# Attn: Ritz Residents
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-ritz-residents/31265
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [June 21, 2007, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-ritz-residents/31265 "2007-06-21T12:09:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2007, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-ritz-residents/31265/1 "2007-06-21T12:09:51Z")
Do It.
❤
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### Author:  [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-ritz-residents/31265/2 "2007-06-21T12:10:58Z")
OLD SCHOOL NEXTEL NUKKA!
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### Author:  [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2007, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-ritz-residents/31265/3 "2007-06-21T12:18:23Z")
they should just hook up their intercom system from 1945 that’s already there in the house.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-ritz-residents/31265/4 "2007-06-21T12:34:12Z")
[quote=“Dex,post:3,topic:31265"”]
they should just hook up their intercom system from 1945 that’s already there in the house.
[/quote]
it used to pick up radio stations, now it doesn’t do anything ☹
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### Author:  [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2007, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-ritz-residents/31265/5 "2007-06-21T12:36:44Z")
[quote=“Jam,post:4,topic:31265"”]
it used to pick up radio stations, now it doesn’t do anything ☹
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when I find shit that doesnt work I piss on it, like my ex-gf
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-ritz-residents/31265/6 "2007-06-21T12:37:48Z")
will do, i’ll remember that
wait. this means i have to piss in my room, the kitchen, and the garage.
welp, better lay down some towels
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### Author:  [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2007, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-ritz-residents/31265/7 "2007-06-21T12:44:09Z")
turn your face into a toilet seat, i wanna piss on you yes I ddooooooo
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2007, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-ritz-residents/31265/8 "2007-06-21T13:01:04Z")
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, I don’t even want, none of the above I want to piss on you…
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### Author:  [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2007, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-ritz-residents/31265/9 "2007-06-21T14:49:49Z")
//\ thank you both so much for making the end of my work day go by faster as I sing that song to myself and laugh
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### Author:  [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-ritz-residents/31265/10 "2007-06-21T21:33:38Z")
[quote=“Jam,post:4,topic:31265"”]
it used to pick up radio stations, now it doesn’t do anything ☹
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yea thanks to a certain someone… i thought it wasnt to be called the ritz since shrew and i moved out…?..
hahah
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### Author:  [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-ritz-residents/31265/11 "2007-06-21T21:37:02Z")
I think you should call it the Newman Johnson.