:38:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![iamjeff6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cc9497/32.png) [@iamjeff6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iamjeff6)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420/1 "2005-12-07T18:38:57Z")

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screw your regular bullet belt

by this instead

[http://cgi.ebay.com/50-Cal-Bullet-Punk-Belt-INERT-25rds-LOWER-PRICE\_W0QQitemZ6585362250QQcategoryZ588QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem](http://cgi.ebay.com/50-Cal-Bullet-Punk-Belt-INERT-25rds-LOWER-PRICE_W0QQitemZ6585362250QQcategoryZ588QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

50 caliber bullet belt = tits

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420/2 "2005-12-07T18:43:23Z")

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:hay:

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420/3 "2005-12-07T18:44:46Z")

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Holy shit! Must be a damned heavy belt.

> THESE CONTAIN NO POWDER OR LIVE PRIMERS!!!

I can’t help but think as I’m reading this some idiot somewhere is wearing a belt made with live bullets.

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**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420/4 "2005-12-07T18:49:13Z")

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:word: just what i was thinkin…that has to be at least 10lbs lol

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**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420/5 "2005-12-07T18:51:23Z")

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its 25 inches long. who the fvck has a 25 inch waist?

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**Author:** ![iamjeff6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cc9497/32.png) [@iamjeff6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iamjeff6)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420/6 "2005-12-07T18:51:47Z")

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> [@j\_espo1](#):
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> its 25 inches long. who the fvck has a 25 inch waist?

Newman…lol

jk…i dunno its kinda small but still pimp

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**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420/7 "2005-12-07T18:53:01Z")

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yeah it’s heavy to say the least and there not small either

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**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420/8 "2005-12-07T21:36:26Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420/9 "2005-12-08T05:35:59Z")

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> [@FuzzyFish](#):
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> I can’t help but think as I’m reading this some idiot somewhere is wearing a belt made with live bullets.

🤣

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420/10 "2005-12-08T05:41:59Z")

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yeah. that thing is no joke. I think those .50 shells are like 100mm… thats almost 4 inches. I think the big ones that i have are like 2.75 long, and they can be hard to sit down in. A heavy belt isn’t as annoying as you’d think. In highschool i had a belt made from my dad’s harley’s primary drive chain. It had to weigh 15 lbs. It was sweet until the grease started leaking out of it…

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420/11 "2005-12-08T05:55:20Z")

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THE Harley Belt (w/free lube). Perfect for a high school boi.

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buy-this/5420/12 "2005-12-08T06:28:23Z")

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Geez a drive chain from a Harley? That is a beefy belt. Your pants were probably holding up your belt.
