# Auto poetry...make your own **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [April 20, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655 "2009-04-20T21:14:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/1 "2009-04-20T21:14:37Z")
I’ll start, one for the most recent garage queen. Oh Skyline, you slut How much to repair your woes I fear that, I do. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/2 "2009-04-20T23:22:11Z")
Look at the STI’s Galore, its a tall white man… pedal to the floor the pink rims make it look faster, in the banks eyes you are a bastard you drive so fast, so fast to out run them, but the bank has computers and they keep track of your fun gem, they dont wish to see you because your unbrushed teeth smell like… pee now your beautiful STI is hitting warp speed, nothing anyone needs faster and faster it goes… it goes right past your car because your car blows oh my god are we going out into space, theirs flames around the car so this must be the case but wait… no its not, your car is afire its about to burn to the ground, right to the tires holy shit you better get out, i hope you have a fire extinguisher, that will stomp the problem out. but wait no fire extinguisher is near, o man that was stupid, a loss of thirty thousand dollars he believes, he fears. Its all good though people are giving him money. so he can go to a casino and life will be sunny. In the end though he will continue to do bad things. in my moms basement, to her teat i cling. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/3 "2009-04-20T23:22:28Z")
yah so thats how i decided to procrastinate ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 4:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/4 "2009-04-21T04:19:40Z")
:rofl 7/10 ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/5 "2009-04-21T06:00:14Z")
The context of “slut” has never made that word more hilarious to me. Poor Skyline. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/6 "2009-04-21T06:05:56Z")
> [@n!cole"](#): > > The context of “slut” has never made that word more hilarious to me. > > Poor Skyline. ☹ 'tis true skylines are sluts! ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/7 "2009-04-21T11:27:04Z")
omg Murrdog killed it!!! HAHAHA! I’ll give it a 8.5/10 ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/8 "2009-04-21T13:12:53Z")
potato potato ls1 brotato ---
**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/9 "2009-04-21T13:32:10Z")
sti you have forsaken me to the gods your engine has gone evo be my angelic wings do haiku’s count? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/10 "2009-04-21T13:33:16Z")
:clap ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/11 "2009-04-21T13:42:00Z")
not about a car, but heres my poem haikus are easy but sometimes they don’t make sense refrigerator ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/12 "2009-04-21T13:42:53Z")
my car used to be square but now… it is not ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/13 "2009-04-21T13:43:57Z")
When you want some CP You know where you need to be That place is Bogies ---
**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/14 "2009-04-21T13:44:53Z")
…OT we go ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/15 "2009-04-21T13:54:24Z")
Dont you get loud ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/16 "2009-04-21T13:56:12Z")
Shift here we go… ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/17 "2009-04-21T14:16:54Z")
Skyline and Porsche, both I do have It’s sunny out, let’s give them a bath I drive the Porsche casually Then it goes and breaks down on me I drive the Skyline like it was made to be Then something happend, WTF TRANNY So both cars are broke, with no ETA in sight Set them on fire, I may, I might. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/18 "2009-04-21T14:20:01Z")
cossey dont do that, just modify the subaru and let that catch fire. its natural. ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/19 "2009-04-21T14:35:19Z")
So when you drive with no insurance You better pray for no occurrence Because if your shit happens to catch fire You will become carless like Sean Myers And this website called Shift 518 A forum im sure you hate Will constantly remind you your dumb For years and years to come ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/20 "2009-04-21T14:37:43Z")
> [@OWNED](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/owned/17255/42): > > So when you drive with no insurance > You better pray for no occurrence > Because if your shit happens to catch fire > You will become carless like Sean Meyers > And this website called Shift 518 > A forum im sure you hate > Will constantly remind you your dumb > For years and years to come :lol +rep [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655.md?page=2)