# \*\*\*Attn: Pittspeed\*\*\* Read this thread
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 5, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062 "2007-04-05T17:16:31Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/41 "2007-04-06T18:07:42Z")
bump, how can this thread stall out?
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/42 "2007-04-06T19:47:05Z")
i rated this thread 5 stars!
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### Author:  [@AeroKing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AeroKing)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/43 "2007-04-06T20:00:54Z")
who else is running for this office?
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/44 "2007-04-07T07:46:20Z")
does it matter?
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### Author:  [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/45 "2007-04-07T08:26:20Z")
> [@Attn: Skunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-skunk/29292/4):
>
> who else is running for this office?
Burnyd
and
SCHMIEDER
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### Author:  [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/46 "2007-04-07T08:41:17Z")
Assassination attempt?
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### Author:  [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/47 "2007-04-07T13:12:19Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/5534):
>
> Assassination attempt?
^ Ass-pirate?
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### Author:  [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/48 "2007-04-07T14:01:17Z")
> [@\*\*\*\*Official: Southgate Meet Thread\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-southgate-meet-thread/29171/276):
>
> ^ Ass-pirate?
Mamas tit sucker pussy boy:asshole
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### Author:  [@tjZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tjZ28)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/49 "2007-04-07T14:04:19Z")
While my initial inclination was to vow my full support to this campaign, I have my trepidations. How; I ask you, can I proclaim my allegiance to a Pittspeeder with nothing more than a V6, 4 door, FWD family sedan? Despite being my former lover with whom I share many fond memories, I fear I must refuse my support of the Darkstar Initiative.
Mike, I say if you want this prestigious board’s support you must now earn it. It is time to do some sole searching, and do not return to us until you have procured a vessel capable of true automotive dominance. Be it boost and RPM that provides you with your fix via 4G63, SR20DET or the like. Or perhaps you’ll allow your inner redneck the freedom it’s longed for since you first experienced torque in a certain mullet machine with CA plates. With your business success I think a machine capable of true penis compensation may be in order: Corvette. Or maybe, just maybe you should return to your roots. Perhaps a H on your hood will sooth your soul. Whatever the proper machine may be, the time is now.
Again Mike, if you want my support you must first earn my respect. I urge the other Members of Pittspeed to follow me in boycotting this campaign until such time as Darkstar has a respectable machine.
Thank you,
TJ
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/50 "2007-04-07T14:30:37Z")
> [@FS 1989 240sx 5 speed $1300/bo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1989-240sx-5-speed-1300-bo/29174/17):
>
> While my initial inclination was to vow my full support to this campaign, I have my trepidations. How; I ask you, can I proclaim my allegiance to a Pittspeeder with nothing more than a V6, 4 door, FWD family sedan? Despite being my former lover with whom I share many fond memories, I fear I must refuse my support of the Darkstar Initiative.
>
> Mike, I say if you want this prestigious board’s support you must now earn it. It is time to do some sole searching, and do not return to us until you have procured a vessel capable of true automotive dominance. Be it boost and RPM that provides you with your fix via 4G63, SR20DET or the like. Or perhaps you’ll allow your inner redneck the freedom it’s longed for since you first experienced torque in a certain mullet machine with CA plates. With your business success I think a machine capable of true penis compensation may be in order: Corvette. Or maybe, just maybe you should return to your roots. Perhaps a H on your hood will sooth your soul. Whatever the proper machine may be, the time is now.
>
> Again Mike, if you want my support you must first earn my respect. I urge the other Members of Pittspeed to follow me in boycotting this campaign until such time as Darkstar has a respectable machine.
>
> Thank you,
>
> TJ
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
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### Author:  [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/51 "2007-04-07T14:34:50Z")
> [@FS 1989 240sx 5 speed $1300/bo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1989-240sx-5-speed-1300-bo/29174/17):
>
> While my initial inclination was to vow my full support to this campaign, I have my trepidations. How; I ask you, can I proclaim my allegiance to a Pittspeeder with nothing more than a V6, 4 door, FWD family sedan? Despite being my former lover with whom I share many fond memories, I fear I must refuse my support of the Darkstar Initiative.
>
> Mike, I say if you want this prestigious board’s support you must now earn it. It is time to do some sole searching, and do not return to us until you have procured a vessel capable of true automotive dominance. Be it boost and RPM that provides you with your fix via 4G63, SR20DET or the like. Or perhaps you’ll allow your inner redneck the freedom it’s longed for since you first experienced torque in a certain mullet machine with CA plates. With your business success I think a machine capable of true penis compensation may be in order: Corvette. Or maybe, just maybe you should return to your roots. Perhaps a H on your hood will sooth your soul. Whatever the proper machine may be, the time is now.
>
> Again Mike, if you want my support you must first earn my respect. I urge the other Members of Pittspeed to follow me in boycotting this campaign until such time as Darkstar has a respectable machine.
>
> Thank you,
>
> TJ
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/5534):
>
> Assassination attempt?
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### Author:  [@tom\_vito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tom_vito)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/52 "2007-04-07T15:04:15Z")
:weak:
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### Author:  [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/53 "2007-04-07T15:07:35Z")
> [@Your all time favorite pump up song.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-all-time-favorite-pump-up-song/29260/54):
>
> i am seriously crying here… this shit is absolutely hilarious!
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### Author:  [@Spyderking69](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spyderking69)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/54 "2007-04-07T18:51:44Z")
> [@FS 1989 240sx 5 speed $1300/bo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1989-240sx-5-speed-1300-bo/29174/17):
>
> While my initial inclination was to vow my full support to this campaign, I have my trepidations. How; I ask you, can I proclaim my allegiance to a Pittspeeder with nothing more than a V6, 4 door, FWD family sedan? Despite being my former lover with whom I share many fond memories, I fear I must refuse my support of the Darkstar Initiative.
>
> Mike, I say if you want this prestigious board’s support you must now earn it. It is time to do some sole searching, and do not return to us until you have procured a vessel capable of true automotive dominance. Be it boost and RPM that provides you with your fix via 4G63, SR20DET or the like. Or perhaps you’ll allow your inner redneck the freedom it’s longed for since you first experienced torque in a certain mullet machine with CA plates. With your business success I think a machine capable of true penis compensation may be in order: Corvette. Or maybe, just maybe you should return to your roots. Perhaps a H on your hood will sooth your soul. Whatever the proper machine may be, the time is now.
>
> Again Mike, if you want my support you must first earn my respect. I urge the other Members of Pittspeed to follow me in boycotting this campaign until such time as Darkstar has a respectable machine.
>
> Thank you,
>
> TJ
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/55 "2007-04-07T20:39:19Z")
> [@FS 1989 240sx 5 speed $1300/bo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1989-240sx-5-speed-1300-bo/29174/17):
>
> While my initial inclination was to vow my full support to this campaign, I have my trepidations. How; I ask you, can I proclaim my allegiance to a Pittspeeder with nothing more than a V6, 4 door, FWD family sedan? Despite being my former lover with whom I share many fond memories, I fear I must refuse my support of the Darkstar Initiative.
>
> Mike, I say if you want this prestigious board’s support you must now earn it. It is time to do some sole searching, and do not return to us until you have procured a vessel capable of true automotive dominance. Be it boost and RPM that provides you with your fix via 4G63, SR20DET or the like. Or perhaps you’ll allow your inner redneck the freedom it’s longed for since you first experienced torque in a certain mullet machine with CA plates. With your business success I think a machine capable of true penis compensation may be in order: Corvette. Or maybe, just maybe you should return to your roots. Perhaps a H on your hood will sooth your soul. Whatever the proper machine may be, the time is now.
>
> Again Mike, if you want my support you must first earn my respect. I urge the other Members of Pittspeed to follow me in boycotting this campaign until such time as Darkstar has a respectable machine.
>
> Thank you,
>
> TJ
TJ,
Ahhhh, My old nemesis. This thread would not have been complete without having been blessed with your gleeful omnipotence. Unfortunately for you, this is a new Pittspeed. A Pittspeed which judges people not by the timeslip of their car, but by the content of their character. I fault you not though, having been raised amongst godless homosexual sodmoities. This has clearly tainted you. And I cannot help but wonder if my constant denial of your sexual advances did not sway your opinion at all. Either way, your suggestion is sound, and I hope to be driving something respectable by the end of the summer. Stay well, and try to fight those urges to pump anything other than pushrods.
Sincerely,
Mike
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### Author:  [@wrayzor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/wrayzor)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/56 "2007-04-07T21:08:44Z")
> [@need help](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help/29078/26):
>
> TJ,
>
> Ahhhh, My old nemesis. This thread would not have been complete without having been blessed with your gleeful omnipotence. Unfortunately for you, this is a new Pittspeed. A Pittspeed which judges people not by the timeslip of their car, but by the content of their character. I fault you not though, having been raised amongst godless homosexual sodmoities. This has clearly tainted you. And I cannot help but wonder if my constant denial of your sexual advances did not sway your opinion at all. Either way, your suggestion is sound, and I hope to be driving something respectable by the end of the summer. Stay well, and try to fight those urges to pump anything other than pushrods.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Mike
If this is a board that judges on character wtf are you on it?
instead of wasting your time with pointless threads like this one go run a few laps and lose a few pounds make a new sig so i dont have to have a trash can handy everytime i get on pittspeed and see your nasty a\*\* in a bathtub
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/57 "2007-04-07T21:11:56Z")
> [@Mendel Doug](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mendel-doug/29310/8):
>
> If this is a board that judges on character wtf are you on it?
>
> instead of wasting your time with pointless threads like this one go run a few laps and lose a few pounds make a new sig so i dont have to have a trash can handy everytime i get on pittspeed and see your nasty a\*\* in a bathtub
I :love:wrayzor
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/58 "2007-04-07T21:30:33Z")
I still :love: Darkstar
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### Author:  [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2007, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/59 "2007-04-08T06:11:21Z")
> [@FS 1989 240sx 5 speed $1300/bo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1989-240sx-5-speed-1300-bo/29174/17):
>
> While my initial inclination was to vow my full support to this campaign, I have my trepidations. How; I ask you, can I proclaim my allegiance to a Pittspeeder with nothing more than a V6, 4 door, FWD family sedan? Despite being my former lover with whom I share many fond memories, I fear I must refuse my support of the Darkstar Initiative.
>
> Mike, I say if you want this prestigious board’s support you must now earn it. It is time to do some sole searching, and do not return to us until you have procured a vessel capable of true automotive dominance. Be it boost and RPM that provides you with your fix via 4G63, SR20DET or the like. Or perhaps you’ll allow your inner redneck the freedom it’s longed for since you first experienced torque in a certain mullet machine with CA plates. With your business success I think a machine capable of true penis compensation may be in order: Corvette. Or maybe, just maybe you should return to your roots. Perhaps a H on your hood will sooth your soul. Whatever the proper machine may be, the time is now.
>
> Again Mike, if you want my support you must first earn my respect. I urge the other Members of Pittspeed to follow me in boycotting this campaign until such time as Darkstar has a respectable machine.
>
> Thank you,
>
> TJ
well put
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2007, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-read-this-thread/189062/60 "2007-04-09T08:06:07Z")
> [@Mendel Doug](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mendel-doug/29310/8):
>
> If this is a board that judges on character wtf are you on it?
>
> instead of wasting your time with pointless threads like this one go run a few laps and lose a few pounds make a new sig so i dont have to have a trash can handy everytime i get on pittspeed and see your nasty a\*\* in a bathtub
I’m sorry, exactly who the fuck are you again?
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