# Attn: OG Pittspeeders... It has come to my attention

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 13, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015 "2005-09-13T20:54:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/1 "2005-09-13T20:54:15Z")

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that ZexAccord is none other than Mr. Lotus-Tuned Suspension himself…

Jack, aka NosdRicer, aka giant cock-gobbling little faggot.

For those of you that dont remember, this kid was ricer to the core. He had this hideous Impulse that he talked all bad about. It was the best handling car ever made because it had “lotus-tuned suspension”…

We all bashed the fuck out of him and he called me out. Told me to come down to Crafton and he’d beat the fuck out of me. I showed up, he was surrounded by his boys, and he didnt do shit. Pure hilarity.

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/2 "2005-09-13T20:55:52Z")

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OH SNAP!

OG DRAMA!

:drama:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/3 "2005-09-13T20:58:16Z")

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Quik, oneslowbowtie and I where thier that night also. but didnt see this drama :eek:  
seen jakes car get flatbedded though.

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/4 "2005-09-13T20:59:15Z")

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:bowrofl:

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**Author:** ![traydogg6969](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/traydogg6969/32/5999_2.png) [@traydogg6969](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/traydogg6969)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/5 "2005-09-13T21:00:41Z")

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> [@ShalerPunk](#):
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> OH SNAP!
> 
> OG DRAMA!
> 
> :drama:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/6 "2005-09-13T21:01:35Z")

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who was all thier with you mike? whitey and jake?

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/7 "2005-09-13T21:02:08Z")

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> [@Rustang JIM](#):
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> Quik, oneslowbowtie and I where thier that night also. but didnt see this drama :eek:  
> seen jakes car get flatbedded though.

it was hilarious. I wish those threads were still around.

it was “come odwn to Crafton and I’ll beat your ass”…

I showed up, but I didnt get my ass beat. Go figure.

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**Author:** ![grnteg98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@grnteg98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grnteg98)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/8 "2005-09-13T21:02:38Z")

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:owned:

![http://images.snapfish.com/34498%3A2723232%7Ffp47%3Dot%3E2353%3D678%3D%3C8%3A%3DXROQDF%3E2323%3A%3A89%3B5693ot1lsi](http://images.snapfish.com/34498%3A2723232%7Ffp47%3Dot%3E2353%3D678%3D%3C8%3A%3DXROQDF%3E2323%3A%3A89%3B5693ot1lsi)

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/9 "2005-09-13T21:02:52Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> giant cock-gobbling little faggot.

Nice usage of an Oxy-moron.

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/10 "2005-09-13T21:03:33Z")

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> [@Rustang JIM](#):
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> who was all thier with you mike? whitey and jake?

whitey was there for the assbeating that never happened. He had like 8 guys there with him and didnt even make his presence known for like 15 minutes. I had no idea what the kid looked like but he knew what I looked like. Didnt say shit about anyting until i was like “so is there a kid named Jack here?”

🤣

biggest pussy ever.

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/11 "2005-09-14T04:34:21Z")

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big balls for the OC fag!

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**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/12 "2005-09-14T04:39:30Z")

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> [@PewterSS](#):
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> big balls for the OC fag!

Didn’t you know you can do that shit when you are 370 miles away…

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**Author:** ![imported\_showtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 4:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/13 "2005-09-14T04:51:38Z")

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i remember that drama…and of course…who can’t forget the lotus tuned suspension

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/14 "2005-09-14T05:56:07Z")

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i wonder if he still has any turtles for sale? hahahah

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**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/15 "2005-09-14T05:57:01Z")

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oh shit i remember the drama… and the turtles

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/16 "2005-09-14T06:04:26Z")

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> [@showtime](#):
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> who can’t forget the lotus tuned suspension

lol… not to defend the guy (i wasn’t around back then), but the Impulse does handle very well.

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/17 "2005-09-14T06:05:56Z")

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/ yourself.

you are too full of argument today.

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/18 "2005-09-14T06:06:47Z")

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> [@PewterSS](#):
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> big balls for the OC fag!

He said to come to Crafton so he could fuck my day up. I did. He didnt do shit.

:kekegay:

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/19 "2005-09-14T06:07:09Z")

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> [@whitey](#):
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> i wonder if he still has any turtles for sale? hahahah

:bowrofl:

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-og-pittspeeders-it-has-come-to-my-attention/177015/20 "2005-09-14T06:08:45Z")

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> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> / yourself.
> 
> you are too full of argument today.

lol… don’t get me wrong, i’ve talked to a few Impulse people who can’t go more than ten seconds without mentioning who designed their suspension, and they annoy the piss out of me, but again, they do handle pretty well.

I believe it was designed because Lotus’s owner at the time, Proton, used the Impulse chassis for the Lotus Elan, a very overpriced Geo Storm convertible.

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