# ATTN: Stoners

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 30, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056 "2009-04-30T10:40:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/121 "2009-04-30T12:30:10Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> hair testing just means you miss out on hiring a lot of qualified people. The fact that they stopped for 45 days means they obviously don’t have a problem and have priorities…

Meh, the job market is so competitive now a days, why not weed out (no pun intended) the people who used to make “illegal,” decisions with the knowledge you could still get a comparable person who never made those decisions in the past.

I guess the only issue I have with hair testing was if the user had done it in a country where it was legal…

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/122 "2009-04-30T12:30:29Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

ALL OF THE PICS?

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/123 "2009-04-30T12:31:09Z")

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I ACCIDENTALLY THEM. IS THIS DANGEROUS?

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/124 "2009-04-30T12:32:20Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> I ACCIDENTALLY THEM. IS THIS DANGEROUS?

HOW DO I THEM BACK?

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/125 "2009-04-30T12:33:43Z")

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GO TO THE MENU WHERE YOU THEM AND SELECT THE BUTTON TO UN-THEM.

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/126 "2009-04-30T12:46:22Z")

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OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE IM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

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**Author:** ![JCE814](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7cd45c/32.png) [@JCE814](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCE814)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/127 "2009-04-30T12:50:56Z")

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> [@ShiftDead](#):
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> To the original poster:
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> The only way to determine whether or not your system will be clean depends greatly on the consistency of your smoking. The time maxes out at around 45 days. One session for someone with a clean system takes about 3-4 days to be clean. Smoke 2 days later and then you have to wait about a week, and so on. The time it will take roughly doubles every time you smoke until it maxes at about 45 days to be clean. So if you are maxed out and you wait about 2 weeks and then smoke again, you’re basically back to 45 days+. From the sounds of it, you’re pretty much SOL, but like I said before. It all depends on how often and how much. Hopefully this helps you.
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> Also on a side note. For people who frequent the drug; flush kits are not really an option depending on your weight. If you are a frequent user and weigh upwards of 250-300lbs you are pretty much fucked. BUT if you are a healthier person with low body fat (which is where THC metabolites are stored) then you can try using this product. [http://www.beatatest.com/store/product\_info.php?products\_id=8](http://www.beatatest.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=8)
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> -Nick

I used MAYBE 4-5 days a week, and only once on those days. About a joints worth. I am a slim build and I work out. I will be tested in as little as two weeks to as many as 8 weeks. Not quite sure, but regardless I’m kicking the habit.

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/128 "2009-04-30T12:53:29Z")

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I am pretty upset that I did work all afternoon. I feel great that I am all caught up, but sad that I missed all the fun.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/129 "2009-04-30T12:59:42Z")

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But will you be ok to drive to the interview? :io:

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/130 "2009-04-30T13:01:11Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> I am pretty upset that I did work all afternoon. I feel great that I am all caught up, but sad that I missed all the fun.

you should know better.

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/131 "2009-04-30T13:26:17Z")

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Shave off every hair on your body and drink a ton of exlax and water.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/132 "2009-04-30T13:30:35Z")

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Shaving off all of your hair is grounds for not hiring you.

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/133 "2009-04-30T13:30:42Z")

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Another question to someone who ACTUALLY KNOWS.

My friend smoked Monday night, since then, he hasn’t smoked in months,maybe a year.  
Took maybe 5 hits… He’s healthy,and low body fat.  
He also purchased a Detox…

Should he be good for a urine test tomorrow?

When is the best time to take the detox? 2 hours before the test? Also, should he pee a few times before the test or hold it until the test?

Help him out!

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/134 "2009-04-30T13:32:39Z")

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[http://www.ddetox.com/product\_1939.html](http://www.ddetox.com/product_1939.html)

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/135 "2009-04-30T13:35:49Z")

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> [@Gus](#):
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> [http://www.ddetox.com/product\_1939.html](http://www.ddetox.com/product_1939.html)

drug test is TOMORROW afternoon.

he already picked up a detox…should that do the trick?

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/136 "2009-04-30T13:41:55Z")

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take it 2 hours before, pee like twice before the test. Make sure its not first thing in the morning cause thats when the most toxins come out. He should be good.

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/137 "2009-04-30T13:49:04Z")

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> [@sedlmeier101](#):
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> drug test is TOMORROW afternoon.
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> he already picked up a detox…should that do the trick?

I’ve heard good and bad things about the drinks. Never had to use one before, but I’m guessing if he follows the sure-thing instructions, I don’t see why not… I don’t think they’d really have a market for it, if it never worked.

Depending on the seriousness of the job, they might be able to pick things out like a detox. Probably will be just fine, but then again… He really doesn’t have a choice now, does he?

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/138 "2009-04-30T13:52:07Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> take it 2 hours before, pee like twice before the test. Make sure its not first thing in the morning cause thats when the most toxins come out. He should be good.

sounds good, he’s gonna go work out hard tonight and sit in the sauna for quite a while…

damn kids and their stupid decisions/

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/139 "2009-04-30T13:54:41Z")

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> [@Gus](#):
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> I’ve heard good and bad things about the drinks. Never had to use one before, but I’m guessing if he follows the sure-thing instructions, I don’t see why not… I don’t think they’d really have a market for it, if it never worked.
> 
> Depending on the seriousness of the job, they might be able to pick things out like a detox. Probably will be just fine, but then again… He really doesn’t have a choice now, does he?

Job can’t be too serious if he was willing to jeopardize his chances by smoking weed 3 days before testing.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stoners/67056/140 "2009-04-30T13:58:18Z")

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Tell him NOT to work out hard tonight. It’s too late. If he works out now, it will make his metabolism go faster and pump out more toxins tomorrow morning. He wants to sit on his ass and eat a bunch of food tonight. Sauna is good.

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