# Attn: Shift 518
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [July 5, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226 "2009-07-05T10:33:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/21 "2009-07-05T17:57:31Z")
> [@FS or possible trade: Verizon xv6700 PDA phone](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-or-possible-trade-verizon-xv6700-pda-phone/20158/3):
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> It probably looked alright because it’s the first ass you’ve ever seen in real life :rofl
I rest my case.
:rofl
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/22 "2009-07-05T18:04:36Z")
> [@FS or possible trade: Verizon xv6700 PDA phone](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-or-possible-trade-verizon-xv6700-pda-phone/20158/3):
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> It probably looked alright because it’s the first ass you’ve ever seen in real life :rofl
> [@Xbox 360 $100 rebates](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-360-100-rebates/20134/9):
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> I rest my case.
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> :rofl
i wish i could be as cool as you guys :thumbup
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/23 "2009-07-05T18:05:03Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/20165/12):
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> i wish i could be as cool as you guys :thumbup
:number1
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/24 "2009-07-05T18:06:37Z")
:bowdown:bowdown:bowdown 
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/25 "2009-07-05T18:34:39Z")
Wait, is Kramer also a member of the (un)official Shift518 “it feels like a bag of sand” club?
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/26 "2009-07-05T18:36:11Z")
i guess you could say that :lol
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/27 "2009-07-05T18:37:40Z")
OMG
Next party, my dick is your dick. I’m gettin’ you laid.
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/28 "2009-07-05T18:37:46Z")
> [@Chris07SS"](#):
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> Wait, is Kramer also a member of the (un)official Shift518 “it feels like a bag of sand” club?
:rofl wat
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/29 "2009-07-05T18:39:33Z")
> [@Chris07SS"](#):
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> OMG
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> Next party, my dick is your dick. I’m gettin’ you laid.
works for me :lmao
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/30 "2009-07-05T18:40:20Z")
> [@Chris07SS"](#):
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> OMG
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> Next party, my dick is your dick. I’m gettin’ you laid.
If you dont miss the poon by stumbling around and leaving early drunk :lol
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/31 "2009-07-05T18:41:31Z")
adam, after you left lance was still drinking til 8 or 9 AM :lmao
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/32 "2009-07-05T18:41:35Z")
> [@Turn your 4th Gen Camaro into a 69 Camaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turn-your-4th-gen-camaro-into-a-69-camaro/20065/19):
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> If you dont miss the poon by stumbling around and leaving early drunk :lol
I am so furious that I missed it. I didn’t even know wtf was going on after 1am :rofl
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/33 "2009-07-05T18:42:36Z")
i dont know if i feel like typing out the story of how much joe jiggs is an asshole right now
oh got it
kramerbuccs24: (1:15:23 PM)did you hear what jiggs did to us???
Dizler628: (1:15:29 PM)no?
kramerbuccs24: (1:15:43 PM)me, b-ri, lance, murrdog and jiggs
kramerbuccs24: (1:15:46 PM)were hungry
kramerbuccs24: (1:16:28 PM)so we went to mcdonalds
kramerbuccs24: (1:16:30 PM)the lot
kramerbuccs24: (1:16:44 PM)so we’re all pretty drunk except jiggs of course
kramerbuccs24: (1:16:54 PM)so he’s driving all of us in the t-byrd
kramerbuccs24: (1:17:10 PM)and as we’re in the parking lot eating he gets a text from his dad to tell him to come home now
kramerbuccs24: (1:17:31 PM)so we told him that there were plenty of people back at the party who would drive him home no problem
kramerbuccs24: (1:17:36 PM)but he decided to fuck us over
kramerbuccs24: (1:17:42 PM)and drive to his house
kramerbuccs24: (1:17:48 PM)and leave all of us
kramerbuccs24: (1:17:55 PM)stranded, pretty much
kramerbuccs24: (1:18:01 PM)AND
kramerbuccs24: (1:18:10 PM)as we were pulling into jigg’s road
kramerbuccs24: (1:18:28 PM)there was a state trooper who had pulled somebody over literally 100ft from joe’s driveway
kramerbuccs24: (1:18:50 PM)so i told joe to keep driving and drop himself off around the corner just away from the cop so it wasnt sketchy as hell
kramerbuccs24: (1:19:21 PM)and he started FLIPPING OUT screaming at everyone in the car “I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING COP THIS IS MY HOUSE AND MY DAD SAID HE WANTS ME HOME NOW!!!”
kramerbuccs24: (1:19:45 PM)and he’s driving like 2mph on the left side of the rd swerving all over the place for liek 1/4 mile RIGHT in front of the cop
kramerbuccs24: (1:19:55 PM)so we pretty much made him drive around the corner
kramerbuccs24: (1:20:04 PM)and kicked him out of the car
kramerbuccs24: (1:20:08 PM)told him he was an assfuck
kramerbuccs24: (1:20:23 PM)and i had to drive allllllllll the way back to seans caus i was the least drunk out of everybody
kramerbuccs24: (1:20:25 PM):FACEPALM
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/34 "2009-07-05T18:43:11Z")
What happened? Type it on out there young fella, this forum FEEDS off drama.
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/35 "2009-07-05T18:43:17Z")
> [@Remote starter.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remote-starter/20218/2):
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> adam, after you left lance was still drinking til 8 or 9 AM :lmao
:wow
I was done at about 6am man, wayy too tired!!
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/36 "2009-07-05T18:44:35Z")
typed it out up there :lol
BULLSHIT story :facepalm
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/37 "2009-07-05T18:45:25Z")
> [@FS: Brand New 255HP Walbro, 190 Walbro, GE Vacuum Manifold, MSD Pills 8100-8900 rpm](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-brand-new-255hp-walbro-190-walbro-ge-vacuum-manifold-msd-pills-8100-8900-rpm/19492/14):
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> :wow
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> I was done at about 6am man, wayy too tired!!
You’re fun to get hammered with… I enjoyed said antics from what I recall :rofl
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/38 "2009-07-05T18:46:17Z")
there were many real life neg reps and real life facepalms thrown around
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/39 "2009-07-05T18:46:32Z")
Well it’s your assclowns’ fault for making an unlicensed driver drive you guys around
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/40 "2009-07-05T18:47:59Z")
> [@MAIN SCREEN TURN ON](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/main-screen-turn-on/20219/3):
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> Well it’s your assclowns’ fault for making an unlicensed driver drive you guys around
OMG POST DETAILS NAOWW
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