# Attn: Shift 518
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [July 5, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226 "2009-07-05T10:33:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/41 "2009-07-05T18:48:26Z")
> [@MAIN SCREEN TURN ON](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/main-screen-turn-on/20219/3):
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> Well it’s your assclowns’ fault for making an unlicensed driver drive you guys around
thanks for your input i really appreciate it 18 hours after the event happened
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/42 "2009-07-05T18:49:29Z")
> [@NYSpeed will love this v.cubancrisis \*\*\*PICS\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-will-love-this-v-cubancrisis-pics/10754/314):
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> OMG POST DETAILS NAOWW
> [@GB: Rota Wheels v2](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gb-rota-wheels-v2/17616/78):
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> i dont know if i feel like typing out the story of how much joe jiggs is an asshole right now
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> oh got it
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> kramerbuccs24: (1:15:23 PM)did you hear what jiggs did to us???
> Dizler628: (1:15:29 PM)no?
> kramerbuccs24: (1:15:43 PM)me, b-ri, lance, murrdog and jiggs
> kramerbuccs24: (1:15:46 PM)were hungry
> kramerbuccs24: (1:16:28 PM)so we went to mcdonalds
> kramerbuccs24: (1:16:30 PM)the lot
> kramerbuccs24: (1:16:44 PM)so we’re all pretty drunk except jiggs of course
> kramerbuccs24: (1:16:54 PM)so he’s driving all of us in the t-byrd
> kramerbuccs24: (1:17:10 PM)and as we’re in the parking lot eating he gets a text from his dad to tell him to come home now
> kramerbuccs24: (1:17:31 PM)so we told him that there were plenty of people back at the party who would drive him home no problem
> kramerbuccs24: (1:17:36 PM)but he decided to fuck us over
> kramerbuccs24: (1:17:42 PM)and drive to his house
> kramerbuccs24: (1:17:48 PM)and leave all of us
> kramerbuccs24: (1:17:55 PM)stranded, pretty much
> kramerbuccs24: (1:18:01 PM)AND
> kramerbuccs24: (1:18:10 PM)as we were pulling into jigg’s road
> kramerbuccs24: (1:18:28 PM)there was a state trooper who had pulled somebody over literally 100ft from joe’s driveway
> kramerbuccs24: (1:18:50 PM)so i told joe to keep driving and drop himself off around the corner just away from the cop so it wasnt sketchy as hell
> kramerbuccs24: (1:19:21 PM)and he started FLIPPING OUT screaming at everyone in the car “I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING COP THIS IS MY HOUSE AND MY DAD SAID HE WANTS ME HOME NOW!!!”
> kramerbuccs24: (1:19:45 PM)and he’s driving like 2mph on the left side of the rd swerving all over the place for liek 1/4 mile RIGHT in front of the cop
> kramerbuccs24: (1:19:55 PM)so we pretty much made him drive around the corner
> kramerbuccs24: (1:20:04 PM)and kicked him out of the car
> kramerbuccs24: (1:20:08 PM)told him he was an assfuck
> kramerbuccs24: (1:20:23 PM)and i had to drive allllllllll the way back to seans caus i was the least drunk out of everybody
> kramerbuccs24: (1:20:25 PM):FACEPALM
its right here LEO
and yes, joe jiggs, one of the smartest people i’ve ever met when it comes to cars… does not have his license :lol
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### Author:  [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/43 "2009-07-05T18:50:39Z")
damn, shooda went. last time i got absolutley trashed was at nicks new years party
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/44 "2009-07-05T18:50:52Z")
How does somebody old enough to drive and out of high school not have a license? I know that was the most important thing to me back when I was 16/17.
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/45 "2009-07-05T18:50:52Z")
This is why I always drive my own car to parties or anywhere else because I never have to deal with that nonsense
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/46 "2009-07-05T18:51:06Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/1354):
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> damn, shooda went. last time i got absolutley trashed was at nicks new years party
Oh I heard about that :rofl
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/47 "2009-07-05T18:53:08Z")
> [@FS: 1998 Chevy S-10 Pickup - Standard cab](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1998-chevy-s-10-pickup-standard-cab/19622/21):
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> How does somebody old enough to drive and out of high school not have a license? I know that was the most important thing to me back when I was 16/17.
let alone someone who is single-handedly building his father’s 454 chevelle and has done probably 50+ hours worth of work in mine, dkid’s, caz’s, xreaction112’s, rami’s, and our other friends cars.
and he takes apart the motor in his father’s 993 for no reason :lol
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/48 "2009-07-05T18:53:09Z")
> [@My First Condom](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/17):
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> This is why I always drive my own car to parties or anywhere else because I never have to deal with that nonsense
as much as I hate always being the dd I really would rather drive most of the time too.
This weekend I just walked everywhere drunk though. Gatorade and Old Crow and Miller High Life ftw.
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/49 "2009-07-05T18:53:11Z")
> [@FS: 1998 Chevy S-10 Pickup - Standard cab](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1998-chevy-s-10-pickup-standard-cab/19622/21):
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> How does somebody old enough to drive and out of high school not have a license? I know that was the most important thing to me back when I was 16/17.
how are you like 55 and still live with mommy and daddy
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/50 "2009-07-05T18:53:40Z")
> [@sti\>911 carrera](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sti-911-carrera/20212/10):
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> let alone someone who is single-handedly building his father’s 454 chevelle and has done probably 50+ hours worth of work in mine, dkid’s, caz’s, xreaction112’s, rami’s, and our other friends cars.
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> and he takes apart the motor in his father’s 993 for no reason :lol
so why doesnt he get a license?
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/51 "2009-07-05T18:54:17Z")
> [@NYSpeed will love this v.cubancrisis \*\*\*PICS\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-will-love-this-v-cubancrisis-pics/10754/318):
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> how are you like 55 and still live with mommy and daddy
Im 27 and have alot of bills.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/52 "2009-07-05T18:54:54Z")
no idea. he’s already taken the 5hr and would pass his road test flawlessy with maybe a little work on parallel parking. he always avoids the topic in conversation :lol
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/53 "2009-07-05T18:56:02Z")
> [@NYSpeed will love this v.cubancrisis \*\*\*PICS\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-will-love-this-v-cubancrisis-pics/10754/323):
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> no idea. he’s already taken the 5hr and would pass his road test flawlessy with maybe a little work on parallel parking. he always avoids the topic in conversation :lol
Im guessing he’s going away for college and not commuting then?
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/54 "2009-07-05T18:56:07Z")
How old is he? PJB is 27 maybe they can hook up
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/55 "2009-07-05T18:56:32Z")
17, turning 18 in a few months i think
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/56 "2009-07-05T18:57:33Z")
Oh. Then yeah, thats not a big deal to not have a license…
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/57 "2009-07-05T18:59:09Z")
> [@NYSpeed will love this v.cubancrisis \*\*\*PICS\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-will-love-this-v-cubancrisis-pics/10754/328):
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> How old is he? PJB is 27 maybe they can hook up
except Im not a gay child molester
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### Author:  [@mk1mr2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mk1mr2)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/58 "2009-07-05T21:04:07Z")
yet kramer u have yet to prove ur not a homo
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/59 "2009-07-05T21:07:41Z")
> [@My First Condom](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/18):
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> as much as I hate always being the dd I really would rather drive most of the time too.
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> This weekend I just walked everywhere drunk though. Gatorade and Old Crow and Miller High Life ftw.
Word. I don’t drink, and one of the reasons is, I like driving places and being able to come and go as I please. Getting rides FTL.
> [@NYSpeed will love this v.cubancrisis \*\*\*PICS\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-will-love-this-v-cubancrisis-pics/10754/327):
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> Im guessing he’s going away for college and not commuting then?
He isn’t going to college.
> [@Candy Corn Vs. Candy Canes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/6):
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> yet kramer u have yet to prove ur not a homo
In for the kill!
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### Author:  [@JiM\_P\_2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JiM_P_2001)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/60 "2009-07-05T21:09:47Z")
I think I drank a million beers this weekend… Seriously.
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