# Attn: Pittspeed (Very Important Health Update)

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-very-important-health-update/182673>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 5, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-very-important-health-update/182673 "2006-06-05T23:29:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-very-important-health-update/182673/1 "2006-06-05T23:29:16Z")

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this is one of the saddest days of my life. I got my STD test back, and as I suspected… I’ve got SuperAIDS. Due to my severe lack of funds, I didnt have any money to go out and mack on girls. So I did what all of have done at one time or another… collected all the change in my couch cushions and went over to 1320’s mom’s house. What a terrible mistake that was. I’m calling up all of my sexual partners. Its tough, but I suggest all of you do the same.

We’ll get through this together.

Sincerely,

Mike

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-very-important-health-update/182673/2 "2006-06-06T05:55:32Z")

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:weak:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-very-important-health-update/182673/3 "2006-06-06T06:09:04Z")

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Mike, is your mother throwing you the 25th anniversary Party of AIDS today?

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-very-important-health-update/182673/4 "2006-06-06T06:16:26Z")

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Did u stop smoking weed mike?..casue ur just not funny anymore theses days…:stick:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-very-important-health-update/182673/5 "2006-06-06T06:25:15Z")

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no one likes a quitter

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-very-important-health-update/182673/6 "2006-06-06T07:18:42Z")

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💤

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**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-very-important-health-update/182673/7 "2006-06-06T07:27:37Z")

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1st half= true story

2nd GAY

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-very-important-health-update/182673/8 "2006-06-06T19:42:04Z")

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I just wanted to make fun of Kolar’s mother, and venerial disease was the first thing that popped into me head. :dunno:

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-very-important-health-update/182673/9 "2006-06-07T11:21:18Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> I just wanted to make fun of Kolar’s mother, and venerial disease was the first thing that popped into me head. :dunno:

wanna buy a DSM?

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pittspeed-very-important-health-update/182673/10 "2006-06-08T20:40:22Z")

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> [@unicorn](#):
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> wanna buy a DSM?

fuck yes.