# Attn Pittspeed, Grove City College has nothing on this. **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 9, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729 "2009-05-09T05:02:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/1 "2009-05-09T05:02:10Z")
This just in: **A member of Pittspeed is facing being perma-banned for a secret Homosexual porno career discovered over the weekend.** For the past six years, Mr. Knapp has been paying for his Honda preludes, Eagle Talons, Automatic Corvettes as well as pool cleaning supplies through his secret life as gay porn star “Mikey Cockswallower,” earning as much as $200 per weekend while jetting off to Pegasus, random bus stations and Port O’ Potties to film more than one hundred videos. **_“Gay Porn enabled me to buy a really awesome automatic corvette!”_** Said the 26 year old from Kittaning, PA.-- Knapp also went on to elaborate, **_“Plus I just truly enjoy the feel of giant black meat-rockets up my anus, its like getting paid for things I would do anyways.”_** Mikey’s Porn Filmography includes the following Titles: - **28 Gays Later** - **A Fistful of Penis** - **Rear and Present Danger** - **Assablanca** - **Doing John Malkovich** - **Three Men and Some Gravy** - **20 Guy Creampie** - **2 Dudes, 1 cup** Pittspeeds handbook clearly states that **_“homosexual intercourse, (unless it is two girls) whether for monetary gain or not, is subject to disciplinary action.”_** Mr. Knapp had been warned by his mentors the adult film industry, that his identity would likely become known. And he had been careful to keep his adult film career away from Pittspeed. Still, he hadn’t ever expected that it might cause him to be permabanned. In his last words: **_“If I had it to do over again? I wouldnt change a thing, I truly love sucking man-faucet”_** Mikey told reporters at a news conference Saturday morning. He later added, **_“Well maybe I would have at least tried harder to find a six-speed vette, this auto tranny is too gay even for me.”_** ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/2 "2009-05-09T05:27:25Z")
10/10 :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/3 "2009-05-09T06:18:50Z")
:bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/4 "2009-05-09T06:46:21Z")
10/10 ---
**Author:** ![4doors5gears](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doors5gears/32/6006_2.png) [@4doors5gears](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4doors5gears)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/5 "2009-05-09T06:55:04Z")
HAHAH 28 Gays Later ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/6 "2009-05-09T07:01:49Z")
> [@Winter Storm Warning starting Saturday night (12/15)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/winter-storm-warning-starting-saturday-night-12-15/40289/57): > > 10/10 > > :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bigok: ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/7 "2009-05-09T07:07:07Z")
Wow. ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/8 "2009-05-09T07:16:14Z")
> [@Winter Storm Warning starting Saturday night (12/15)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/winter-storm-warning-starting-saturday-night-12-15/40289/57): > > 10/10 > > :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/9 "2009-05-09T07:20:56Z")
lol wow ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/10 "2009-05-09T07:25:15Z")
Kolar is back! ---
**Author:** ![SixSpeed454SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/11 "2009-05-09T07:57:33Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/12 "2009-05-09T09:50:45Z")
bravo… closing statements are hilarious you get a cookie and a sub ---
**Author:** ![Bswaptcivic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@Bswaptcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bswaptcivic)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/13 "2009-05-09T10:37:40Z")
hahahahahah:bigok: ---
**Author:** ![Klinkb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Klinkb](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Klinkb)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/14 "2009-05-09T10:48:19Z")
:bowdown: ---
**Author:** ![BMXpaperweight](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bmxpaperweight/32/6043_2.png) [@BMXpaperweight](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMXpaperweight)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/15 "2009-05-09T11:31:18Z")
hahahahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![BigMack\_Srt8](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigmack_srt8/32/6025_2.png) [@BigMack\_Srt8](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigMack_Srt8)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/16 "2009-05-09T11:37:14Z")
i believe i just Shat myself ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/17 "2009-05-09T12:03:15Z")
oh how i’ve missed you, cupcake. 11/10. its about fucking time. ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/18 "2009-05-09T12:11:49Z")
😉 ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/19 "2009-05-09T12:35:18Z")
ehhhh ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-grove-city-college-has-nothing-on-this/202729/20 "2009-05-09T14:32:53Z")
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