# Attn: Shift 518

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [July 5, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226 "2009-07-05T10:33:51Z")
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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226/48 "2009-07-05T18:53:09Z")

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> [@My First Condom](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/17):
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> This is why I always drive my own car to parties or anywhere else because I never have to deal with that nonsense

as much as I hate always being the dd I really would rather drive most of the time too.

This weekend I just walked everywhere drunk though. Gatorade and Old Crow and Miller High Life ftw.

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