# Auto poetry...make your own

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [April 20, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655 "2009-04-20T21:14:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 5:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auto-poetry-make-your-own/243655/31 "2009-04-22T05:05:33Z")

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> [@Automotive Pet Peeves](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/automotive-pet-peeves/17218/89):
>
> roses are red  
> travs rims were pink  
> flowers smell good  
> but his breath fuckin stinks.
> 
> johns mullet grows longer  
> day after day  
> his car is not stronger  
> and we all know he’s gay
> 
> drews SS isnt fast  
> we know this for sure  
> he’s addicted to nitrous  
> and for that theres no cure
> 
> and once and for all  
> people bow down to ray  
> they swing from his balls  
> but we all know they’re gay.
> 
> so good night and fare well  
> my shift518 crew  
> you can all go to hell  
> yes, even you jews.

This poem is win

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