# ATTN: people who say "ugh, I hate being sick" **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 9, 2006, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-people-who-say-ugh-i-hate-being-sick/21389 "2006-12-09T12:28:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-people-who-say-ugh-i-hate-being-sick/21389/21 "2006-12-10T06:01:31Z")
I hate when people talk about things like the storm non-fucking-stop (when it was going on). We get it. We live here too. Fucking faggots. /pointlessattacksongaypeoplebecauseinactualityitsjustafunnyinsultthatnevegetsold ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-people-who-say-ugh-i-hate-being-sick/21389/22 "2006-12-10T06:33:44Z")
Being out in the cold does not get you sick. I spend my whoooole winters outside alll the time. I am NEVER sick in the winter. Very very rarely. You are 100X’s more likely to get sick from being couped up inside a closed sealed building than if you are outside in fresh air. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-people-who-say-ugh-i-hate-being-sick/21389/23 "2006-12-10T11:26:22Z")
i love being sick. it means i get to use my favorite drug, nyquil. and quoting jj on the tim hortons mish… > [@double j](#): > > haha. I have my own method of handling the traffic issue when i want coffee in EA. > > i always park in the BK parking lot behind timmy hoes, then: > > hop over the guard rail > > give a li’l head nod to the people in their SUVs waiting in the drivethru line > > go inside and get my beverage > > when exititng, smile and wink at the same people waiting in the drivethru line > > this time when i hop over the guardrail it requires a little more grace due to the hot beverage in my hand, but look mad fly in the process. > > slide into the saab and away i go. > > not bad, eh? ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-people-who-say-ugh-i-hate-being-sick/21389/24 "2006-12-10T11:29:23Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > :word: Mike, > > I would like to add that these fuck-o’s can’t park their fucking car and go the fuck inside Tim Hortons to get their goddamn fix. No, instead they get in line ON THE STREET and impede traffic. That is all… Ugh tell me about it. THese fucking cock smugglers are backed up all the way out to walden avenue at the one by my house. Get out of thecar and go inside you lazy fat fucking soccer mom. :shoot: ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-people-who-say-ugh-i-hate-being-sick/21389/25 "2006-12-10T16:01:07Z")
> [@brendansi](#): > > Or the “Hay guys. Its snowing/raining/foggy…” > > Really? Thanks! > > Ugh. uhg…i work outside and i **love** when people say that to me… especially when i am freezing and they tell me it’s cold outside today…no shit, i couldn’t tell. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-people-who-say-ugh-i-hate-being-sick/21389/26 "2006-12-10T16:21:01Z")
> [@Dennis Leary](#): > > I use public toilets and I piss on the seat > I walk around in the summer time saying “how about this heat?” > > Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole) > Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole) . ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-people-who-say-ugh-i-hate-being-sick/21389/27 "2006-12-10T16:22:08Z")
And here’s the whole song, just because it’s awesome: > Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream > About me, about you > About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests > About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts > Maybe below the cockles, > Maybe in the sub cockle area, > Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, > Maybe even in the colon, we dont know > > Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job > Im your average white, suburbanized slob > I like football and porno and books about war > I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor > My wife and my job, my kids and my car > My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar > > But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested > (oh no, no way, uh uh) > No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense > (woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah) > I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane > While people behind me are going insane > > Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole) > Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole) > > I use public toilets and I piss on the seat > I walk around in the summer time saying “how about this heat?” > > Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole) > Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole) > > Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces > While handicapped people make handicapped faces > > Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole) > Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole) > > Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song > Ranting and raving and carrying on > Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong… > Nah > > Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole) > Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole) > > You know what Im gonna do > Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible > Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps > And all leather cow interior > And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah) > And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour > Gettin’ 1 mile per gallon, > Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds > In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers > And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers > Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag > And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side > And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it > You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why > 2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK? > Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want > They can have a big democracy cakewalk > Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square > and it wont make a lick of difference > Because weve got the bombs, OK? > John Wayne’s not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer > Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off > You know why, > Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times > Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be! > I’m gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes, > and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey, > and drive down to Texas and say… > > (Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!) > Why don’t you just shut up and sing the song, pal? > Im an asshole (hes an asshole.what an asshole) > Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole) > > A-S-S-H-O-L-E > Everybody > A-S-S-H-O-L-E > > Im an asshole and Im proud of it [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-people-who-say-ugh-i-hate-being-sick/21389.md?page=1)