# ATTN: Scumbag Dave from Troy
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [September 24, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038 "2009-09-24T09:20:54Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/21 "2009-09-24T09:59:04Z")
hey nicole, i want to kill you and your family.
/srs
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/22 "2009-09-24T10:00:19Z")
OP is chode suckler
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/23 "2009-09-24T10:02:35Z")
> [@Official 24 Thread - 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-24-thread-2007/22722/120):
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> hey nicole, i want to kill you and your family.
>
> /srs
Oh no! I better go call the cops now and have a watchman put outside my home! Everyone knows anything said on the interwebz is true! :ohnoes
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/24 "2009-09-24T10:03:01Z")
> [@Halo 3 Beta hopefuls: enter here](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halo-3-beta-hopefuls-enter-here/23457/5):
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> Oh no! I better go call the cops now and have a watchman put outside my home! Everyone knows anything said on the interwebz is true! :ohnoes
ok ill kill the cops too i dun give a FACK
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### Author:  [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/25 "2009-09-24T10:03:08Z")
> [@Halo 3 Beta hopefuls: enter here](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halo-3-beta-hopefuls-enter-here/23457/5):
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> Oh no! I better go call the cops now and have a watchman put outside my home! Everyone knows anything said on the interwebz is true! :ohnoes
:+1
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/26 "2009-09-24T10:04:17Z")
> [@Halo 3 Beta hopefuls: enter here](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halo-3-beta-hopefuls-enter-here/23457/6):
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> ok ill kill the cops too i dun give a FACK
Tomorrow’s headline:
“Colonie family brutally murdered in their home by rabid giraffe.”
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### Author:  [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/27 "2009-09-24T10:04:51Z")
Sounds like scumbag Dave has problems gettin his own women so he’s tryin to play mr nice guy. Whata fuckin tool you are Dave…
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/28 "2009-09-24T10:04:56Z")
> [@Best/biggest hdtv for no more than 1k.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-biggest-hdtv-for-no-more-than-1k/23423/33):
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> Tomorrow’s headline:
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> “Colonie family brutally murdered in their home by rabid giraffe.”
ITS NOT RABIES ITS A SALIVIA OVERPRODUCTION DISORDER YOU ASSHOLE!!!
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/29 "2009-09-24T10:05:42Z")
Do you have a lying disorder too?
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/30 "2009-09-24T10:06:17Z")
> [@Its about damn time...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-about-damn-time/23301/73):
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> Sounds like scumbag Dave has problems gettin his own women so he’s tryin to play mr nice guy. Whata fuckin tool you are Dave…
Like I told KevMURRDAWG - play Mr. Sensitive and it gets them every time. Fucking idiots.
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/31 "2009-09-24T10:06:24Z")
> [@Was he racing or not?Silverado\>740il](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-he-racing-or-not-silverado-740il/23370/32):
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> ITS NOT RABIES ITS A SALIVIA OVERPRODUCTION DISORDER YOU ASSHOLE!!!
apparently i have to spread around some reps b4 i give them to u again. this made me lolerbate
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/32 "2009-09-24T10:06:55Z")
+rep to Kramer on behalf of E for his good sense of humor.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/33 "2009-09-24T10:08:30Z")
> [@Its about damn time...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-about-damn-time/23301/74):
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> +rep to Kramer on behalf of E for his good sense of humor.
lol i dont give a fuck whether im getting made fun of or somebody else if its funny its funny regardless /story :lol
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/34 "2009-09-24T10:09:52Z")
Damn right I’m funny.
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/35 "2009-09-24T10:11:14Z")
this filthy cum catcher wont say shit in this thread.
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/36 "2009-09-24T10:12:05Z")
No he’ll run and cry to her tonight like always.
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### Author:  [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/37 "2009-09-24T10:14:59Z")
No go, see item #4. :lol
> Prohibited Items
> You are prohibited from tendering the following items for shipment, and they will not be accepted:
>
> ```
> 1. Cash, currency, collectible stamps and coins.
> 2. Live animals, except as provided in the Live Animals and Ornamental Marine Life (Including Live Fish) section. (Edible seafood, such as live lobsters, crabs or other types of fish and shellfish for human consumption, is acceptable, provided the shipper is in compliance with all local, state and federal laws.)
> 3. Animal carcasses. (Animal heads and other parts for taxidermy may be accepted but must be properly packaged. This restriction does not apply to properly packaged meat or poultry products intended for human consumption.)
> 4. Human corpses, human body parts, human embryos, or cremated or disinterred human remains.
> 5. Shipments that require us to obtain a local, state or federal license for their transportation.
> 6. Shipments that may cause damage or delay to equipment, personnel or other shipments.
> 7. Lottery tickets and gambling devices where prohibited by law.
> 8. Hazardous waste, including, but not limited to, used hypodermic needles or syringes, or other medical waste.
> 9. Packages that are wet, leaking or emit an odor of any kind.
> 10. Live insects.
> 11. Shipments or commodities that are prohibited by applicable local, state or federal law.
> 12. Waste or garbage for disposal.
>
> ```
[http://fedex.com/us/services/terms/](http://fedex.com/us/services/terms/)
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/38 "2009-09-24T10:15:06Z")
> [@Its about damn time...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-about-damn-time/23301/75):
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> this filthy cum catcher wont say shit in this thread.
Do you know who he is on here atleast?
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/39 "2009-09-24T10:16:06Z")
Probably some troll with a lying disorder. :shifty
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-scumbag-dave-from-troy/247038/40 "2009-09-24T10:16:45Z")
That’s what I’m thinking, because I don’t know of any Dave’s on here other than big red and “Dave” with the tC
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