# ATTN: Stoners **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 30, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056 "2009-04-30T10:40:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JCE814](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7cd45c/32.png) [@JCE814](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCE814)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/1 "2009-04-30T10:40:35Z")
I recently quit smoking pot (about five days ago). I suspect I will be drug tested for a new job in about two weeks. I exercise regularly and I am slim with a very fast metabolism. Will I be clean by then? ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/2 "2009-04-30T10:43:04Z")
really ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/3 "2009-04-30T10:43:24Z")
There are a lot of factors. How much did you smoke, how often. Do you eat healthy? ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/4 "2009-04-30T10:45:04Z")
Borderline. Do this to play it safe [http://www.drug-test-facts.com/dilution-tips/&ei=eeP5Sf-6IJX2MeL3lLEE&usg=AFQjCNF4LhNc1wCc3CyKX6S3tkmC\_4egLw](http://www.drug-test-facts.com/dilution-tips/&ei=eeP5Sf-6IJX2MeL3lLEE&usg=AFQjCNF4LhNc1wCc3CyKX6S3tkmC_4egLw) ---
**Author:** ![slow84ta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slow84ta/32/7265_2.png) [@slow84ta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slow84ta)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/5 "2009-04-30T10:46:50Z")
Congratz on quiting :tup: I think you’ll be fine ---
**Author:** ![JCE814](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7cd45c/32.png) [@JCE814](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCE814)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/6 "2009-04-30T10:47:53Z")
> [@tpgsr](#): > > There are a lot of factors. > > How much did you smoke, how often. Do you eat healthy? I would say moderate, a bowl or two 4 days a week. And yes I eat healthy. ---
**Author:** ![JCE814](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7cd45c/32.png) [@JCE814](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCE814)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/7 "2009-04-30T10:49:12Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > really Yeah, really. I needed a new job, and it was time to grow up. So I quit, and applied. And the application process went quicker than i thought. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/8 "2009-04-30T10:50:05Z")
Make sure you reverse course 3 or so days before the test, stop exercising and eat more than usual. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/9 "2009-04-30T10:50:26Z")
if you fail I will not feel bad at all … ---
**Author:** ![JCE814](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7cd45c/32.png) [@JCE814](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCE814)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/10 "2009-04-30T10:51:30Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > if you fail I will not feel bad at all … The title was ATTN: stoners, not ATTN: assholes. ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/11 "2009-04-30T10:51:34Z")
just use fake piss, works every time ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/12 "2009-04-30T10:55:56Z")
> [@JCE814](#): > > The title was ATTN: stoners, not ATTN: assholes. ahahahaha oh justa4door u got STowned ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/13 "2009-04-30T10:56:07Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > if you fail I will not feel bad at all … Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/14 "2009-04-30T10:56:45Z")
> [@MicaH](#): > > ahahahaha oh justa4door u got STowned oh micah:mamoru: ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/15 "2009-04-30T10:58:52Z")
> [@JCE814](#): > > The title was ATTN: stoners, not ATTN: assholes. LOL 👏 ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/16 "2009-04-30T10:59:42Z")
no one …Im in a good mood today… where is JEG ---
**Author:** ![JCE814](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7cd45c/32.png) [@JCE814](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCE814)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/17 "2009-04-30T11:00:33Z")
Anybody who gave me a pointer, thanks. And Justa4door, suck a dick. ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/18 "2009-04-30T11:00:38Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > no one …Im in a good mood today… > > where is JEG soooooooo ur saying u had Cheerios ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/19 "2009-04-30T11:01:14Z")
w/pee in em? ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/20 "2009-04-30T11:02:56Z")
> [@JCE814](#): > > The title was ATTN: stoners, not ATTN: assholes. > [@MicaH](#): > > ahahahaha oh justa4door u got STowned Both made me lol [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056.md?page=2)