# Awkward Moments
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 17, 2008, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966 "2008-04-17T08:41:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/1 "2008-04-17T08:41:56Z")
Upstairs from me is this really hot redhead (well meh face but I would motorboat her all the way to south africa) I’ve wanted to bang her for a while things have been going well and she has a Boyfriend, which has never stopped me before so. Things have been going really well with her until today ☹ Where I’m just down right embarassed
So many of you who know me, know I don’t like to get dressed in the morning until the very last minute. So When I wake up I walk around either naked, or with boxers on. Which both tend to show my dick, I think I have an knack for buying boxers with shitty dick flaps so my dong flops out ALL the time.
Its really really warm out today, and I want to open the windows. I draw the blinds open up one window no problems, jump over the chair and stand on it to open the next window. I see the redhead as i look up from focusing on opening the window. I wave and she waves back then suddenly gets really embarassed and runs away. Odd she’s seen me half naked several times, maybe I had something on me or something. Until my worst horror… From jumping over the chair it must have flown out of the dickflap perfectly the boxer material around the dickflap was neatly tucked behind like as if it was destiny for her to see my yogurt slinger, so being embarassed too i jump off the chair and tuck my mushroom tattooer back into my boxers
and now I’m faced with the dilemma…
So I go up and knock on her door and say “You like what you saw there, You can have it if you want to”
Or
Pretend like nothing happened
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### Author:  [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/2 "2008-04-17T08:45:24Z")
lol
Pretend like nothing happened. If you go upstairs and ask her if she liked it, you’ll probably have a restraining order against you.
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### Author:  [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/3 "2008-04-17T08:48:03Z")
If she ran that’s not a good sign.
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### Author:  [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/4 "2008-04-17T08:49:46Z")
Bro its just a wang i promise she has seen one before. As long as you aren’t packing somehting to be ashamed of I would bet it actually gaind some points in “banging the neighbor” dept.
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### Author:  [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/5 "2008-04-17T08:49:51Z")
lmfao…thats hilarious.
id say pretend like nothing happened for now. if she comes back she’s yours forever
:lol:
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### Author:  [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/6 "2008-04-17T08:51:21Z")
Pretend nothing happened for now… you go upstairs her BF may kill you…
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/7 "2008-04-17T08:51:29Z")
She does have a nice pooper I would love to stuff my cave miner into
> [@97FormulaWS-6](#):
>
> Pretend nothing happened for now… you go upstairs her BF may kill you…
Meh, The BF is no threat, he’s little and lives far away. He comes up from time to time. Maybe she’ll tell him to stay home this weekend 🙂
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### Author:  [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/8 "2008-04-17T08:53:30Z")
HAHAHA I say you go up there and say sorry i wasn’t aware my “insert nickname here” was out. Then ask her if she liked it…then tell her she has a nice pooper you want to stuff your cave miner into. This will work fo sho
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/9 "2008-04-17T08:54:28Z")
> [@Eazy716](#):
>
> lmfao…thats hilarious.
>
> id say pretend like nothing happened for now. if she comes back she’s yours forever
>
> :lol:
exactly.what.i.was.thinking
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/10 "2008-04-17T08:54:52Z")
LOL only you.
meh… let it slide. Im sure everything is fine
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/11 "2008-04-17T08:55:27Z")
Ugh, I don’t get embarassed… its just the randomness of all the events
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/12 "2008-04-17T08:55:40Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA picsofredhead, Robhimself loves gigngers
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/13 "2008-04-17T09:14:18Z")
> [@Eazy716](#):
>
> lmfao…thats hilarious.
>
> id say pretend like nothing happened for now. if she comes back she’s yours forever
>
> :lol:
:word:
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### Author:  [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/14 "2008-04-17T09:16:27Z")
o mann, lol
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/15 "2008-04-17T09:19:02Z")
:bsflag:
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### Author:  [@MidgeX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MidgeX)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/16 "2008-04-17T09:22:49Z")
lol, i expect nothing less dan 🤣
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### Author:  [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/17 "2008-04-17T09:23:12Z")
like everyone is saying go with nothing happened … but if it was me i would make a joke about it in a week or so talking to her
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### Author:  [@aberfitch82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aberfitch82)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/18 "2008-04-17T09:43:55Z")
lol classic!!! ive learned my lesson start wearing shorts around the house
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### Author:  [@Bovice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bovice)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/19 "2008-04-17T09:49:32Z")
dont sweat it…next time you see her just wink at her and make a joke about it…be like jeez if i knew i was being watched i would have at least charged admission to the show…im sure shes seen a plethera of wangs in her day, and even if she hasnt at least she didnt point and laugh because then i’d say your fucked lol…give it a few days and just laugh about it…
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### Author:  [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awkward-moments/46966/20 "2008-04-17T10:09:05Z")
lol dick flaps
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