# Attn: Shift 518

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 5, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226 "2009-07-05T10:33:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/42 "2009-07-05T18:49:29Z")

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> [@NYSpeed will love this v.cubancrisis \*\*\*PICS\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-will-love-this-v-cubancrisis-pics/10754/314):
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> OMG POST DETAILS NAOWW

> [@GB: Rota Wheels v2](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gb-rota-wheels-v2/17616/78):
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> i dont know if i feel like typing out the story of how much joe jiggs is an asshole right now
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> oh got it
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> kramerbuccs24: (1:15:23 PM)did you hear what jiggs did to us???  
> Dizler628: (1:15:29 PM)no?  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:15:43 PM)me, b-ri, lance, murrdog and jiggs  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:15:46 PM)were hungry  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:16:28 PM)so we went to mcdonalds  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:16:30 PM)the lot  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:16:44 PM)so we’re all pretty drunk except jiggs of course  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:16:54 PM)so he’s driving all of us in the t-byrd  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:17:10 PM)and as we’re in the parking lot eating he gets a text from his dad to tell him to come home now  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:17:31 PM)so we told him that there were plenty of people back at the party who would drive him home no problem  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:17:36 PM)but he decided to fuck us over  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:17:42 PM)and drive to his house  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:17:48 PM)and leave all of us  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:17:55 PM)stranded, pretty much  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:18:01 PM)AND  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:18:10 PM)as we were pulling into jigg’s road  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:18:28 PM)there was a state trooper who had pulled somebody over literally 100ft from joe’s driveway  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:18:50 PM)so i told joe to keep driving and drop himself off around the corner just away from the cop so it wasnt sketchy as hell  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:19:21 PM)and he started FLIPPING OUT screaming at everyone in the car “I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING COP THIS IS MY HOUSE AND MY DAD SAID HE WANTS ME HOME NOW!!!”  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:19:45 PM)and he’s driving like 2mph on the left side of the rd swerving all over the place for liek 1/4 mile RIGHT in front of the cop  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:19:55 PM)so we pretty much made him drive around the corner  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:20:04 PM)and kicked him out of the car  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:20:08 PM)told him he was an assfuck  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:20:23 PM)and i had to drive allllllllll the way back to seans caus i was the least drunk out of everybody  
> kramerbuccs24: (1:20:25 PM):FACEPALM

its right here LEO

and yes, joe jiggs, one of the smartest people i’ve ever met when it comes to cars… does not have his license :lol

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