# Auto poetry...make your own **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [April 20, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655 "2009-04-20T21:14:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/21 "2009-04-21T15:08:12Z")
On a long cold night His car stopped at a light He looked out his window And saw an awful sight Two Honda Civic’s Were beside him now Through their exhuasts Blew thick black clouds As they revved their engine’s They thought they knew They had power to weight He must be through As his car lurched forward And their V-tecs kicked in He smiled to himself Knowing who would win But how can such a car That weighs nearly two tons Beat these two racers As if it were for fun? It could be these racers With their great big wings And neoon underglow Forgot one thing That no matter where they go And no matter what they bring They are out of luck Because stock for stock Honda’s suck cock ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/22 "2009-04-21T16:16:38Z")
i wish i had 2 more hands so i could give those titties 4 thumbs down your poem gets a :down > [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16980/159): > > On a long cold night > His car stopped at a light > He looked out his window > And saw an awful sight > > Two Honda Civic’s > Were beside him now > Through their exhuasts > Blew thick black clouds > > As they revved their engine’s > They thought they knew > They had power to weight > He must be through > > As his car lurched forward > And their V-tecs kicked in > He smiled to himself > Knowing who would win > > But how can such a car > That weighs nearly two tons > Beat these two racers > As if it were for fun? > > It could be these racers > With their great big wings > And neoon underglow > Forgot one thing > > That no matter where they go > And no matter what they bring > They are out of luck > Because stock for stock > Honda’s suck cock ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/23 "2009-04-21T16:42:10Z")
> [@Got A new apt downtown](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-new-apt-downtown/17312/7): > > i wish i had 2 more hands so i could give those titties 4 thumbs down > your poem gets a :down haha ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/24 "2009-04-21T17:09:45Z")
> [@99FRC"](#): > > haha why so much hate on the hondas. you know, they say you become what you hate… ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/25 "2009-04-21T17:10:57Z")
It’s art! You can do or say whatever you want when its art:lol Plus, I don’t think im going to become a Honda anytime soon… ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/26 "2009-04-21T17:44:27Z")
in the shadow of imports i will fear no evo ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/27 "2009-04-21T22:50:35Z")
wow… im really surprised at how many people expressed themselves through poetry on this thread ---
**Author:** ![NVSridez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/54ee81/32.png) [@NVSridez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NVSridez)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/28 "2009-04-22T00:59:12Z")
roses are red travs rims were pink flowers smell good but his breath fuckin stinks. johns mullet grows longer day after day his car is not stronger and we all know he’s gay drews SS isnt fast we know this for sure he’s addicted to nitrous and for that theres no cure and once and for all people bow down to ray they swing from his balls but we all know they’re gay. so good night and fare well my shift518 crew you can all go to hell yes, even you jews. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/29 "2009-04-22T04:31:37Z")
who the fuck are you , nvsrides ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/30 "2009-04-22T04:47:29Z")
> [@fresh windows install but...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fresh-windows-install-but/17278/5): > > in the shadow of imports i will fear no evo haha :rofl Nice John ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 5:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/31 "2009-04-22T05:05:33Z")
> [@Automotive Pet Peeves](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/automotive-pet-peeves/17218/89): > > roses are red > travs rims were pink > flowers smell good > but his breath fuckin stinks. > > johns mullet grows longer > day after day > his car is not stronger > and we all know he’s gay > > drews SS isnt fast > we know this for sure > he’s addicted to nitrous > and for that theres no cure > > and once and for all > people bow down to ray > they swing from his balls > but we all know they’re gay. > > so good night and fare well > my shift518 crew > you can all go to hell > yes, even you jews. This poem is win /thread ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/32 "2009-04-22T06:03:43Z")
NVSridez dont know you but good work ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/33 "2009-04-22T06:09:08Z")
Only 9 posts, but he knows us all so well. I’m suspicious. :shifty ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/34 "2009-04-22T06:14:22Z")
> [@Automotive Pet Peeves](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/automotive-pet-peeves/17218/89): > > roses are red > travs rims were pink > flowers smell good > but his breath fuckin stinks. > > johns mullet grows longer > day after day > his car is not stronger > and we all know he’s gay > > drews SS isnt fast > we know this for sure > he’s addicted to nitrous > and for that theres no cure > > and once and for all > people bow down to ray > they swing from his balls > but we all know they’re gay. > > so good night and fare well > my shift518 crew > you can all go to hell > yes, even you jews. haha ! :clap i like that ---
**Author:** ![NVSridez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/54ee81/32.png) [@NVSridez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NVSridez)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/35 "2009-04-22T12:30:33Z")
you like me… you really like me! ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/36 "2009-04-22T12:45:19Z")
hmmmmm ust be trav ////////we all env travs buick ---
**Author:** ![NVSridez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/54ee81/32.png) [@NVSridez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NVSridez)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/37 "2009-04-22T12:51:18Z")
> [@NYSpeed's Official Photo & Photoshop Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeeds-official-photo-photoshop-thread/17352/12): > > hmmmmm ust be trav ////////we all env travs buick get back to work you big ogre ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/38 "2009-04-22T13:00:03Z")
> [@Uht oh, teh new KITT for the knight rider movie is an import](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uht-oh-teh-new-kitt-for-the-knight-rider-movie-is-an-import/17326/14): > > who the fuck are you , nvsrides same IP Address as Ghetto child racing, which happens to be nearly identical to Travis old IP. :ninja so here we have a possible travis, making fun of himself, and trying to be humorous ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/39 "2009-04-22T14:37:04Z")
my point proven …we cant get rid of him ha ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/40 "2009-04-22T14:46:40Z")
> [@OWNED](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/owned/17255/42): > > So when you drive with no insurance > You better pray for no occurrence > Because if your shit happens to catch fire > You will become carless like Sean Meyers > And this website called Shift 518 > A forum im sure you hate > Will constantly remind you your dumb > For years and years to come Spelled it wrong. No e before the y [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655.md?page=3)