# B#tches squirtin' on muh car
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 14, 2012, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015 "2012-05-14T13:25:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/1 "2012-05-14T13:25:27Z")
So I am sitting at a stoplight in my Vette (which is freshly washed and waxed) , I am in the “straight” lane and there is a left hand turn lane, I am sitting there with the window down zoned out and all of a sudden something wet hits my face, I look over to my left and there is some turd gold rusty POS Buick LeSabre of 90s vintage with some cunt rag driving emptying her squirts (which are no longer attatched to the wiper arms and dangling to my side) , bitch sprayed it until I had to put my window up as it was hitting my passanger seat…
Oblivious asswad or jealous welfare mom?
Shit left my car waterspotted front to back…
Yes I realize it washes off but its the point…
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### Author:  [@Trkbossls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Trkbossls)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/2 "2012-05-14T13:31:31Z")
sometimes i wish i drove a pos monster truck to drive over peoples hoods…what is wrong with some people?
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### Author:  [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/3 "2012-05-14T13:35:03Z")
That is pretty sweet lol
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### Author:  [@GV1390](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GV1390)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/4 "2012-05-14T13:37:26Z")
Would have been better if Uncle Buck was flicking her bean and it got on your window/face.
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/5 "2012-05-14T13:38:15Z")
This sounds like it was very intentional.
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### Author:  [@piratemosh666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/piratemosh666)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/6 "2012-05-14T13:41:46Z")
> [@9c1ny"](#):
>
> So I am sitting at a stoplight in my Vette (which is freshly washed and waxed) , I am in the “straight” lane and there is a left hand turn lane, I am sitting there with the window down zoned out and all of a sudden something wet hits my face, I look over to my left and there is some turd gold rusty POS Buick LeSabre of 90s vintage with some cunt rag driving emptying her squirts (which are no longer attatched to the wiper arms and dangling to my side) , bitch sprayed it until I had to put my window up as it was hitting my passanger seat…
>
> Oblivious asswad or jealous welfare mom?
>
> Shit left my car waterspotted front to back…
>
> Yes I realize it washes off but its the point…
:BIGBLAP:
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/7 "2012-05-14T13:44:44Z")
Did you yell profanity?
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### Author:  [@Johnnyv412](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnyv412)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/8 "2012-05-14T13:45:16Z")
Lol
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/9 "2012-05-14T13:45:45Z")
First world problems?
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### Author:  [@LUKE\_L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUKE_L)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/10 "2012-05-14T13:55:41Z")
^ LOL
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### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/11 "2012-05-14T14:25:35Z")
Thats a downside of having a convertible. (for me, not you)
Also.
I thought this was an IanK sighting thread.
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### Author:  [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/12 "2012-05-14T14:58:27Z")
See the issue here is you’re a pussy…
A real domestic owner would have done a giant burn out.
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### Author:  [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/13 "2012-05-14T15:30:42Z")
Need a vid of mindless jeep rear squirts.
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### Author:  [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/14 "2012-05-14T17:04:18Z")
> [@yamba6](#):
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> Did you yell profanity?
>
> 
actually that is exactly how it went down : )
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2012, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/15 "2012-05-15T07:15:56Z")
> [@9c1ny](#):
>
> actually that is exactly how it went down : )
I kind of figured. Funny thing is that when you dont have a roof on… everyone hears you yelling at the person that pissed you off. I love it!
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### Author:  [@GV1390](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GV1390)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2012, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/16 "2012-05-15T07:50:03Z")
> [@L8APEX1](#):
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> Need a vid of mindless jeep rear squirts.
My XJ used to do the same thing. That thing squirted like 2.5 cars back lol. People used to get mad all the time haha.
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### Author:  [@rugsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rugsr)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2012, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/17 "2012-05-15T09:03:59Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#):
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> First world problems?
BAHAHA
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Buddy of mine took off the cap to his hatchbacks washer and we would squirt people all day…oh the laughs
Does suck that it hit your face though
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2012, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/18 "2012-05-15T11:27:07Z")
So you just stayed there and took it on the face?
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### Author:  [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2012, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/19 "2012-05-15T18:05:01Z")
> [@ultradriver10000](#):
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> So you just stayed there and took it on the face?
nah I rolled up the window, I was in disbelief, my first thought was to pull her out of the car through the window but looking closer I realized she wouldnt fit, then the light turned green
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### Author:  [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tches-squirtin-on-muh-car/223015/20 "2012-05-15T20:13:59Z")
Damnit I thought the story was going to turn out different where she was masterbating at the light and got juices on your car because it’s so sexy and her panties were wet…
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