# awesome stuff inside **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 9, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-stuff-inside/257268 "2011-03-09T19:29:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![swaiknow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/swaiknow/32/6359_2.png) [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-stuff-inside/257268/1 "2011-03-09T19:29:53Z")
> **[Slamburglars Handbook](http://slamburglars.blogspot.com/2009/02/slamburglars-handbook.html)** > > 1. If your car is drivable, you're not low enough. 2. We use pinch welds for parking brakes. 3. Slamburglars don't get stuck on speed bumps,... This list is hillarious! edit by singh : next time just paste it like this Slamburglars Handbook 1. Shock travel is for bitches. 2. Dumped so low the panties practically fall off. 3. If your car is drivable, you’re not low enough. 4. We use pinch welds for parking brakes. 5. Slamburglars don’t get stuck on speed bumps, speed bumps get stuck on Slamburglars. 6. Tuckin wheels and copin feels 7. Dumpin whips and stealin chicks. 8. Tire stretching and pussy popping. 9. Guilty of Slamburglary. 10. Because its not cool to be high. 11. g-codes and g-strings. 12a. There is no such thing as too low. 12b. There is no such thing as low enough. 12. Whats “out of spec”? 13. We like our girls how we like our cars, HAMMERED. 14. It’s not so bad being down & out. 15. slamburglars, aka THE FRAME BANG GANG. 16. The lower you go, the better it feels. 17. Doin things, Cuttin springs. 18. Doin work, Scrapin dirt. 19. Slamburglars have their passengers sit in the back left and rub in the front right. 20. Oil pans are scheduled maintenance. 21. Fuck bitches, get coils. 22. Wheel gap is for ///M owners. 23. Dump or Die. 24. It’s nice to MEAT you. 25. Innocent until proven GUILTY. 26. Beware of the liftburglars. 27. Invite only. 28. The home of bad taste and poor geometry. 29. Our nightmares consist of potholes and speed bumps. 30. MO’ LOW MO’ MONEY MO’ BITCHES 31. Like your SAT scores…so low you cant go anywhere. 32. Scraping more pans than the food network. 33. We slam our cars almost as hard as we slam muff. 34. If sparks dont fly, your rides too high. 35. thuggish ruggish tire scrubin. 36. never doubt The Professor. 37. gun bucking and car hucking 38. turning heads for all the wrong reasons. 39. We like our girls how we like our tires, SMOKIN. 40. Low Ballin and Street Crawlin. 41. We like our cars how we like our girlfriends, DUMPED. 42. If it’s not slammed, what’s the point? 43. perches are for birds, collars are for dogs. 44. No switches, Mo Bitches 45. If you have to ask, GTFO. 46. Keeping it durty, down to the floor. 47. aka the lane marker fucker uppers 48. aka the rim tuck fuck club 49. aka the pan slam clan 50. SlamBurglars cant light bon fires 51. dumpin’ n fist pumpin’ 52. LOW CARS & LOWER STANDARDS. 53. pullin trogs on the daily. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-stuff-inside/257268/2 "2011-03-09T19:31:33Z")
i like no 8 its pretty corny tho overall ---
**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-stuff-inside/257268/3 "2011-03-09T19:36:10Z")
I was offered hilarity and received no such thing ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-stuff-inside/257268/4 "2011-03-09T19:41:33Z")
actually the claims were "awesome"ness ---
**Author:** ![swaiknow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/swaiknow/32/6359_2.png) [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-stuff-inside/257268/5 "2011-03-10T09:54:37Z")
ok so apparently i am the only person who finds these funny… ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-stuff-inside/257268/6 "2011-03-10T11:31:13Z")
:lol nice dude ---
**Author:** ![Quattro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quattro/32/6660_2.png) [@Quattro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-stuff-inside/257268/7 "2011-03-10T14:00:10Z")
Won’t get those 5 minutes back… ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-stuff-inside/257268/8 "2011-03-10T17:48:24Z")
![http://i51.tinypic.com/t54tuw.jpg](http://i51.tinypic.com/t54tuw.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-stuff-inside/257268/9 "2011-03-10T18:19:23Z")
imma slamburglar the hamburglar while im pussy poppin g codes and g strings. never doubt The Professor cause im part of THE FRAME BANG GANG.