# \*\*ATTN: VLAD!! URGENT\*\*

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 30, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228 "2009-09-30T21:49:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/21 "2009-10-01T05:53:42Z")

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If you go to nightmoves you’ll get a free birthday blow job

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/22 "2009-10-01T06:04:52Z")

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Haha…happy birthday.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/23 "2009-10-01T06:11:27Z")

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> [@1/28/07 Meet....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-28-07-meet/23726/30):
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> If you go to nightmoves your get a free birthday blow job

I call BS

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/24 "2009-10-01T06:13:42Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/23752/31):
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> I call BS

Its true, I went there one time with a girl when it was my birthday and she gave some other guy a blow job. It was awesome!

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/25 "2009-10-01T06:18:41Z")

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^LUL

Happy birthday veelad!

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/26 "2009-10-01T07:00:44Z")

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Vlad, you know where I stand on this subject of celebration.

Happy birthday, Bro Montana.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/27 "2009-10-01T07:04:25Z")

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> [@Sabres games streaming anywhere?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sabres-games-streaming-anywhere/23170/63):
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> Its true, I went there one time with a girl when it was my birthday and she gave some other guy a blow job. It was awesome!

Uhhh wtf?

If this is true i am sorry… and I am skilled in the arts of killing said sluts

PM me info

🤣rofl

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**Author:** ![CustomLowz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/customlowz/32/6279_2.png) [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/28 "2009-10-01T07:06:58Z")

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Happy Birthday Rooskie!

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**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/29 "2009-10-01T07:27:31Z")

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Happy Birthday man!

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**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/30 "2009-10-01T07:29:25Z")

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> [@1/28/07 Meet....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-28-07-meet/23726/30):
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> If you go to nightmoves you’ll get a free birthday blow job

…and free STD. 🤣rofl

Happy Birthday man!

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/31 "2009-10-01T07:33:27Z")

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Happy Birthday ya old bag!

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/32 "2009-10-01T07:49:13Z")

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in soviet russia birthday has you

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/33 "2009-10-01T08:40:51Z")

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Happy birthday

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/34 "2009-10-01T10:40:03Z")

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> [@I have mice](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-mice/23830/5):
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> Eh woke up today expecting to be better, faster, stronger but it turns out to be just another day, where I still out my pants on one leg at a time (trust me don’t try the alternative, not without a camcorder near by at least :lol)
> 
> Thank you all however!
> 
> Edit: Kramer don’t mess with me like that, Im getting too old for titles like that :ahh

I sry ☹

> [@1/28/07 Meet....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-28-07-meet/23726/32):
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> in soviet russia birthday has you

lol’d

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**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/35 "2009-10-01T10:40:43Z")

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Happy bday rooski

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/36 "2009-10-01T10:47:39Z")

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I love how Sully is gunning after the rep points :rofl

SrsBzns - Srsly? I may have to confirm the rumors… For scientific reasons of course :shifty

Rocket - it’s always more fun when there is risk involved, sort of like recreating GTA but in real life.

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/37 "2009-10-01T12:25:28Z")

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Okay there is so much FAIL in this statement… You went with a girl ON YOUR Birthday and she gave some OTHER guy a BJ WTF???

> [@Sabres games streaming anywhere?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sabres-games-streaming-anywhere/23170/63):
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> Its true, I went there one time with a girl when it was my birthday and she gave some other guy a blow job. It was awesome!

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/38 "2009-10-01T12:26:53Z")

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:lol I was just joking

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**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/39 "2009-10-01T14:42:19Z")

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anthony, sarcasm owns you

happy bday vlad!

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-vlad-urgent/247228/40 "2009-10-01T15:54:39Z")

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I guess so.totally didn’t see the sarcasm, unfortunately still don’t:down

> [@anybody go to that buffalo news job fair in cheektowaga yesterday?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-go-to-that-buffalo-news-job-fair-in-cheektowaga-yesterday/23855/15):
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> anthony, sarcasm owns you
> 
> happy bday vlad!

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