# Attn: Stuck Up B!tches **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 21, 2010, 12:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461 "2010-01-21T00:17:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/21 "2010-01-21T08:18:45Z")
> [@Freek](#): > > There are shot vultures the male form of this. They watch for any group of people they kind of know to do shots and run and jump in the back of the group. Then the number of shots comes up short every time. I’ve got a photographic rolodex of these and many other kinds of people in my head. Prob double posting but… I, and many known friends, have pulled this move off before. I prey on the especially douchey group of bros. ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/22 "2010-01-21T08:20:47Z")
I have girl friends I go out with that get me drinks all night by suckering other guys lol. They literally go out with maybe 10 to 20 bucks with them and get wasted. > [@OfficerK](#): > > He didn’t want to roofie himself… I know, I then would have had to take advantage of myself. ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/23 "2010-01-21T08:24:15Z")
> [@layzie](#): > > Girls are becoming tricky now, like saying “lets get a shot together” etc etc. ohhhh i have had that one pulled on me once, i was at the bar getting myself a drink she leans over and asks me if i want one so i said sure. then she stares at me to put the money down, being the nice guy i am i payed it and told her to fuck off. never bought another random girl a drink again ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/24 "2010-01-21T08:28:16Z")
I need to get back to my college model of a good pregame to get me hammered before going out so all I need at the bar is a drink to hold. ---
**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/25 "2010-01-21T08:47:36Z")
> [@layzie](#): > > I have girl friends I go out with that get me drinks all night by suckering other guys lol. They literally go out with maybe 10 to 20 bucks with them and get wasted. Ha! I used to do this with my ex and his friends all the time (years and years ago). I’d go up to groups of guys, flirt a little, eventually they’d offer to buy me and my “friends” drinks, assuming I was there with a group of girls, and I’d return to my boyfriend and his friends with beer for all. Many free drunken nights using this tactic. I stopped allowing guys to buy me drinks when one such incident at a bar resulted in the guy handing me a drink and then leaning over and whispering in me ear, “_So tell me. Honestly. You’re like 15, right?_” Creepy. ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/26 "2010-01-21T08:48:30Z")
most of my friends spend tons of money on female bar patrons every weekend… they keep saying " eehhh ill nail er’ next weekend, she had somethin to do after the club that night" fucking idiots. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/27 "2010-01-21T09:00:34Z")
This thread is a good save to the true story thread. It makes me happy to be married: Girls see rings, so I’m not preyed upon. Guys don’t see rings, so I also don’t have to buy my wife drinks. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/28 "2010-01-21T09:24:29Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > This thread is a good save to the true story thread. It makes me happy to be married: > > Girls see rings, so I’m not preyed upon. > Guys don’t see rings, so I also don’t have to buy my wife drinks. > > :tup: Is that a promise ring??? ok I gotta go. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/29 "2010-01-21T09:33:40Z")
Fry I’m never buying you a drink again! You never showed me the ring! ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/30 "2010-01-21T09:45:15Z")
My girlfriend admits to never buying alcohol when in college. Worse than buying drinks for a girl all night, is when hot chick bartenders flirt with drunk patrons to get them to spend more money and tip more. A buddy of mine got burned badly by this one night. She walked away with a fat wallet. He walked away away high and dry. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/31 "2010-01-21T09:47:52Z")
I’m usually quick to tell a cute girl that I won’t buy her a drink but if she’d like conversation still I’ll be over _there_ ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/32 "2010-01-21T09:48:58Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > I got burned once…It was the last time. > > I was a PJ BOTTOMS. It was 2 for 1 well drinks. I told her to order some drinks. This cunt fucking orders red bull and vodka. $11 fucking dollars they cost, when it should have been $3. That is fucked up. > [@Joe](#): > > I would have cunt punted her. > > The most gentlemanly thing I did at PJ’s was pay for a chick’s $7 all you can drink cup on Saturdays. She drinks for free, plus she’s obligated to get me drinks all night and I end up saving tons. Well worth it. Well, so here is the rest of the story. She was HOT. One of my friends(a girl) told me she was into me. So the night was a shoe-in, danced for a bit, figured if I buy a few drinks and keep other dudes away I was getting laid. Too bad she ended up passed out in the outside area of the bar MAYBE 10 minutes after those redbull n vodkas. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/33 "2010-01-21T10:08:19Z")
> [@OfficerK](#): > > Is that a promise ring??? > > ok I gotta go. lol, i was the one that pointed that little guy out ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/34 "2010-01-21T10:10:28Z")
> [@OfficerK](#): > > Is that a promise ring??? > > ok I gotta go. WILL YOU TAKE ME TO MCDONALDSSSSSSSSSSSSS ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/35 "2010-01-21T10:11:33Z")
I WANT A DOUUUUUBBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEE CCCCCCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSEEEEEEEBBBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/36 "2010-01-21T10:15:09Z")
I. hate. you. all. FML. 🖕 ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/37 "2010-01-21T10:15:47Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > Fry I’m never buying you a drink again! You never showed me the ring! lol I’m not blowing you for an oatmeal cookie shot. Make it Jack and we’ll talk. :uhh: ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/38 "2010-01-21T10:18:42Z")
my oatmeal cookie shot thing went off. Speaking of PJ bottoms… :io: ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/39 "2010-01-21T10:20:41Z")
what the FUCK is an oatmeal cookie shot? actually, I dont want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461/40 "2010-01-21T10:23:37Z")
It’s like ookie cookie meets two girls one cup in a shot glass. :tup: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-stuck-up-b-tches/78461.md?page=3)