# B\*\*\*H KEYED MY CAR

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 26, 2008, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298 "2008-12-26T09:49:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Twinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Mr.Twinkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.Twinkie)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/1 "2008-12-26T09:49:32Z")

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I was shopping at Target today and it was packed as usual, but I managed to find a parking spot rather quickly.

So as the lady backed out I pulled in and on the opposite side, another lady was trying to turn into the same spot I already took:gtfo:

I get out and start to walk as the lady in her blue Impala guestures to say “that was my spot, why dont u park elsewhere”

I yell to her “Oh well” and proceede to the store :blah:

Less than 10 minutes later I come walking back to my car to find on my door freshly engraved the famous words “OH WELL” :eek:

I was so pissed off that I rolled through that entire parking lot as well as the surrounding area and wasnt able to spot her car :banghead:

KARMA IS A BITCH LADY THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY:2fingers:

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/2 "2008-12-26T09:50:25Z")

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I would have the store check the parking lot cameras, maybe they can pick up a plate #?

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/3 "2008-12-26T09:51:16Z")

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She wins.

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**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/4 "2008-12-26T09:51:18Z")

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Security camera should be able to identify her car and get a plate number. Then again it’s Target so their camera’s are probably cheap and can’t zoom in 3 inches without pixelating.

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**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/5 "2008-12-26T09:51:24Z")

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> [@Mr.Twinkie"](#):
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> I yell to her “Oh well” and proceede to the store :blah:
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> Less than 10 minutes later I come walking back to my car to find on my door freshly engraved the famous words “OH WELL” :eek:

sorry but i have to 🤣

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/6 "2008-12-26T09:51:57Z")

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oh well.

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/7 "2008-12-26T09:53:43Z")

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if she was really that pissed then you probably did steal a place she was waiting for and karma is what got you in this case.

still sucks.

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**Author:** ![speedped79](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/speedped79/32/7491_2.png) [@speedped79](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedped79)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/8 "2008-12-26T09:53:45Z")

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that should be your new title (oh well)

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/9 "2008-12-26T09:54:01Z")

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That’s why I:

(A) Try never to get into a confrontation with someone in a car-related situation. If someone cuts me off, I curse them out to myself. If I cut them off, and they curse me out, I ignore it.

(B) If, somehow, I do piss someone off mutually, I’ll walk away, but stick around for a second and keep an eye out on the car.

Neither helps you though. Seconding the idea that you ask the store about security camera footage.

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**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/10 "2008-12-26T09:55:21Z")

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Happy Holidays would have been much better…but Oh Well seems to fit the situation better.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Twinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Mr.Twinkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.Twinkie)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/11 "2008-12-26T09:55:27Z")

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Im dissapointed that I didnt have the chance to see her car somewhere around there.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/12 "2008-12-26T09:55:58Z")

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Motion for:  
1.) Check security camera  
2.) Get plate #  
3.) Find address  
4.) Engrave giant “CUNT INSIDE” with arrow to driver’s seat on her hood.

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/13 "2008-12-26T09:56:44Z")

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What’s your rationale for thinking that it’s pointless to ask?

If they refuse, tell them you would like to put a claim in on their insurance for the damages. It might or might not actually work, but it will at least give them some motivation to think about showing you the tape.

E: If you don’t know, and you assume it won’t work, well then, it definitely won’t. If you don’t know and you try, you stand a chance.

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**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/14 "2008-12-26T09:57:10Z")

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c’est la vie.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Twinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Mr.Twinkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.Twinkie)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/15 "2008-12-26T10:03:43Z")

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How the fuck do I get that shit off the door now…Paint job or is there another solution??

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**Author:** ![upstateclipse](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/upstateclipse/32/7348_2.png) [@upstateclipse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/upstateclipse)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/16 "2008-12-26T10:07:00Z")

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Sorry it happened to you, but that is awesome

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**Author:** ![buffalo\_vr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@buffalo\_vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/buffalo_vr4)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/17 "2008-12-26T10:10:17Z")

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> [@Mr.Twinkie](#):
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> How the fuck do I get that shit off the door now…Paint job or is there another solution since they arent deep scratches??

you can get the scratch repair kit, it doesnt fix flawlessly but does make it a lot less visible.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Twinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Mr.Twinkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.Twinkie)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/18 "2008-12-26T10:15:06Z")

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> [@buffalo\_vr4](#):
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> you can get the scratch repair kit, it doesnt fix flawlessly but does make it a lot less visible.

Thanks Ill have to look into it. Im sure I can get the crap off but still hate when people have to be scumbags like that :tdown:

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**Author:** ![Mr.Twinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Mr.Twinkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.Twinkie)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/19 "2008-12-26T10:19:38Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> Motion for:  
> 1.) Check security camera  
> 2.) Get plate #  
> 3.) Find address  
> 4.) Engrave giant “CUNT INSIDE” with arrow to driver’s seat on her hood.

Trust me if only I saw her car parked, my artistic side wouldve came out in full effect :run:

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**Author:** ![nelstoys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/48db29/32.png) [@nelstoys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nelstoys)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-h-keyed-my-car/60298/20 "2008-12-26T10:45:37Z")

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Best is a fresh ding and the car that did it still parked next to u, back out with the plow blade scraping the shit outa there ride(opps there goes the mirror too). That was fun.

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